My Favorites

My Votes

My Comments

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  Street Soccer At It's Finest!

  "what pacmansex say----she too smart for me----also too skiny----need many extra stones to join my harem"

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  Crazy Helicopter Crash

  "me think all these people are different----no one the same----to hard to think it that way-----me only simple cave..."

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  How To Deal With Unwanted Erections

  "always a woman in need of erection----I never let go to waste---5 1/2 inches? must mean wide"

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  Watermelon Head Smashing!

  "me say this not how I crush giant condor eggs--- me use skull of slow running little people---then - throw in some funny..."

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  Failing A Driving Test 5 Times

  "grrr ung argh at you----how u been---me fall off big cliff - get hurt - not run so fast now---- I never get up on big..."