glumbert

First post, but don't care. Ha ha.

I must agree ... wtf is that?

less dead stuff, more cute kittehs.

it's the way forward.

i shat something like that out yesterday.

it's a reptilian

It's the Montauk Monster!!!!

http://www.montauk-monster.com/

It is obviously Tom Cruise's pet dog.

They should have put the whole clip on here.

That's a Gunew, if a gunew knocks you on your knees you better have a guna

Kittyhawk??

I'ts a dog, dog.

Whatever it is it died of an STD. Look at the neck.

its a fucking HIPPOGRIFF YOU IDIOT!!!!

k, whats the name of this song?
reqieum?

Humm, a still picture with music playing in the background... Good use of the video medium, or not?

I vote no.

some idiot says this is a turtle with its shell taken off. look at its feet you dummy!
actually it looks more like my new bride than a turtle. we had sex last night again and shes getting better at it. it took me half an hour to get her to open her legs the first time, and when she did she just let out the most godawful fart. not too romantic. but i just keep thinking about the pre nup and how im going to spend the money. marry a retard! what the hell - young chicks marry old men for their money. so whay shouldnt we marry retarded women for theirs?
i cant see us lasting more than a couple of months. she goes to the john in the middle of the night and makes the weirdest noises you ever heard. and thats just brushing her teeth.
when she takes a dump i have to leave the building. youd never believe how much shit could come out of one asshole, unless you read pinnocchios vid comments.
shes a good shopper though. she went to walmart and brought home more than $500 of food yesterday. lots of goodies for me. i told her she should go on a diet and she said she will. she must weigh about 200 pounds dry and if she gets on top - which i wont let her by the way - shed probably kill me.
she doesnt know im writing about her on glumbert, but if she did im sure shed be proud.
hey miter - still want to do the cliff walk? not long now.

Racoon (the beak-like bit is just gristle from the nasal area left over after creepy crawlies have gnawed away the soft tissue)

That's all it is

I have to agree, it's either that or some kind of huge deformed mongoose.

Duuhhh It's a dead dog people, get on with your lives now...

It's a turtle without it's shell. no big deal!!

There are actually photos of two different creatures now. Both, if you can't tell already, are dead pit bulls with a good portion of their face removed. This becomes clear if you've seen pictures of both. The best explanation I have is that these dogs were used to fight and discarded by their owners when they lost.

Sad really.

Its canadamans ex!!!!!!!!