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Yeah-yeah-yeah.

Blah-blah-blah.

Just shut yer fuckin' hole, ok?

Apologies, divine.

That was meant for dip-shit below.

It's OK....it did startle me at first, but then I quickly saw your apology message. Don't scare my weak, emotional, female heart like that :)

Yeah-yeah-yeah.

Blah-blah-blah.

Just shut yer fuckin' hole, ok?

This "asinine" exercise is for your diaphragm, which is used to pull air into your lungs. A strong diaphragm will give you a deeper breath, allowing more of your lung to function (we rarely inflate our lungs to full capacity). Doctors can also give you an exercise where you nearly "suck a ping pong ball through a garden hose," - really, the exercise is to draw air in (using your diaphragm) to raise a ping pong ball in a clear, plastic cylinder. Consider the normal routine of a diaphragm as walking - slow, same pace. This exercise is more like a wind-sprint. Anyone who can breath on their own can do it in any position, and still benefit.

You should see when Yoga experts use 35 feet lengths of cotton cloth to "cleanse" their bowel. Yep. It Googles it on the Internets. I said it Googles it on the Internets. Good child.

BREAK: JOKEBLOCK: You are hereby forbidden to post jokes concerning the diaphragm being in the wrong place or in the wrong orifice (or if you have that orifice at all, and still have the diaphragm in the wrong orifice). Jinx!

It does look stupid, especially when in line to make a withdrawal at a bank.

If you ask me, we would not have this problem, but for the hatred 'fearofflying' (f*off) shows toward three point two five billion inhabitants of Earth.

So Syzygy, that flossing the bowel thing you're talking about...

If I get an extension lead to account for my longer intestinal tract, can I use my i-Pod earphones like that guy was doing with his cat?

Yes, in these easy steps:
1. Fly to Mexico and drink from the public fountain.
2. In a month, stop eating.
3. When the tapeworm climbs up your throat looking for food, dangle one of the ear-buds so as to entice the tapeworm to claim it for dinner. Allow sufficient time to let the tapeworm retract back into your bowel.
4. Drink one quart/liter of Canola(R) oil every day.
5. As the tapeworm gradually "exits" your aft (do not pull, just let it "happen"), it will drag the ear-buds and extensions with it... and that will untangle the extension wire, just as your cat did.

I'm eating for two now....

Me and my tapeworm

he's just high on life, dude, which will someday be a banned substance in America.

Actually I would love a healthy dose of it. If you could walk around like that, acting like a dumbass, and be perfectly happy then why not.

A fur-lined jock strap will do that.

useddouchebag, I know quite a few people who can do that without taking anything...

Apu should get back to the Quik E Mart

Yeah but Rabz - sometimes there's a certain reward (if that's the right term?) in just making them out to look in-bred stupid.

It normally doesn't take much :-)

You're right tho, most of the time ignoring is the best option

Actually Rabz, if you'll notice the pattern...I DO ignore all the aliases as well as My Personal Stalker.

The only one I throw a few crimbs to now and again is Barney Rubble.

That's about it.

Playing with you wankers is like me being the only normal kid in a roomful of kids with Downs Syndrome.

An analogy I am sure you are only too close to Bilebag... obviously all the teachers tell all the kids they're normal. Or 'special' in your case

Tell me when you're competing in the next special olympics again? There must be a Tourettes event somewhere....

mak -

"Tourette" - an excellent idea for a new screen name and personality, in the line of vanker (alvays zee herman), f*off (always the dyke), rabz (always the flirt) and chaz (ultimate wino), fuster (nkotb), pistaker (always a happy ending while giving i-heart-bawlz a Cleveland Steamer)... etc.

Chalk up another weak comeback.

See what I mean Rabz?

Dear little Thrush #1 is finding it tough to say anything remotely amusing

Syzygy - good idea altho hasn't Ace already kinda got the whole swearing thing sown up in a good way? :-)

And repeatedly using the Thrush reference isn't old either? Good thing you got shit in your ears preventing your semen for brains from running out.

Old it may well be, but as long as you continue to be an irritating cunt it shall be your moniker.

Oh... and sorry, what was it your were saying about chalking up another weak come back.

LMAO - have you read your posts?

Seriously Thrushbag - normally I put LMAO when something is mildly amusing, you know, to let the other person know what I thought - your dumbness makes me physically burst out laughing!

You....hehehe....are....seriously...fuckin...stupid....Oh, gotta go now, there are some grown ups to talk to...

I love the internet!

When I was talking about your (shithead) weak comeback you were trying (turdlicker) to piggyback my comments (dickwad) of you being (tampon sniffer) mentally challenged.

My reference was totally (choad smoker) different than what you had said. If (cornhole lover) I would have tried to piggyback off further then (ass muncher) it would have been really weak.

Sorry about the ole' (fuckface) Tourette's acting up again.