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  The 1 Thing You Don't Want To Do In Space...

  "Wait a minute... Wait a minute!! What's all the talk about this girl losing her tool bag in space??? People, think..."

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  Guy Voted Obama A Couple Times

  "in the hood I heard the workers just kept opening and closing the curtain and twisting the Obama lever.. wow now that's a..."

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  Cat Doesn't Weigh What It Used To

  "what a beautiful looking kitty.. must be a mix of different breeds.. really cute face and beautifull markings.. hey putty..."

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  Obama Word Association

  "This just in... I had a dream last night that Barack lost, McCain suffered a heart attack and Sarah Palin was in the Oval..."

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  Making A Beautiful English Guard Laugh

  "This just in; Brian Smith, an English 'non-laughing' gaurd on duty yesterday outside the Prime-minister's office was fired..."