Since this an old 80's racist vid and Richard Pryor is going for a janitor job got a bad 90's joke for ya and please remember Planettints bad jokes dont reflect Glumbert in any way and Glumbert doesnt promote or support yada yada yada...
What do u call a black test tube baby............................................
Janitor in a drum
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Followed by a scottish joke(my birthplace)to show im not racist just like jokes
Why do scottish guys where kilts.............................
Cause the zippers in pants scare the sheep
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when this skit was done I'll call it prePC, it was just funny, than suddenly it's racism, hell it's still funny.
So, why do black hate country music?, Because it sucks.
Ok im gonna push the limit now ill probably get snapped at
WhYis B.E.T (BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) called BET...................
Cause TNN was taken (u can figure it out)
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LOL Gym anyway before i go any further this is a shout out to our other races ethinicities(did i spell that right>?) african amercans canadians brits love jokes wanna here some white jokes its all in fun
What do you call a black guy in a suit..............................
GUILTY!
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How do u hide money from a black guy
Under his workboots
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What do u call MIKE TYSON with no arms
NI$%ER NI$%ER NI
miter love the jokes heres some more 4 ya
Why do white people go to black peoples yard sales....................
To get there stuff back
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Why do seagulls fly upside down over pakistan........................
They dont like the smell of pakis either
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This next joke may be going overboard but here goes (LOL)
How do u prevent a black guy from going out..................
Pour more gasoline on him
Not really funny again sorry to the sensitive readers
Let me take things in a totally different direction...has anyone ever had a radioactive girlfriend? I'm talking I-131, ionizing, gamma ray emitting, got to stay the hell away from, type radiation! Well that's what I've got! What the hell, I have to sleep in a different room, keep my dog away, bath n piss in a different bathroom, the whole nine yards! I get the "camp bed" in the basement, it's freaking 6 degrees out those single pane drafty windows, the water softener recharge at 2 am is pissing me off, no sex till half life.....50 sucks!
When I was in college my lab professor set up a radiation detector across the the isle in one of the labs. Some people were very radioactive, and some were very very radioactive. Not just "I eat a lot of bananas" radioactive either.
Most students who registered very high had no idea why they were hot.
Whats the difference between kristella(hooker) and a blonde................
kristella charges
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Did u hear about the new NEWFOUNDLAND(province of canada)FLAG???
Two cods ons a welfare cheque
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To....not singling out anyone in particular, but you know who you are...
I guess my point was not taken, I'm not "sensitive" toward these types of jokes, I just plain don't like them. They're not funny, especially when you consider the underlying reasons for telling them.......
Racist or cultural "humor" is seen as a mechanism for expressing aggression toward an "out-group" through the use of sarcasm and ridicule, thereby enhancing the morale of the members of the "in-group" and undermining the morale of those against whom the humor is directed.
Personally, I don't feel a need to voice aggression or lower someone's morale based on the color of their skin, country or culture in which they originated (things that were out of that persons control)...if you choose to do so, that's "one's prerogative", but be aware that in doing so, it telegraphs your inner lack of, morale, competence and self esteem. I was thinking the "deafening silence" (as in lack of replies) to this "type" of humor would be a clue....so, just a "friendly" bit of advice....keep the "racist and or cultural humor" within your own "in-group"...please and thank you!
Well miter your comments and suggestions(not that your talking to me lol) are noted and for the most part agreed so i will keep my jokes within my kkk circle lol. They were just jokes thats the personality i have a jokester but will listen and respect others feelings.
As for what it displays maybe lack of morale disagree on the competance im very competant cant spell but competant always bin very succesful in any goal i want to achieve went from street kid to almost millionaire without financial help and extremly confident woith maybe a hint off asshole lool
Hey miter said was almost a millionaire and am founder and exoperator of Planet Tint had 2 stores 1 in barrie and 1 in oshawa ontario canada with a head office in richmond hill ont have sold businesses and moving on to other things what do u do miter id guess by your name a trim carpenter?
not a personal attack planet, I grew up in a very diversified area, lots of friends of every persuasion, so to me, these jokes are like attacks on my friends. I will say, I know you must have many, many other jokes in your repertoire. In today's world, the "off color" (so to speak) jokes, may have helped get you to where you're at today. Looking at the big picture, does anyone really give a shit anyway? I have many friends who tell these jokes too, and...I highly doubt you're in the KKK LOL!!
I'll end in saying, you seem like a very intelligent person, and funny, so to me, jokes of this kind don't really seem to fit you!
a string walks into a bar.. bartender says hey cant you see the sign "no strings allowed". string nods and goes outside. the string rolls around on the ground outside for a few minutes and then goes back in the bar. bartender immediately says didn't i just tell you no strings allowed? Oh I'm not a string, no sir. I'm a frayed knot" haha. i know corny but shows prejudice can be the underlying meaning of anything. only thing true, as far as i have seen, we all bleed red. Peace.
Preacher, I like your sentiment. I believe I thought of this myself, although I will admit I could have heard it somewhere at some time. But, I have stated in conversation that the only beings that humans should feel any "predjudice" against are ones that do not live on the planet Earth. All of the rest of us are in relatively the same boat, no matter where you live, what your native language is, color of your skin, how you talk, what you eat, who you believe in, or how much money you make. We're all here, dealing with the same problems, global warming, ozone layer disintegrating, polluted air and water, diseases. We're all born, we live, we die, and yes, we all bleed red. Does that not make any sense to anyone? Yes, it's a broad generality, there are many specific "differences" among varied groups of people, but the basic "sameness" should cancel at least some of it out. We are humans, first and foremost. ALL of us. That one huge LINK should lay to rest a few of the smaller things that set so many groups apart.
Now, if any 12 eyed, six headed, tentacled, purple spotted, razor toothed, bad ass aliens show up, from the planet Zurkon, screeching loud enough to split your ears and make your eyeballs bleed, by all means, exercise a little prejudice, call them "different" and hate them on sight, simply based on where they come from and what they look like. Otherwise, the concept of prejudice borders on rediculous.
One last thought. There are assholes in every shape, size, color, creed and religion. The same could be said of good people too.
And that concludes my sermon. I'm exhausted.
I met a black lady once who had eleven kids, all boys, all named Jerome. I asked her, "How do they know which one you're speaking to if you have to call for one of them?" She said, "I just add their last name."
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