I know how he feels, I do that a lot. I mean, I slip up with words, and what I'm trying to convey.........not pinching my titties.....although, it sounds kind of fun.
Yes, yes, yes mitercut, I pitched one hell of a tent. So much that I had to leave for a while and pleasure myself with a huge fist dildo. I would have responded to your reply earlier but I was in ecstasy!
My priest did this one time. Except he just screamed out "I want your ASS!" to one of the altar boys in front of the whole church. Kinda the same though, right?
The fool called too much attention to it, should have corrected and moved on but no, this is church and he said a naughty word. These people are so repressed, they hear tits and start giggling like grade 2 students.
no, no - you don't understand junior high boys and you've apparently never been in a church where you're allowed to laugh. they will laugh about this for years. this guy should not have made such a big deal, perhaps, but he was dead in the water the minute he said it.
If parents didn't raise their kids to be hyper sensitive about body parts even "junior high boys" wouldn't react this way. I've been to places of worship that have both encouraged and shunned laughter. That isn't the point, the point was is that what he said really isn't all that funny to begin with. Its only funny to those kids because he is trying to portray himself as pious and he said something that made him look less than that.
This is why I can't stand church. You got people like this with contrived enthusiasm for all this make believe stuff.
All this based on the idea that a ghost knocked up a virgin.
C'mon guys. Some things have to be off-limits. You know I only touched my daughter a couple of times and it's nothing I'm proud of - okay? And as far as my son goes, that was my wife just being a little over-protective and thinking she saw something. It was all cleared up once the authorities got involved. Okay, I've dabbbled in pedophilia. Enough said.
Randal, if you read carefully you'll see that's not my post. One of the neglected, most likely sexually molested as a child types (you know who you are) has decided in their infinite wisdom to start fake posting for Canuck and I. Guess they gave up on the battle of wits and figured they could hide behind mommy's apron and throw snowballs. Good luck small minds. I have a fine family, life, job and couldn't be happier. Sorry you are so jealous. Go ahead you infantile losers. This used to be a good site with some interesting people. Too bad the trailer trash took over. I'm outta here. Suck shit.
Actually, Billy-B., if ya really think about it, this ain't so bad.
I think it's great that the lowlifes we've repeatedly given a verbal and intellectual shitkicking to, have resorted to this nonsense. Shows they got nuthin' else.
A clear checkmate, all the way.
And I'm so happy to have the opportunity to rip them one, when they ask for it. So it's all good, Bro.
oh my bad i thought you were shooting the i dont give a fuck attitude bill. but as i look there seem to be more copiers out there.
Ramblerouser said on another page that he face fucked my wife . my responce to this was, i needed to ask her how it was and i would get back to him thought maybe your taking that approach. now i have to pay closer attention.
Besides, Billy-B...if you need a real good laugh, go look on the other thread at the "debate" between Streamlined and Throbmystick; it's hilarious. It's kinda like watching Jerry Falwell argue with Bud Bundy.
I'll even betcha the dummy had to go back over my last gazillion posts on any thread, just to know how to effectively string a sentence together
LOL
Well, fuck, it's no wonder he (and his "friend") is afraid.
Shit, I'D be going the multiple-alias route as well, if I couldn't stand up to you, me, mako,Pod, Randal and anyone else with a sharp wit and intelligence to boot.
yes but the question is what happned to billy boy when billy was a boy????? hmmmmm probably something similar to what happened to billy's boy?? or daughter
By the time I got through all these posts I had forgotten what the video was about...not that I have a bad memory, just that all these exchanges had little or nothing to to with the subject, and a lot to do with personal notes. Again, some simply contests in coarseness...hardly informative.
Re: the young minister - hopefully he'll survive in his job. As some have noted, he might better have just gone on without his several recalls of the the faux pas. Oh well....we've all done it at least once. Life shouldn't end here, but for him, possibly, the ministerial vocation might be about to close. He might next consider Enron as a second option, or perhaps a speachwriter for GWB...similar qualifications for each, with great tolerance for flexible expressions of fact.
Y'know, Chaz, it isn't necessarily that I disagree with what you've said, but...but....
IT'S SO FREAKIN' DRY!!!
I mean, cripes man! If I had to listen to you in any capacity as a speaker, lecturer or even a teacher....they'd find me sitting there and I'd be nothing but a skeleton, covered in cobwebs! You make the Sahara look like Wild Water Kingom!!
Can't you even just SPRUCE it up a little? You know, make it an interesting read, or even AMUSING! Surely you can still get the SAME point across if you did that....right? RIGHT????
As it stands, it's like watching grass grow.....y'know?
You're last three sentences woulda made a GREAT joke (as it was intended), but your DELIVERY and DRY approach allowed it to fizzle. If it helps, just pretend you're a famous comedic actor, okay?
And sublety in ACTING IS EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW. SO GET FUNNY AND GET SUBTLE ALREADY!!
This concludes my lesson for this evening.
I shall expect my regular fee payment:
A box of Uncle Bens Converted Rice, as well as all of your 8-track tapes, containing every Bulgarian folk song ever written.
Okeydokey...took me a while to catch up with Canuck's once-again self-pleasing critique of another poster's input. That glumbert-post-junkie, apparently has no life beyond his own masturbatory keyboard, but I do, so didn't catch up to his puffery until just now.
