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actnride

She has been a member for 2 years. She is 36 years old. That's 5.5% of her life dedicated to Glumbertology.

Sick mother groom dance

"Ew"
Trick or treat prank

"Why do all adults speak to the "child" as though it's an orphaned kitten??"
Everyday

"If he did die, maybe he could have someone continue to take daily photos, and we could have a time-lapse decomposition."
Fast food folk song

"I cannot believe that that guy actually got that whole order! That was amazing! (They're quite talented, actually - can..."
These kids have got to stop these lip-syncing videos...here's another with the Spice Girls

"It's CHOREOGRAPHED! Awesome!!"