glumbert

worldcitizen

He has been a member for 11 months. He is 28 years old. That's 3.5% of his life dedicated to Glumbertology.

The Wilhelm Scream is everywhere

"I've noticed this scream in many movies over the years. I've always thought it strange if an action movie didn't have it."
Chicken so good you'll slap your mama

"he said " Fry that Chicken... You hear me?!" *Slap* This is where the line comes from..."
Always listen to Dad

"Hide it, what for? The father didn't do anything wrong. He told the boy not to do it and he did it anyway. I must say I..."
Car flies on water

"How can americans get all uppity about efficiency? The entire american way of life is based on inefficiency."
Postal

"I'd love to see all religious people take a critical look at the things their religious texts and leaders promise them. If..."