glumbert

Wear????

don't forget the velcor gloves;

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish farmer?

The Stones say "hey you - get off of my cloud".

A scottish farmer says: "hey McCloud, get off of my ewe"!

I heard it better:

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hefner buggering Dennis Weaver?

"Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud."

Of course, you'd have to be old enough to remember the show McCloud. And the Rolling Stones.

Hmmm.....I'm not sure buggering Dennis Weaver is better than being a sheep shagger.

It all comes down to personal preference.

In London, it's, "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!"

In Glasgow, it's, "Hey McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

gym - like, Jagger should be better looking? Compared to genital warts, he comes in fourth (depending on the number of warts - in fact, he may not "come in" at all.)

Scots rule. Sox rule better !

Gets us one step closer to the origins of Bladerunner.