Wedgie-Proof Underpants

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Views:25,063
1 year ago
"Ring... Ring"
1 year ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! Yes I'm right here!,
May I ask who's calling? LMAO!!!
1 year ago
Second!






















Third!





















Fourth!








All Hail Technoviking!
1 year ago
Randall, although art. 125 of sc. 4 gives you claim. the Biblios Glumbertica clearly read in the book of FIRST, chapter 2, verse 3..."looketh under the vid, right to the number of views and thy TRUE FIRST POSTER shall be revealed".
1 year ago
Sorry to say gargamelord, that "right to the number of views" spot reflects first VIEWED not first comment...if at "first" you don't succeed..........
randalflagg: "Ring....Ring"
gargamelord: "Whose there?"
randalflagg: "Ida"
gargamelord: "Ida who"
randallflagg: "I da first poster"

(who posted the word "FIRST" first)

I think that's the catch in the article...chapter...section... crapola

might need to check the facts in my pop up book
1 year ago
could it be true?
1 year ago
First!
1 year ago
Blast!
1 year ago
awwww

*hug*
1 year ago
"is Mr. FIRST! there?"
1 year ago
"FIRST name I AM"
1 year ago
How about spending the money on a freekin clue, and learning to kick the wedgie -giver in the sack....?
1 year ago
They'd rather be entrepenuerial...invest money, make money.

Thes kids have a bright future.
All may not be lost.
1 year ago
Holy crap. Fox News is the BEST!
1 year ago
Careful...this vid will be summarily dismissed because of its source.
These kids are obviously right-wing, sexist, bigot, homophobes who want to deny bullies one of their few pleasures.
(laughing really hard...but not rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
1 year ago
yeah, cuz REAL journalism involves children's wedgie-proof underwear.
1 year ago
IT'S A MORNING SHOW!
Not a news program. I know this stuff is tough for the people who watch the View for their news...
1 year ago
Correction - it's a Morning show that tries to dress itself up as News by putting anchors in suits and running a constant stream of bullshit superimposed heaadlines across the bottom of the screen.

Why are you defending it so much Stream? Or do the superimposed bullshit too much?

;-p
1 year ago
Simple Bigot...how are you arguing against what I said? The show is not even a news show and does not try to be. It is like many morning shows that have (what they think) is entertaining. It might involve people in the news, but is generally light-hearted pap.

If you disagree, it must be on the grounds that you watch it and know the difference. But, that can't be...all the smart fish think Fox News is right wing biased.

Who's the biased zealot?
1 year ago
justin serovich????? play on words maybe?
my chick has dozens of pairs of these but she doesn't get on fox.
1 year ago
my spidey sense is tingling and something is telling me that angryman is very angry today.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY...

GREAT MEDS GREAT MEDS! GREAT MEDS!!

WOOHOO! WOOHOO!! YEEEHAAAA!!!

LIFE IS GOOD!!!!























REALLY HAPPY :-D AND HIGH AS FUCK...
1 year ago
Is it just me, or does that fox reporter on the left reek of gayness
1 year ago
Nope, it's not me at all...
1 year ago
It may be me, I'm not sure?
1 year ago
I really couldn't smell him.
1 year ago
Stop sniffing
1 year ago
I couldn't smell their reaking because the room is filled with batter-fried shark.

Still is.
1 year ago
Inhale and enjoy. I simply keep all the threads where you've made a fool of yourself in the favourites section - always good for a laugh and there's just so damn many of 'em... it's a veritable compendium of Streamy Tantrums and Dumbtrums

X
1 year ago
Keep reading them. Or, have someone read them and explain.
1 year ago
Is it just me or do those kids with those haircuts and lisps reek of gayness?

With a haircut like that they need some kind of rip-away undies cuz they're probably always getting their asses kicked during recess.

They either have a bright future if they find the venture capital they need or in 20 years they'll be dancing on stage at a gay bar using the rip-away 8000 they just invented.

But enough of my yapping, I could be wrong.
1 year ago
Nope, not me either...
1 year ago
Ya, its gatta be me!
1 year ago
it's you
1 year ago
cnpalmer75 you are mentally ill
1 year ago
there is no reliable cure for what you got
no kidding....
1 year ago
glumbert used to be fun ...now it's just fucked up
i wont be back
1 year ago
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
1 year ago
Were you ever here?

Don't leave, stay. It's the online equivalent of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

You'll be fine in a few months as long as you pass the impossible test
1 year ago
Good ridance. We don't want your kind around here anyways.
1 year ago
Future gay republican senators!
1 year ago
I can see them dragging their hands underneath the bathroom stalls now...
1 year ago
First...who's ever posted first, in fact, IS first. Don't need quotes from the bible or someone's version of the Glumbert rules of order. FIRST is, in fact, FREAKIN' FIRST !

