glumbert

Word!!

What a dumbass. Looked like some good weed though.

Idiot!

http://glumbert.com/media/einsteinillusion
This also works if you know how to focus your eyes, obviously doing so at close range will make the image blurry and get the same effects. Then again, I could tell who it was supposed to be by the thumbnail picture on the main menu. (Don't ask me who it was, because even though I recognized the face, but I can't place a name to it.)

6TH!!

That must be some pretty good sticky to make him do something that stoopid.

What would he get if he wins, I wonder...a bong?

a cannibus card? OMG! where can I get one of those??

IT WAS MEDICINAL!!.

OBX: you can get one here.

Ha ha haaaa ya mon it be lookin like some good herb he be needin to smoke it not lose it on the table for sure. one ounce is a lot to de Babylon? Oh mon dat only nuf for one spliff! Now I be gettin red wit it no bettin!

The best bud in the world never made me that stupid. He's retarted.Maybe brain damaged.

from the AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE

If Iran is Attacking It Might Really be Israel

The Benny Morris op-ed in the NYT last Friday should provide convincing evidence that Israel really really really wants an attack against Iran sooner rather than later. Morris is close to the Israeli government and his case that Iran must be bombed soon and with maximum conventional weaponry to avoid using nukes later was clearly intended to push the United States to do the attacking. The likelihood that Dick Cheney is almost certainly supportive of a US pre-emptive strike and might well be pulling strings behind the scenes, possibly without the knowledge of the Great Decider, makes the next several months particularly significant if a war is to be avoided.

Some intel types are beginning to express concerns that the Israelis might do something completely crazy to get the US involved. There are a number of possible scenarios in which the Israelis could insert a commando team in the Persian Gulf or use some of their people inside Iraq to stage an incident that they will make it look Iranian, either by employing Iranian weapons or by leaving a communications footprint that points to Tehran's involvement.
Those who argue that Israel would never do such a thing should think again. Israel is willing to behave with complete ruthlessness towards the US if they feel that the stakes are high enough, witness the attack on the USS Liberty and the bombing of the US Consulate in Alexandria in the 1950s. If they now believe that Iran is a threat that must be eliminated it is not implausible to assume that they will stop at nothing to get the the United States to do it for them, particularly as their air force is only able to damage the Iranian nuclear program, not destroy it.
Filed under: War

weed is for pussies. Give me some good ol' junk anytime.

I bet a croupier in Atlantic City $200 that I could lay 20 new packs of cards on their end on my penis. He refused the bet but I did it anyway. Of course, I was thrown out of the casino, but two women followed me outside.

He bet an ounce? what did he have in his hand? aces and kings?

In the hilltown you can buy gas with weed but you can't buy weed with weed.

If you see chuck norris, you have 3 seconds 'til you're dead. If you don't see him, you're dead anyway. On the bright side, if you aren't a Mac user you won't go to hell. =)

My input on chucknorriss is as follows -

He is a conspiracy theorist with a tiny dick and a mother who doesn't understand him. He spends far too long worrying about the end of the world and not enough fucking girls.
He lives on the internet and munches energy bars. He is a pathetic excuse for a man and is probably only 19 years old.
If he had a penis as big as mine none of this shit would interest him.
Yeah yeah yeah - Bush is bad, Cheney is bad, we all know that. Corporate America is bad, we're all being sold down the river...blah blah blah.
Get a life motherfucker!
Go on a penis-extending course and live a little. If it's just three inches long, give up and commit suicide. Do us all a favour!

Screw the video clip.....listen to me right this minute:

If ANY of you haven't seen the new "Batman" movie, with Bale and Ledger.....GO SEE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY!!!!

OMG...saw it on Sunday night....WOW-WOW-WOW------WOOOOOOW!!!

If Ledger does not get an Oscar (posthumously) for his performance as "The Joker"....then fuck the Academy....it's all rigged and fixed...and they're clueless. Two hours and thirty-two minutes went by.....(snapping fingers here).....LIKE THAT.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

Now.

This minute.

ALL MAC USERS GO TO HELL. .. Oops, oh wait, what I meant to say was, Mr. Jobs is a cock sucker.. Wait, no, that wasn't it either..
Hmmmm... Oh yeah! enourmouspenis, canuck is the conspiracy theorist, Not chucknorris. Hehe, but you're right, with all the blood that guy has to use to keep his muscles inflated, how CAN he have a double-whopper? ))Besides, that ain't the only place blood is getting diverted from... *winks*

Chucknorris: "Dammit, WHY WON'T THEY LET ME PAST SECOND GRADE?!?!"

((And by "The World" I mean Glumbert.))

Imagine someone trying to do this with a bottle of SKY. No one would give a shit. And that's more dangerous than pot. Yet more proof this country is fucked up.

why should a dead drug addict win an award? are you that stupid, its not acting , its called tripping. your a dickhead cunuck!

Weed is not a drug! I'll take that bet!

OH YEAH!!

ROCK ON!!

Hmmm, pot must make you smart, just look at this bright one.

If he's this dumb he can @ my poker table anytime.