Young Preacher

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First:justme
10 months ago
FIRST!!
10 months ago
OMG I finally did it! Right? I did, right?
10 months ago
Congrats! Time to buy one of Satan's lottery tickets.
10 months ago
It's a great feeling innit? You're life will flow only upwards from this point on.
10 months ago
I know... It already has. I'm going with Randal to meet Technoviking. Does it get any better than this??
10 months ago
Only if you wear the right boots.....
10 months ago
I almost wrote: He is a good reason for abortion.

But I think more to the point is that it is really unfortunate that you need a license to drive but not to have children. His parents really deserve a slapping for pouring the religious rubbish into his innocent mind.
10 months ago
I think the young man has a good point. Woman who believe in abortion are committing murder. What ever happened to children religion? Guess we dont do that anymore, since we have so many people here in America so offended by the word GOD. guess I wont see alot of them in Heaven.
10 months ago
Correction: offended by the way people use the word 'god', or push concepts like 'heaven.' Offended that in your simplicity you've reduced the universe in all it's complexity as a reason for humans to exist.
10 months ago
If he would preach the word of santa claus, it would still be cute. But having your kid preaching to other people about what you believe in, is just wrong. Religion is fairy tales for grown ups. ...that video makes me sad.
10 months ago
The Dem's are doing the same thing with kids on the S Chip and worse, on national TV ads. (Won't see that on Glumbert)

Damn their souls. Keep the kids out out of grown-up idiocies. Give 'em a childhood.
10 months ago
Wonder if this boy may growup and be gay, than will god hate him?
Boy is he going to have a NORMAL boyhood.
10 months ago
Gods, man worst invention, the army needs these kids, let the gov kill them.
10 months ago
A.R.S.E you made a point.

Well done
10 months ago
chum 2 noun chopped fish, fish fluids, and other material thrown overboard as angling bait. • refuse from fish, esp. that remaining after expressing oil. verb [ intrans. ] use chum as bait when fishing. ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: of unknown origin.
10 months ago
Isn't child abuse a sin, too?
Religious hypocrites really bug me.
10 months ago
This kid is brainwashed. Going to grow up to be a hypocritical Republican.
10 months ago
This kid still can't use the toilet, or wipe his own ass, but he knows the mind of God, and is telling the adults what God wants.

His parents may become very wealthy from using this kid to manipulate the masses in the usual cash for redemption scheme.
10 months ago
This kid sounds the same as Boomhouer's wife. All I hear is WAAA!, WAAA!, WAAA! Dun mudder yer chle! WAAA!, WAAA! Dot waa ver here! WAA!, WAA!
10 months ago
This is clearly a precocious kid repeating what he's been drilled to say. Awful. Actually, in my opinion, an abuse of parental/adult responsibilities.

I think it is not only acceptable, but responsible, for parents to pass on to their children what they believe to be proper rules for life. But using the pliable mind and morally intimidating presence of a kid to advertise that morality when they have no adult understanding of the issue is wrong. Just wrong.

Not that I disagree with the message...actually, I think abortion is a terrible idea...but not the issue here. It's the use of a little kid in pursuing this idea that is regrettable.

It makes it so much more difficult for normal people to promote alternatives to abortion when zealots are carrying their extreme banners...like this event.
10 months ago
If you only knew what you were talking about!
10 months ago
ksw...correct me.
10 months ago
I agree, he may never recover, thinking people kill kids, wonder if his parents are teaching him about fagots and other horse-shit suff.
10 months ago
Ever notice how stewed tomatoes look like abortions?
10 months ago
Too bad that kid couldn't be doing something useful instead.
10 months ago
Why is he ranting about abortion when he hasn't even come of age yet. But gotto admit he has pretty good memory.
10 months ago
(what Junior doesn't know is that's just the Old Testament he's waving around -- they're sacrificing him to Moloch later tonight! Fun!)
10 months ago
AMEN to this young preacher.
KW
10 months ago
prove to me there is a god, and if she/he is UP there, why would he let a little boy sin against those who want treatment.
If JC wasn't put to death (the 1st death pen) and instead got life would we even hear from you dumasses?
Born rigth the 1st time!
10 months ago
What is being forgotten is we all have the right to choose our own religious beliefs. Why do some people feel the need to inflict their own values on others. If the pilgrams landed today they would probably feel unwelcome and keep on sailing.
10 months ago
Everyone Be careful! chum is now Damming peoples souls.LOLOLLOL!!

