The War on Zombies

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First:wk87
9 months ago
Sorry but I refuse to say first.
9 months ago
nice
9 months ago
I really can't tell if this is a fake or not....sometimes I think the void man playing president man speaks the same in parody, as he does in real life....is it possible that gov.bush is also a Zombie?
9 months ago
Not sure about W. but I think Cheney is a given.
9 months ago
I always thought Cheney was more of a vampire than a zombie. He likes to suck the money out of the country while spilling soldiers blood.
9 months ago
Rabies99, you have a point there.
9 months ago
Ahhhhh, great one "rabies99" grrreat one..
9 months ago
rabies, that is ridiculous. Cheney is NOT a Zombie. Cheney is a Vampire Lord and "President" Bush is his stupid Zombie bitch.
9 months ago
If you read what I wrote... I said cheney was a vampire. Are you sure Bush didn't chew on your brain last night?
9 months ago
No, Cheney is more of a parasite that latches onto its host ( The world ) and feeds off of its system until it either reproduces and/or destroys its host ( The world ) and moves on to the next victim ( Mars )
6 months ago
with how dumb bush is i wouldnt be surpised if it turnd out to be true
9 months ago
G.W.B. Cocanie is a hellva drug....
9 months ago
I don't think this would have been any different, even if it was real.

9 months ago
It's all true.. They WMD's too!!!
9 months ago
Funnnay!
9 months ago
This is a hoax, but still, I never understood why the great people of the US ever elected an idiot for president.
9 months ago
Wah da meen? wee da pople ob da USA be penty smart. Bush idnt no idot!

9 months ago
LOL
9 months ago
We didn't elect him. Bush went to the Supreme Court to have the Florida ruling, as well as the wishes of the majority of Americans, overturned.
9 months ago
Another aspect of the sad truth is this:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/vote
9 months ago
uru....what was the choice? A posturing empty suit, or the guy who managed not to drop into the dumper for his first four years? Gawd...how frustrating has it been to be a voter in this, the greatest country in history, and not to be able to choose between two, or several, potential leaders...rather, to have to choose the lesser of two evils. Remembering that at that time, while GW had not shown certain signals as to his competency....well, Mensa had burned his application, and Yale had shredded its records....but still, things seemed OK back then. It was after the country's forced decision to keep him in office that he took the bit in his teeth (some might locate the bit elsewhere), and yanked (no pun intended) us all into world disrepute.

The thing is, the 2008 elections are not shaping up all that well...let's pray for a "best of breed" contest, rather than a "lesser of two blivits" race.
9 months ago
"in this, the greatest country in history"....................

Man you got some serious tickets hanging off you there.
Great country? Yeah, probably. In history?????......
9 months ago
LMAO at podman!!!
9 months ago
Lo and behold! The zombies are a threat to our children...your loved ones...the country!

but

Not a threat to Bush himself...zombies prefer cerebral matter of which he has none...he's safe.
9 months ago
ahhhhhh 16th and also last
9 months ago
Don't the zombies vote democrat anyway?...
9 months ago
Da zombees, vote the democrit, but i bee republicken and i voted fo Bush, cuuse heeb is gainst a bortion!



9 months ago
"Bush" is not a very sexy name for a president. He should change his name to "Cox". Oh I just love the sound of it. It just rolls off my tongue and in my mouth and anus....Yummy!

Anyways, this acually makes more sense than the war in Iraq.
9 months ago
Holy crap man, you can actually form a sentence without a reference to male genitailia. It's a start. I'm sure you probably have something else useful to add occasionally, give it a try.
9 months ago
What is more useful than male genitailia? Oh that sounds so formal, what's more useful than a big fat cock? You know what I'm talking about billboat honey. Besides anything I add is definitely more useful than some of the wasrte of space you've put on this site, please.
9 months ago
Billboat............... you just got owned! LMAO!
9 months ago
No, I cannot be "owned". My wife owns me, my house, my life AND that million dollar life insurance policy she just took out on me. Oh, and the sky diving lessons she bought for me.
9 months ago
Reminds me of Coulton's songs "RE: Your Brains" and "W's Duty".
9 months ago
That was hilarious, but the ending was lame. They should have stopped while they were ahead.
9 months ago
Couldn't have been very good, only the congenitally stupid bothered to show up and comment on it. Talk about your zombies!
9 months ago
Welcome to the "the congenitally stupid" group.

9 months ago
now Jesus wouldnt talk like that.
9 months ago
(redneck accent) Ah personally believe that this new war on zombies is justified, and inevitable. Damn zombies, comin into the country, eatin up all the brains, blockin up the freeways.....
9 months ago
There is a new spray for zombies. It comes in a red can, is very very expensive, and has a picture of Bush and Cheney on it. It says on the label it keeps them away, but there may be future attacks, and will require constant reapplication for years and years to come.
9 months ago
Just lay out some US beef for them! No Zombie Spray required!
9 months ago
yes we have that product here ,but the shelves remain empty.
bought out four years ago. never can keep that stuff in stock.
9 months ago
The president and I ride the special bus.

9 months ago
Rotfl.

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