I prefer to comment on the topic....sorry if that's dry. What's not dry is the pissy commentaries of Canuck re: other people's postings....dry this, little boy.
Canuck is so preposterous in his judgmental posturing...has he no idea how tedious his vacuous commentaries are? Gratuitous and self-congratulatory...duhhhhhhhh...how intelligent must one be to stand off in the figurative bushes and snipe at others? ?
Well, I've had two or three wines, and am ready to shuck the mantle of civility, post-wise. Canuck, you are an educated boor, an irritating mismanager of talent, a drool on your own intelligence.
Well, I've officially forgotten what vid i just watched..... oh wait! Looking down I see nipples.... something about nipples, right? Yeah.... that's it... and a youth minister who's single-handedly lost his congregation for the day! LOL Good job, guy!
Gawd...........I need to stop with the wine......I am being seduced into a conflict of wits with an unarmed man.
YOU Tube...here I come. You small folks clubbing in glumbert, you have screwed up an otherwise tenable discussion forum...I leave you with your incestuous cross pollination on Glumbert. Happy infect! Bybye now....with special notes to our northern slope dope, our northern border bore....our frozen brain drain, Canuck of the North....not quite as intelligent as his dog, but twice as strong...or perhaps not.
Glumbert offers nothing in the sense of discussion and discovery.
So many posters are only interested in personal interchange, one versus the other, to the point that the original message is lost....ergo, why be here.
Canuck is well spoken, intelligent, adept at expression...why.....dammit....why need he sink into the smelly depths of crudity when he can wonderfully express himself in the extraordinary lengths that our marvellous language allows?
Okedokey....my wine needs replenishing. See you on YouTube.
You are good....at intellectual seduction, that is. Which was why I wondered why you allowed yourself to debase your opinions. Are you playing to the crowd?
OK....been to YOUTUBE....opinions expressed are all over the board, but few are crude.
Your "ol' chums"....? Give me a break. When I want to learn new pathetic profanity, I can always sit a while in our local bus terminal.
Class it up, Canuck.....critique away, but just use the extroaordinary expressive lexicon that civil language provides. You probably can do it better than most others I have seen on this, and other, sites.
Surprise away. I'll not refrain from visiting this site....some videos are very entertaining....posting is another issue. It's not fun to be confronted by frank idiocy and some poster's need for attention via excessive scat. You clearly are of a different genre...just don't understand why you often dip into the dog-dew. Looked like you wanted to be prized by your lessers.
Condensed Charlie - you're an English student aren't you?
Nice use of dem dare wurds
I've not seen any of Frank Idiocy's posts though so apologies on his behalf for any offence taken by your kind self. Pray, refrain not one jot longer than necessary from returning.
Hard to find a language with which to communicate with you...even harder to find a reason for doing so.
I'm tempted to find other eclectic quotes to counter yours...just don't care that much.
You don't have anywhere near the depth that Canuck has shown,
tho' your postings are more intelligent than most.
Yes...I was an English major in my undergraduate experience....before I had corrective educational "surgery" at a place that gave master's degrees in business.
Grow up, little boy. Frank idiocy prevails, should you not notice. Pray for sensible posts, if you wish to pray at all. Jot this, little man. (Notice...rebuke without profanity).
English language will do as a means of communication; that is, after all, what we're already communicating in... thought you knew that?
The 'corrective' educational surgey must have changed your language gender somewhat...
Where was the profanity in my comment to you? I agree some of my past comments may have resulted in profanity but only when the recipient had emptied every last ounce of patience from my being. Please don't be the kind of pretend high-brow who does the same.
Do I need depth to communicate with your good self? I very much doubt it...
This is a video posting site not some great philosophical world round-up!
If you'd care to have a deeper look at what's going on here you'll find decent interplay in between the profanity. It's also light hearted. Take a pill and relax - this is supposed to be fun.
Your comments are jotted. And your pedantry noted.
Welcome Condensed Charlie, am sure we'll have fun! :-)
Now why are two OBVIOUSLY intelligent folks like you two going at it? Huh?
I mean...Jeez-Louise!
I'M BLEEDIN' HERE!! I TELL YA I'M BLEEDIN' HERRRRRRE!!!!
(----------from "Reservoir Dogs", A Band Apart Pictures, 1991, starring Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth and Chris Penn; Quentin Tarantinos' first motion picture, and truly a great gangster film)
Not quite sure he's found the right tone for this site yet Canuck
Just giving Condensed Charles here a gentle reminder that faux high-brow procrastination and poncing won't wash - it's supposed to be a little fun with some learning interspersed.
Again I have to correct you? You said two. I surely don't see the intelligence gleen through on one side. And that person knows who I am referring to.
You like to go at it with people as well so what are you saying about yourself? Do as I say and not as I do?
I will piggyback on your quote:
WHAT'S UP? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
(----------from "Reservoir Dogs", A Band Apart Pictures, 1991, starring Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth and Chris Penn; Quentin Tarantinos' first motion picture, and truly a great gangster film)
I've been nuthin' but nice-as-pie to EVERYONE ('cept one) on these threads. And regardless of what a discredited individual like YOU thinks, the two involved in this intellectual combat ARE quite intelligent.
AND YOU CUT AND PASTED MY OWN COPYRIGHTED CRITIQUE, AND PERVERTED IT!!
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