Must be tough playing (your) make believe God! God Dams No one, It seems we do that on our own pretty well!
10 months ago
Future president???
10 months ago
This kid is going to turn into a seriously fucked up adult.

A David Koresh starter kit right thurr.

God he's annoying. I might have to run up snatch his bible, run another 1/8 mile then toss the book. Watch him break down and cry like a bitch. That'll shut him up.
10 months ago
You cant do that Douche!

That boy is the direct dissident of Thaddaeus FogHorn Leghorn the third!

And any attack on this here child will bring the wrath of the Loony Toon's Trio!

A vengeance so meticulously wrought over the years,, Only a few have escaped its avenging apocalypse!

I shall name the three knowing full well my fate by doing so.

Gossemer.
Yosemite Sam.
Elmer fudd.

There it it done!

I leave here now knowing I made it a better,safer,kinder,homier,softer,wider,tanner,fatter,crisper(original),lighter,faster,colder beer,warmer whiskey,skunkier weed, place for you all!
10 months ago
...randal...I will sleep much better, realizing you have secured our peace, to say nothing of the cold beer.
10 months ago
K, I'm a Christian, but this video makes me sick. Everyone is intitled to their opinion, but this kid isn't even being given the chance to form his own opinion when he gets old enough to do so. He is a puppet and is being used by his redneck, inbred, hillbilly parents to spead the "hate" that God has for "sinners" (by the way, that was sarcastic. God doesn't hate ANYBODY...even the Muslims and gays....shocking, I know.). I sometimes wonder why I even have the guts to call myself a Christian when there are crackpots like this representing my faith. People like this are an embarrassment to not only Christianity, but to the human race as a whole.
10 months ago
Except for the fact that he wasn't saying anything about God hating people...
10 months ago
A person doesn't need to outright say the word "hate" to spread the idea of hate. His words don't exactly show love and that's who I believe God to be, so my point still stands that I view this as a misrepresentation my faith and my God.
10 months ago
You're in the worng crowd, Pal. These girls try to shoot messengers for fun. They wouldn't knows the message if they stumbled over it. There'e been horrible things in the name of faith, but nothing to compare t the good that's been done in It's name. Imagine all the "great" things that have been done in the name of man's self-worship. AID's is just the tip of the iceberg.
10 months ago
Chimp your an idiot!, Plain n simple! You couldn't tell the truth even if you knew what it was.
Now Divine made a great point and you reply w/ negative garbage! do me a favor, log back in as stream and talk to yourself!! LOLOLOL!!!
10 months ago
chum 2 noun chopped fish, fish fluids, and other material thrown overboard as angling bait. • refuse from fish, esp. that remaining after expressing oil. verb [ intrans. ] use chum as bait when fishing. ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: of unknown origin.
10 months ago
Randal,

How's the wife? I haven't seen her in a while since her debut on Glumbert. For those of you that don't know Randal's wife here she is:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/kittyfood

Believe it or not she is more normal than Randal in real life.

Give her a big sloppy one from me.
10 months ago
Dude! She was hot when that was taken,and she was at the top of her game mentally!
But since that brief moment of fame she has taken a turn for the worse.

Thank you my friend for looking so hard and finding this clip. For I lost the original during the epic rat
10 months ago
Continued
10 months ago
10 months ago
One more F*%#ing time!!
10 months ago
...Where is the clinic for Reto-active Abortion? Can someone ...for fuck sake...please deliver this boy to the clinic?
10 months ago
Stream?

Sorry bubba but you gotta chat to your Mommy and Dadda over this abuse of your childhood...

However this does help explain a lot about your views. My sympathies extend to you and your Stupid-symp playmates
10 months ago
hes cute. i had a little brother once but the goverment took him away when my maw left. my daddy says we should have another little brother, but my sisters cant get men. he says hell try to fix it for them.
10 months ago
anyways, jesus was only little when he spoke in the temple, so whats wrong with this? you guys are so smartass you should read your bibles. abortions murder. my maw was going to abort me but im glad she didnt. and sos my daddy.
10 months ago
Cute.

Another zealot being incubated.

And up above, the Carlysle Group STILL has the fucking nerve to bring up the SCHIP program, which was vetoed by His Royal Dumbness, GWB (now at an all-time record approval rating of 24%).

This kid should be hauled away from his "parents", and de-programmed.

