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Mako, is that in Turkey?

Think so. Says Ankara on the subtitles (and teh back of the jackets)

randal mako

how you do guys, still see your posting strong! take it easy!!

lets try again

How are you doing guys, still see you are posting strong, take it easy !

LOL! Well thanks Skid - hope you have a good 'un back in blighty

Hey Skids I wanna say good morning from Jersey city! I,m off to work to lose more money! ;((

Randal

You're on form my man, love your posts, sounds like you're having a good life out there !!

Try that again!http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T

Randal le' fag... What up.. Me and your wife have good times... Real good times.. I'm back from a face humping hiatus.. YEAHHHHHHHHHH

Wow, you're back! What happened, trade those food stamps the Gov's. been given for cash and had your power turned back on! LOL you cheese dick....hahahaha!

I'm back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch..... Randal you find steady work yet?

This is a Simpsons episode.

For fuck's sake Miter, what with the ATV accident and now this you really are best off staying indoors for a couple of days and get rid of that danger monkey currently hanging onto you!!

Either that or lay off the booze bud!

LOL!

mako, I was thinking about getting INTO the booze! I'm a banged up fool no doubt, but in actuality, that's almost an every day deal for me. The work hard, play hard life, has it's cuts, abrasions, breaks, burns, bodily impacts etc. Hmm let's see, this year to date....falling beam hit eyebrow... 7 stitches, rolled lawn tractor....scrapes and twisted ankle, slipped off one story roof landed on ass...walked funny for a week, nail gun ricochet....nail in shin, board with sharp 45 degree end slid through hand....5 stitches in finger, flipped ATV, rolled down an embankment into creek....poison ivy all over my hands, which I didn't know till AFTER I peed in the woods (that sucked!) Falling tree branch in the wind while excavating a foundation....large cut/abrasion down back, garage door spring failed and unloaded while "fixing"....broken nose and eye orbit, kick back from table saw...puncture wound in belly, kick back from miter saw....bloody knuckles and face, jumping large downed tree in ATV (stupid) broke through ice on other side.....major face plant walked funny for another week....drunken bottle rocket fight with friends, one goes in my pants pocket full of rockets, all go off.....burns to leg and hand, had to walk back to house with smoking pants around my ankles. Add to that my recent follies, that's this year (so far) LOL! Gezzz it is time for a drink or five!

Miter - you make clumsy people like me look good.

Ever think of a career change? And getting rid of that ATV?

For example, you could become an EMT (Emergency Medical Technician), like the guys in this video...clearly, it requires no experience, nor even any particular talent, like common sense, for instance. There is of course the risk of getting hit by runaway gurneys, but compared to kicking 2 X 4's full of nails, heck, its a lot less dangerous.

LOL chaz, yep I should do the career change, did the emt/fireman thing way back 28 years ago..maybe I could do that again, at least I know I could keep the "cargo" in the truck!

Here's a "helmet cam" view on ATV, tearing up that virgin snow a couple days ago. You may get an idea why I have "contact" with the occasional tree! Excuse the music overlay, I had to mask the horrible wind noise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjkukSE_aU

Geez Miter, I though I was a spaz. When you go to the hospital, do they bring you your usual coffee mug and take you to the wing they named after you. Watched your video. Very cool! Think I may have identified the root of your injuries though. You hardly ever look IN FRONT OF YOU. Just joshin'.

LOL bill - You can't see them in the video, I was looking at deer running all over, but yes this has been the cause of many dents in the local tree bark, not to mention the custom front end of my ATV.

Miter - nice vid. And a nice place you got there. Love ATVs but find 'em hard to corner without subconsciously leaning in which obviously makes no difference at all... except it does when you also lean your foot into the corner and it gets run over by the back wheel!

Keep up the thunder runs - fall must be cool there with all the woodland you've got.

Should have sped up the video X 2. With some of those tight squeezes in between trees everyone would have thought you had a death wish.

this was not a coincidence

LOL It did look like him..maybe this was from the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan!

Aaaaah Liiike!

Dude, you don't have to be THAT nice.

I think they were Romanian.

Hey Shit for brains Wurd? Scrambletrousers you stop smoking Dick to pay for your crack habit, Or are you logging in using one of your Johns computer? LOL! You little pussy!:)

nice public enemy name drop. "911 is a joke"

Surfer, yeah that was P.E., but that trolll looking mofo Flava flav wrote and produced that joint...

LOL !! Skid:)

MEMORIES , PRICELESS!

Mucho high on the sucking scale there Randal!

bitching at the cops...priceless.

Your Christmas is really starting to turn to shit............God must hate you. What did you do to piss him (or her-sorry ladies) off?

Don't worry though you're not alone. He's still pissed at me for all the masturbation in the 80's and 90's.

Didn't you forget the cost of the rubber sheep doll for break time?

Ha Jokes on you I didn't have to boy this one!

Just told the guy down at sheep's r us I Knew you and he singed me up on your tab!

douche , clerk told me to tell you that you're two months behind in your pussy pocket payments! On a personal note, please pay the man. I'm looking forward to running up that tab. :))

Well, it was the difference between getting my lights shut off and not paying the sheep man. What was I thinking?

