We've got a Hummer. It was a present from my new wife's mother. What a fucking machine! I don't drive it cos I just know I'd go around mowing people down with it, but my wife takes it to WalMart. The car park looks like something from Saving Private Ryan after she's left, but cos she's a retard she usually gets away with it.
Yesterday, I found about $200 of someone else's groceries in a basket stuck on the rear fender.
Fucking A!!!!!
I'm in Copenhagen just now. Nice place which I've been to several times. The car wash thing got me thinking about something I saw in this city a few years ago. A bunch of what I suppose were Danish Boy Scouts were doing a charity car wash near the city centre.
People drove their vehicles into a car park and the boys got out the buckets of water and sponges and did a pretty good job of cleaning the cars.
The amusing part happened when one of them was run over and had his leg broken.
Be prepared!
No one gives two shits , your stories are legendary for being shit
Are you searching for yourself, or is daddy funding your trip, or are you, this is the fucker that grinds with me a 'Free spirit' in other words fuck everyone else
Thanks for the kind words skid!
Sorry if I annoy you, but I certainly don't intend to. How I fund my travels is my business. You are right about the stories being shit. Most of them are 100% true, and not particularly remarkable. My "daddy" died many y3ears ago, leaving nothing but debt.
It doesn't cost that much to travel. The secret is to not have too many commitments in one place. It's easy, but not simple.
Take care.
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