And like the question that was asked in another Glumber video about abortion:

"If all abortion is made illegal...then what should be the penalty for a woman who has it done?"

Fucking zealots never COULD answer THAT one.
10 months ago
However anyone feels personally about abortion is a moot point in this video. I agree, this young fellow's fate has already been sealed, way before he had a chance to decipher it. It's (most likely) too late for him to harbor any thoughts of understanding or fairness on ANY issues, not only abortion. Does anyone, anywhere, think this child will overcome such relentless conditioning? He won't forget it, and it will inhibit his own real feelings and thoughts for a very damn long time to come.
10 months ago
Sad, that this child is put forward (likely by his parents) to represent their views. Poor kid.
Abortion is horrible and awful for all involved. It is fortunate that Canuck's mum chose life.
Still, Canuck is superior in his inferiority.
Doofus...do you honestly think the current incarnation of SCHP is good? If you do, you continue to affirm your inability to think beyond "GWB is stupid".
By the way, Canucklehead, GWB's approval is higher than your fellas. Which minority do you choose to be in? (Hey...GWB's veto was sustained. You should be vy proud. Wait, you are.)

Further, the zealots have all sorts of answers to your question, each state would prosecute accordingly from doctors to enablers, etc...but they are moot until laws change.

You are still smarter than Mako, though.
10 months ago
Canuck - re: S CHIP....first off, I am NOT a Bush supporter...never have been.

State provided Medicaid has for years provided healthcare coverage for the poor...SCHIP was aimed at extending that coverage to the lower middle income people who didn't quailfy for Medicaid (earned too much) but had trouble paying for private coverage ($500 - $1000 per month /-).

BUT, this issue has regrettably become so politicized that it has no chance to move forward now. My understanding is that the Democrats included in it a provision that would allow future administrations (read: Hillary) to change the qualifying income level...and one state (that's what the 'S" stands for), New York, proposed c. $83,000 for a family of four. That could mean that many who already have medical coverage at modest cost could immediately drop it in favor of the federally subsidized plan, potentially (and unpredictably) inflating costs enormously.

Our taxes are lower than many developed countries, a major reason being that US industry historically has borne the cost of employee healthcare insurance. That is eroding as hc costs skyrocket while US industry's international competitivness wanes. The byproduct of that dynamic is a growing sector of the public without healthcare insurance...hence this S CHIP proposal.

Actually, the proposed income limit was more like $60,000, the New York proposal having been denied...but people don't know that...information is not clear to the public.

The prospect that the Dems could/would raise it in the future lead to the Republican veto just a few days ago.

Like I said, it is so politicized...the Dems are trying to make the Reps look bad (i.e., denying health care to 'poor' children) to reinforce their bid for assuming control in next year's election. Sucks.

Also....in the lower 48 there is a mind-set that resists socialized anything, healthcare maybe at the top of the list. MAYBE that's because the fed's routinely foul up everything they are involved with (e.g., Social Security, Medicare, VA Hospital system, etc., etc.)

Love it here...but the "system" not only "grinds exceeding fine", but also exceedingly slow and sloppy. Competitive health care sources are our history...when things look like they are headed towards federal control, lots of folks start shivering. Can't fault the G too much on this one...he's dealing with scary political opponents who seem to be too preoccupied with second agendas - not serving the poor, but using them as a pawn in their political chessgame.

So....how 'bout them Patriots.
10 months ago
sheesh....looks like I ran on a while on that one....GO SOX. Sorry to bore youse all.
10 months ago
Okay.

I've come to a realization:

Streamlined:

You're fucking simple, undiluted scum....know that? Forget even the most minute nice or complimentary things I've even remotely said about you in the past. You're a fucking Grade-A, classless cocksucker. You just have to go and use abortion and my mother in the same breath, don't you? You could never stick to political leaders, issues, whatever. You have to get into the gutter, huh? You motherfucker. Pure scum. You think your puke of a PoTUS did a good thing in cancelling the SCHIP program, huh? Good that it saves you a few greenbacks, right? Okay, I fucking challenge you and your redneck posse to look at these, and the story behind them:

http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/10/15/412584.aspx

Now if having so little regard for helpless, sick or injured CHILDREN in the U.S. isn't an indication of how little regard this Administration (or the Republican Party in general, for that matter) has, then I don't know what is. Pathetic, is what it is. I guess you and your Carlysle Group would support treating these kids as if they're paying customers at a car lot (What? No money? Can't afford it? TOUGH! Start mortgaging your house, and go bankrupt with your medical bills!), and applying the "Look-Out-For-Number-One" mentality. Makes me want to vomit inside my mouth. Oh yeah, you have no problem with having a "socialized" police force; or a "socialized" fire department; or even a military with a "socialized" health care system for its own personnel.....but a "socialized" health care system for civilian children (let alone adults)? AAARRGGHH!! NOOOOOO!!!!! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!!!