Hey, just so you know Randal, I called the store tonight and had them put in a special order for you. They should be getting the, "Leave Britney alone guy" sheep doll in. I wasn't sure so I ordered an extra-small and an extra-large. One for feel, and the other for that "pencil in a bucket" feeling.

damn, that's funny.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.~ Albert Einstein

In 2004, per-capita spending for health care in the U.S. was more than double that in Canada: in the U.S., it totaled US$6,096; in Canada, US$3,038.[5]
a 2007 review comparing health outcomes in Canada and the U.S., in a peer-reviewed medical journal, found that "health outcomes may be superior in patients cared for in Canada versus the United States, Life expectancy is longer in Canada, and its infant mortality rate is lower than that of the U.S.,

Love the quote Chuck. I'm gonna bank that one.

There's still an "Etobicoke"?

Ummm...ya.

Right.

And they have an "accent"??

In "Etobicoke"??

Okayyyyyyy.......

(*Makes a discreet motion to the men in white suits with the butterfly nets to come on over.......someone here needs help. Badly.*)

Well Bill, that's some great news at last to restart my Holidays! :))

Thanks Randal.

Damn. I was going to make a wisecrack about the healthcare system, but in light of what happened it just wouldn't have the same impact. Sorry to hear.

I'll put it on the backburner as I'll have many more opportunities at the wisecracks.

Thoughts are with you, Billy-B.

I hope he's gonna be okay.

All the best to you and yours, Bro.

Douche,for your consideration,the children of my village will sing of you!

Billy-b Sorry to hear about your dad, I hope all will be OK. Hang in there!

Let me add my good wishes too bill. My dad is pretty elderly, not in good health at all. I know how you feel. Hope your father recovers just fine. Sometimes people are in better shape after a heart attack than before. They learn how to take really good care of themselves.

Thanks Randal! BTW you village just called, they are missing their idiot. Have you abandoned them or what?

That's a lot of Villages I have to visit! and all on christmas eve. For this village Idiot who's shared by all, never gets no peace.

A poem by the village idiot. 28.000,b.c --_______?

Sorry I wasn't here sooner, big hug to your dad. My grandma has had quite a few heart attacks. Her last one was 3 years ago and she's still going strong, I wish the same for your dad. Love, Nikki

Hope he stays well Bill-B

Guess it will make this Xmas a little bit more special too

Bill - sorry to hear that; and you are right, I was trying to get someones goat. No seriousness intended.

REforMED
have you begun to notice the healing effects of the donovan meditation institute?
just wondering how long it's gonna take to kick in.....it's like the reverse of SCANNERS
the old movie

reformed, for what it's worth, I like you. Takes one kind of man to SAY reformed, and another to actually BE it. Know what I mean?

arseface
I once met a guy called Terry Oreilly, a defenseman for the boston bruins,

Arse ! Are you talking terry O'Reilly of the late 60s early 70s Boston Bruins??

Sorry Arse, question was ment for Chuck !

LOL! Chuck I just saw the name and didn't realize you mentioned the team also!
But now on further reading (like four more words) you answered my question.

Very Cool! :)) He played with a great team!!!

Correction:(Does)

same to you skid, heartily, if you have time to come back and read it. Hope you have some time off soon.

Tobe1962, I read your comment on how we have to live with bush's mess!

very cool indeed.

thanks randal!

I'm working on a Christmas greeting for all.....this is what I have so far

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hut (muck?) not a creature was stirring....not even Camuck. (ya I know he's reformed but I had this idea before he went through 'the change')

The rubbers were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Useddouchebag would soon be there.

The ladies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a naked UDB danced in their heads.
And FTB in her birthday suit, and I in my jimmy cap,
Looked at her and thought, man I gotta crap.



OK, who's next?

LOLOLOL!! Douche you ...you... Douche!! LOLOLOL!Man that was funny.

LOL!

How do these folks without health care manage?
we pay for it....
the emergency room has become the primary care physician for many illegal aliens.......
last year in northern california 80 hospitals were declared insolvent, largely due to this......

See...... I told you. All of the videos we send in can't be that bad. There has to be a few worthy (at least of the late Daniel Rhodes attention). So who's paying who and how much....I don't get it. Care to explain you Corporate monsters?

Any time riza!

I've got an extra atv too! In the winter we like to go at night and light up a fire in the "hobo can" down in the "bowl", fire up the grill and tip a few..sometime quite a few! Then we'll pull out this big plastic toboggan thing and do some extreme sledding behind the ATV! (who can stay in) Here's another winter run on the road..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6eSe9IteRE

Miter, whats the name of the song and group that sings the jam?

Kinda sounds like Rage Against the Machine.

ooooohhhhhh, I'm am doubly excited.....ohhhhh. Okay, Miter, like the speed on that one. Reminds me when I (once in a blue moon) hang upside down out the passenger window of a 71' Barracuda, or any other dodge beauty, and feel the wind in my hair, watch the pavement below and look up at the stars. You made my day. I felt like I was right there with you. Sweeeet! P.S. Randal......thank you for your insight. luv ya.

The song is "spitfire" by Prodigy off the "Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned" album. Glad you all like these videos...kinda "tame" by my standards, not to mention degraded in quality by YouTube to the point of poor quality playback!

Love me some Prodigy. Never would have guessed this was them. I got the Fat of the Land CD. Thank God for Napster so now I can listen to their tracks without purchasing the CD without knowing what the other songs sound like.