Goddamn right-wing, brain-washed, self-serving, self-absorbed, money-grubbing vultures....the whole lot of you and your inbred posse.

An asshole of a President, who sold out the most vulnerable segment of American society. He's got TWELVE BILLION DOLLARS A MONTH for his useless, pointless fucked up war....but not enough for innocent American children. He (and YOU, Stream) can happily go fuck yourselves.

"Christians"?

You bring up peoples' mothers and abortions in the same sentence, and that's......what? "Christian"? "Godly"? A defence? Yeah. Okay.

Suck my cock, you deluded, money-grubbing, earth-was-created-6,000-years-ago zealot.

And you're right, Chaz: it HAS become "politicized".....WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE INSTEAD BEEN A MATTER OF COMMON SENSE AND NOT VETOED. Go look at those pictures, and tell me, Chaz:

How much are your nations kids worth? What's the price tag? What do these so-called "Treasures of America" go for nowadays? Huh? Feel free to get back to me on that.....but make it quick:

I think my time at Glumbert is pretty well almost at a permanent end.

Stream?

You. Are. Scum.
10 months ago
The loss of your voice would be a very unhappy event. Don't do it, Canuck. What a dope you would be...grab your butt with both hands, and remember....this is a free-form discussion forum. You have lead the critical charge....you shouldn't leave it so uncerimonisouly.

And why now?...perhaps a third wine? (done that a couple of times). Third scotch (my weapon of choice)? Hey Canuck...who will I get pissed of at if you abandon ship?

C'mon dope...keep making posters aware of their stupidity (except, of course, me, the acme of intelligence, peak of perception, prince of posters...and mainly the taker of space (recovering English majors can never be brief...against their nature and destiny).

OK now, C ?
10 months ago
Canuck - leaving should not be an option. Deep breaths and 'fhuged abaad it!'

You've hit the Scum nail on the head. He knows he is hence the petty postings!

Personally I've always found after a row with the A.R.S.E Scum brigade that a few days spent NOT rising to any comments and instead simply putting them down helps one reframe and put things in perspective.

Stream has been owned before on abortion debates and he knows his place - on the pavement with this poor kid.

Now get a nice hairy back bacon sarnie and stay! :-)
10 months ago
I know I will draw ire on this, but I still think the bill was crap.

I don't think that anyone likes to see injured children. Republicans would not revel in the fact that they are laying in the hospital, and without coverage they might be dead. Would it be any different if it were a single 30 year old person that couldn't afford insurance, but made a little too much to qualify for the program?

If the US were to socialize medical coverage a lot of hospitals would have to be built and staffed. The costs would be astronomical. The tax rate would have to be hiked quite a bit. The US public would not stand to see a 10-15% tax increase. That would be political suicide.

There would have to be a lot of issues contained in order to even think about this program. I started to go into them, but realized I could be here a long time discussing them. Lawsuit settlements, drug prices, liability coverages, etc.........Imagine the amount of increased lawsuits that would result if national coverage became a reality. The court system would be tied up.

I don't agree with the bill because the lower middle class is being taken care of. What about the middle and upper middle class? You don't think the insurance premiums of $500-$1000 a month doesn't sting? There are quite a few places you can go, make good money, but have mediocre insurance.

Rather than see the lower class get the benefits, I would be more apt to agree to the government subsidizing insurance payments. This would mean that the lower class people would have to get a job. If the company doesn't offer benefits then they need to go out and get private insurance, but the goverment offers a set rate subsidy based on earnings.

Even if a company does offer insurance the government could subsidize the payments for everyone.

The catch here is no job, no insurance, unless the person qualifies for medical leave and the sort.

I don't think that any party disagrees that there is a serious reform need in the healthcare industry.
10 months ago
Canuck...you are and have always been a sad, needy and pathetic little man. My abortion comments were appropos of your post about zealotry (which you don't know its meaning) and previous bashings of religion in general and Christianity, in particular...which continue to show you as an ignorant bigot.
However, had you read my comment (like the Constitution), I said she fortunately chose life for you. How you construe anything mean from that is your business. My mother, fortunately, chose life as well. (All points are fair game.)

And, according to Mako the Wonderthinker, we are all just meaningless globs of life (whatever that is), evolved accidentally from ooze in a disorderly fashion in a nondescript timeframe.
Mako...you had better go re-read your ill-thought-out abortion arguments from our sordid past. I don't believe you want your hypocricy and pseudo-morality put on trial again.
10 months ago
HOANNNNKKK~~~~
10 months ago
Hi Randull...put your helmet back on, attach the spit guard and go back to the playroom.

Mako and Canuck...now that Planned Parenthood is officially exposed for its own zealotry, where do you stand on that? (I say officially because there is a lawsuit...but, shucks, we've all known what they were willing to do for years.)
10 months ago
Ahh... Streamy... Glumbert's own perfect candidate for retro-active abortion.

Try and put whatever you want on trial. You can be Henry wade, I'll for sure be Jane Roe...

You ignorant little turd. ;-P

Planned parenthood? Hmmm, let me think on that....

If I knew my missus would be spawning something like you, I'd be punching her in the stomach and kicking her down the stairs as fast as possible.

You're an arrogant little cunt Stream, no more, no less.

You're also stupid

Toddle-pip
10 months ago
Mako...you are the best and brightest that these threads have unraveled to expose.
That's exactly the type of answer I would expect from the soulless. Hey...Mako...j'hear? Science is on the verge of identifying all the characteristics of newborns...BEFORE they are born! Holy Eugenics, Batman! Now, you can throw away the babies based on a whole host of other reasons...not just inconvenience. Better get started, M.

Now wait a minute there, Darwin...what kind of "natural" selection is that? Maybe in a few years, we'll have the gill slits you claimed we have in our early development (ontology recapitulates phylogeny...or something like that, right?) and we'll be able to stay underwater. Heck, maybe wings...maybe utters. All we have to do is kill the babies we don't want and start breeding for whatever we do. You rock, mako!
10 months ago
Canuck...as a liberal-minded tolerant guy, how can you use "cocksucker" as an epithet? Why the homosexual bashing?
Later in your whinography, you suggested I suck your cock. Are you confused? Angry? Aroused?
C'mon buddy.
10 months ago
Canuck...to stay somewhat on target...did you read what UDB wrote? He succinctly stated why the SCHiP program was denied, this time around: new criteria for qualification that brings the non-needy into fed assistance. But, don't let that get in the way of rank illiteracy.
10 months ago
Streamy-boy his use of the word was directed solely at you. Canuck thinks you're a cock-sucker that's all. No homosexual-bashing going on as far as I can see, simply calling you what you are does not constitute the bashing of any segment of society.

I on the other hand disagree strongly with Canuck ono this. You see, I think you're a cunt.

Canuck - what say we have a massive argument over who's right here?

LOL
10 months ago
Mako
Your defense of Canuck is amirable. I am beginning to see some formerly latent tendencies become overt.
Call me a cocksucker as an epithet or a pejorative does disparage a certain societal segment...if I called you pillowbiter, the effect would be the same.

I think you and Canuck could certainly have that argument...it is of the appropriate level.
10 months ago
Oh please chum, give us a break will ya!?
You got your ass kicked on the last thread not knowing simple american history!
Now your pissed and it shows in your comments above!

Maybe instead of pretending to know everything and then looking like a fool ! You should pick up a book on the subject first?Ya think!?

It ain't 8th grade civics class.......LOLOOLOLOL

Your an angry little man chum.
10 months ago
Randull...you almost had a coherent thought. Keep working on it...you obviously have tons of free time.
I, however, do not...which thread was that?
Dull...are you still laboring under the assumption I have an alias? I think you must because you keep returning to that notion. (Probably because it is easy to comprehend.)

When you have a salient point, offer it up. Right now your bended knee slobbering over Mako and Canuck is (for what it's worth) emasculating.
On second thought, it might just be the manliest thing you can do.
10 months ago
Chimp! err..Chum! Knowing that your having sexual fantasies about me in some drooling and prostate position is,,,, well to say the least a bit unsettling!

Please try being a little more adult in your responses. Thank you.

But if you feel you can't contain your urges please go to another site that will cater to those particular Homosexual needs?
Perhaps you can take it to a certain mens room somewhere and finely meet your true representative Sen Craig!

Now don't you think that would be a good thing for you to do!?

Cheers mate:)
10 months ago
Quite right Streamy, quite right... It is highly appropriate for us to argue whether you're a cocksucker or a cunt.

I do concede the level at which Canuck and I might argue this point is certainly way above that which you've ever shown yourself capable of.

Cocksucker or cunt.... Hmmm.....You know what, there really is no right answer to this one, I am sure there are equal claims for you to be known by either term. There is perhaps option for further argument to decide upon whether these terms should be used as a prefix to 'scum'

Cocksucker Scum
Cunt Scum

Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions...

;-p
10 months ago
Yur not post to do this. Repent. Stop murderin your little kids life.
10 months ago
Shaddap
10 months ago
...whats next? is he gonna tell us that aids is gods punishment for being gay hahaha? a lil jerry falwell in the making.
10 months ago
Funny thing, when he's done here, he flips that sandwich board over, walks across the street and starts handing out Subway coupons.
10 months ago
OMG HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THE PREGNANT WOMEN WALKING BY THE LITTLE FUCKER LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
does everyone whos posting like know each other?
10 months ago
In the Middle East, he'd have a bomb strapped to him instead.
10 months ago
Oye, vay. Jesus forgives, no matter what.....
10 months ago
I do know how to spell. "uncerimoniously".....I just don't do it every time.
10 months ago
Canuck.....

....stay with me....inhale.....exhale....inhale....exhale....OooooooCanadahhhhhhhh, and so on......

GO SOX

Have I pissed you off enough yet?
10 months ago
Yes Canuck WTF are you talking about!

Grab a cold beer and throw those size 11-1/2 red wing boots on the desk for chreeeeeeeeeerist sake!

Think of all the beat downs we still have in us to give these flat earthers!
Think about the beat downs we have already given them!
Think about all the men you stood by, and who stood by you when we were in the thick of it!
Think about that there is no one here to protect the Maple Leafs from taking fan abuse From the red wing corner!

THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!

Man up captain! I'm expecting an all out attack from the chumm group!
An attack so stupid and moronic ,or more to the point. An attack so idiotically contrived most of us here may very well DIE LAUGHING!!

Thats right! DIE LAUGHING!! And let me tell you something soldier!
There's no I would rather DIE LAUGHING with then you captain.
So the choice is yours,,,FIGHT HERE TODAY , AND YES YOU MAY DIE LAUGHING! OR RUN AWAY AND YOU MAY LIVE! ONLY TO LAY ON YOUR DEATH BED MANY YEARS FROM NOW, CURSING THAT CHOICE,,,,,, FOR THEY MAY TAKE YOUR LIFE !! BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMM!!!
10 months ago
Gooooooooose Frabbaaaaaa!
10 months ago
......welllllllll hold on there randal..........

this is a posting place....not a religion. Canuck is fun to watch/listen to.

It would be much lessened without his inputs...no lie. Let's all take a quiet moment. Life will go on. Inhale....exhale.........and so on.......
10 months ago
Chaz , We lost a good man named Joe Torrie today, and I'm not about to let that happen again!

I'm a Doctor dam it chaz! Not a cool headed(most of the time) wine sipping(more like gulping) heterosexual(?) white male(very white) with a masters in english lit.....pant.....pant.... o.k..o.k...inhale...and exhale.....

And back to you at Fenway Chaz!
10 months ago
Randal - Torre was too good for the Yankees...maybe he can come to Boston and be a bench coach (like Don Zimmer did, except the opposite direction). We'd love to have him...but of course, if he turned down $5million in the Big Apple, we're probably not gonna meet his income expectations. Kidding aside, Torre was one of a few reasons it's been hard for me to hate the Yankees...he is just a classy pro, as was Bernie Williams in the recent past, and Don Mattingly during his whole career. I really wish it had been a Yankee/Red Sox matchup...but we're on the ropes with Cleveland, so we may both end up without a dog in the World Series fight...let's see what happens Saturday.
10 months ago
Oh sorry I cant let old dogs lie. And since I just learned to drag stuff from here to there and whatnot.
This comes off the dictionary i have on my apple computer. It will finely give me the last word on the subject! LOLOLOL!!!
Dictionary
imperialism |imˈpi(ə)rēəˌlizəm| noun a policy of extending a country's power and influence through diplomacy or military force : the struggle against imperialism figurative | French ministers protested at U.S. cultural imperialism. • chiefly historical rule by an emperor. DERIVATIVES imperialistic |-ˌpi(ə)rēəˈlistik| adjective imperialistically adverb
10 months ago
If they would have sacrificed the brat to Moloch, this never would have happened.
10 months ago
Children of the corn?
10 months ago
Never saw it. I'm just running my OT joke into the ground.

*sighs* Give me a god that answers in thunderbolts and gives you what you want by throwing a few of the more annoying citizens and moo cows on the sacrificial fire...now THAT'S a god!
10 months ago
NO...that's Technoviking!
10 months ago
Points well? Yup.

Summons water from the heavens? Yup.

Takes your love and destroys it? Yup.

Makes no sense to everyone else? Yup.

Technoviking's a god.
10 months ago
He also seems to have a bizarre little group of followers who love him with total faith.

All hail Technoviking. He is a god.
10 months ago
I sense followers of the Great Skvirrel may begin a crusade...
10 months ago
Is it just my speakers - am sure at 06.38 this kids says, "don't kill your turtle"
10 months ago
LOLOLOL!! Yes Mako he did! And thank squirrel he did , for I was almost on the verge of killing my turtle when I stopped suddenly upon hearing his words of turtle love.
10 months ago
justme.....doesn't it feel good...I don't know why it feels so good to be first but anyhow ....qudos!
10 months ago
Herr Canuck!

Gott in Himmel! Never haf I seen you so enraged. Ze last time I saw enragement like zis was ven ze rogue armadillo savaged mein arse! As ze Americans say - take ein chill pill. You must not be lost to Glumbert. Perhaps all ze Glumberters should take ein step back und haf ein whiff of ze laughing gas. Ve only play into ze hands of our opponents ven ve allow zem to get unter our skins.
Mein darlink mutter also considered ein abortion. Und ze vorld knows now vy that vould haf been ein bad idea!
10 months ago
You're a good man.
10 months ago
Ahhhh, Colonel.

You can still crack me up.

(sitting here, cackling)

Red Wings are great x 4
10 months ago
Oh crap.....I was gonna be flippant, however, when things get real so do I.....I wondered where Canuck had been for the last while.....Canuck and Randal were my first loves.....you don't have to stay for any of us, but it would be boring without you.....I wasn't kiddin' when I talked about youz guys knowin' a lot about me......If you need to leave take my love with you....if you're just bummed, think about my bum, Ha,ha,......it's not that bad....really....are you smiling yet.........I'll leave you with a pre-school joke my daughter told me......Knock, Knock......who's there...........atchooo.....atchoo who.....bless you!....do u get it.....huh....do ya? I know you do (ya it's really dumb but when your 5 year old tells you it cracks you up)
10 months ago
aww another little Christian warrior from a Jesus camp
10 months ago
Oh fuck it.

I'm coming back and this time it's serious. Just leave my goddam mother alone o.k.?
10 months ago
Another goddam alias!

For chrissake guys, gimme a break!
10 months ago
I,m S000oooo...... sorry for this! But I just can't help myself!


Cain slew Abel,Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

Man means nothing, he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
'Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
From the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why I love mankind

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world
Lord, no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please, please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind
10 months ago
just some truth

We have killed the cure for cancer hundreds of times.
10 months ago
3 hours ago
mark061078: "can you trust the same intelligence that said there were positively WMD's.... "

if you think there were not any weapons of mass distruction, then you're an idiot. read a history book, sir. WE GAVE THEM THE WMDs.
10 months ago
No doubt Tommy, but then it seems the bible can claim an equally impressive tally of 32m give or take:

http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-many-has-god-killed-complete-list.html

Just a thought
10 months ago
His parent's should be horsewhipped. Very sad. :(
10 months ago
Mako....Randal....Riza....Chaz....Col. Vanker...(and yes, you too, Mr. Usedouchebag):

In all honesty, I usually come to these Glumbert threads to take a bit of a time-out; yesterday, was another story. It was a bad, bad, BAD day all-round (mostly work-related). For some reason, Shit-For-Brains there actually struck the lottery with me, and when all was in its right place, his stupid comments finally managed to push a lot of nasty buttons with me. In that one raw, frozen-in-time moment, I just know that in that second I would have pistol-whipped the sonofabitch with outright glee, if given half a chance. In my own defence, I can at least say it was just that: in the moment, as opposed to it being a matter of personal nature.

Other than that, I've actually come to really look forward to interacting with you folks (not with HIM, though; not any more). And I'm actually kind of surprised at that, considering none of us will ever meet to share a beer, watch a hockey game or even just get polluted together. Weird.

Anyways, I apologize to you specific folks for my outburst. What more can I say?

BTW: Douchebag...that had to be the MOST level-headed, stunning reply to the issue of universal health care I've heard out of you, or about ANY topic, for that matter. I can respect that. Sincerely. What can I say?

I know, I know: Red Wings are great x 6.

Anyways, I've had my venting, and perspective is back.

(what a truly rotten day, though)

Yours Truly,

C.
10 months ago
C'mon, Canuck. If I can take it...so can you.
WHY CAN"T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!

(Don't answer that.)
10 months ago
Absolutely no apols needed. See... a couple of breaths of fresh air and all is well!

A justified outburst once in a while is always good, and I'd hazard a guess that few disagree with the comments levelled at our little creationist PEd substitute teacher.

LOL!
10 months ago
Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, woof, woof
10 months ago
Hey, Stream. What happened? You made 'em cry again. Sorry I missed it.
10 months ago
I don't know...I as wandeing through Glumbert, minding my own business and reading all the hate...when all of a sudden, I was soaked by snot bubbles and sputum flying in all directions.
It took some time, but when I dried off, I could see some fake indignation and fake tears.
Fortunately for Canuck, Randall and Mako were already prostrated and ready to lift him up.
10 months ago
LOLOLOL!! Now your talking to yourself !! Thats perfect!:)LOL!
10 months ago
The A.R.S.E is now Streaming. A circle jerk of two. What a picture...

Ooo, ooo, ooo the Funky Gibbon
We're just here to show you how...
Etc
Etc
10 months ago
Crap, I'd been storing up some new Canadian polls, too. I believe when a man is down...kick him.
Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, woof-woof.
10 months ago
Wow!! Chimp...err...chum is down and now kicking himself ?? thats perplexing!!


chum 2 noun chopped fish, fish fluids, and other material thrown overboard as angling bait. • refuse from fish, esp. that remaining after expressing oil. verb [ intrans. ] use chum as bait when fishing. ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: of unknown origin.
10 months ago
WOW!

Just played the message in reverse:


I am the antichrist superstar. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.


That's a cold-blooded little fucker.
10 months ago
Pulp Fiction..........classic.
10 months ago
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
10 months ago
These are funny:

http://www.angryalien.com/0406/reservoirbuns.asp

http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp

But sadly time constraints prevent the best dialogue...
10 months ago
Thanks M, those are awesome.
10 months ago
Mako - I liked them, but maybe I should also see the original movies.

I'm feeling out of touch with movie culture:(
10 months ago
Podman, you at least must see Pulp Fiction. Part of our culture now. Although I shouldn't talk. Hardly watch any movies these days. They all seem to be crap. Just remakes of remakes of old plot lines(Ya I know, wa wa wa)
10 months ago
Bill - Well maybe I will get netflix one of these days. I don't have cable or a dish , just the rabbit ears on the old TV, and such movies don't make it to network, or if they do they are comically censored by the nanny state.
10 months ago
This exhibit is the epitomy of the most disgusting part of religious freedom. Whatever you believe there is no justiifcation to allow a six year old child to participate in an event like this.

This is fucking disgusting
10 months ago
Seconded!
6 months ago
Agreed. His parents should be jailed.
10 months ago
Is it too late to have him aborted? I am just joking, but someone should talk to his fundamentalist parents and straighten them out. Bunch of moreones.
10 months ago
Great job little guy.
10 months ago
a boy' s parent teaches him about it
9 months ago
I got an account, so I could comment on this. This precious little boy has a lot to say. He doesn't say the same thing over and over.. For six years old, he has quite a vocabulary. Yes, his parents taught him the Bible, but the convictions of his heart seem truly genuine. What's disgusting, is the foul language that is used here to post comments.
5 months ago
I'm going to beat that child with a burning bible while my wife gets an abortion
5 months ago
if we werent supposed to kill our children,we wouldnt be able to

but for real it would be funyn to kidnap him halfway through that

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