Second...these kids are a bit young to be sexually oriented, doncha think. Kinda soft, maybe, but who knows...at least they're aggressive enough to counter wedgie assaults. What's bad about that?

Third...it's a bad moment when I find Stream the most worthwhile posting to read (no offense, randal). He raises the scale, so far as this thread is concerned...but that doesn't take much, does it?

Fourth...I support "sven666" on his dis-invitation of "mrtwister". So far as I can see, the "mrt" has added little to intelligent discourse...but maybe I have missed his contributions...I'm not here every day.

Lastly....RED SOX RULE !
1 year ago
Big sigh..... O.k one moe time
the first Post!...
Under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting( first) after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!


I'm sorry Chaz That you don't like the law. ... But it is the law! And therefore will be upheld by the Majority of the law abiding Glumberters who still believe in truth justice and the Glumbertian way!!

Oh.... and since I Said nothing pertaining to this particular video, I'm more then happy that you found solace from anyone in this most discomforting time of viewing!

Aaa...AAaaa.AAAACHObullshitOOOOOO..... excuse me!:)
1 year ago
...sorry....NOT...I haven't paraded that on this site before...but we did get there. And I am soooooooooo happy.

Next.....GO PATRIOTS. Don't hate me for backing our long-time losing teams when they actually achieve. Maybe, undefeated....maybe. Maybe Superbowl, maybe. Love it. Just love the moment...! HAH...so seldom available, enjoyed, realized. Love it.

Okedokey...done for today.
1 year ago
And of course, Fox has reached a new record low.
1 year ago
another fine foxnews sp report!
1 year ago
why does the guy want to know where his underwear is?
can we can the enter key?
can we vote for randell?
are lady bugs by?
1 year ago
More fine Fox 'News?' reporting. Everyone involved deserves a wedgie.
1 year ago
But, the wedgie attempts would now fail.
1 year ago
How about we all get together and tell Glumbert to purge these aliases? There must be a way to do it. This is getting to be like a madhouse.
1 year ago
I agree.
1 year ago
okay.....big sigh....I can no longer tolerate you....piss off! By the way, I am not an individual you would wish to imitate........I have no depth (like Canuck or Randal or Chaz or mano or Mako or Billboat or Skidmarks or Douche or Throb or Stream or Justme or Dixie or Adolf or Peking or Stutz or Miter or Durt or idruid or ......aww crap if I missed any of you my sincere apologies....no really.......I mean it......no, fuck you I really mean it!!!!)..........don't waste your time on me......It's not funny Mr. Rizam00n......although I was perversly (screw you if I spelled it wrong) pleased.
1 year ago
awwwwwwwwwwww.....fuck.......I can't believe I left out sven..............sorry baby.....IOU a great big BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBJJJJJJJJJJJJJ (and I'm pretty great at it so it will make up for my faux pas. (sorry)
1 year ago
Me too.
guess I'm in.........
1 year ago
Yep.
1 year ago
Count me in.
1 year ago
Yavohl!
1 year ago
Roger that.
1 year ago
With you guys.
1 year ago
Way to go.
1 year ago
right on
1 year ago
Agree with all.
1 year ago
Yeah, I agree.
1 year ago
Holy crap!! This explains a lot...........
1 year ago
отдых в мирном дедушке
1 year ago
Oh no rabz, has grandpa passed? My condolences and may he rest in peace!
1 year ago
translate?
Hi guys!
I just found Glumbert. Wow.... This has to be the craziest site on the web!
I don't understand the dynamics, but there sure seem to be a lot of seriously deranged people using it. So it's ideal for me.
Want to hear a good way to get rid of an unwanted girlfriend?
After a night on the beer and curry, wait til she's fast asleep then get up quietly and lay a steaming coiler on her chest, then tippytoe out the room.
Never fails. I just wish I could see her face when she wakes up.
You like?
1 year ago
call out to Douche and you have a best buddy......bbbbbbuuuuuuudddddddyyyyyyyyy.
1 year ago
I've tried this and it works every time. Never hear from them again.
Get it up you while you're young!
1 year ago
I thought i was the only person whod done that! maybe its common and quite normal.
1 year ago
a guy did that to me once. i phoned to ask for another date.
1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!! Now my morning is complete! Thank you consolidated union of aliases !
1 year ago
randal, I think we just got the entire list of alias's! Except now I don't know if it's alias's, aliases, or aliai???? As to your comment of wiping them off glumbert, you do have an ally, or Ali, or is it allie?
1 year ago
Wow!
How funny.... I'm ranking of a copycat!

Thank you throb!
1 year ago
You're welcome.
1 year ago
Hey, hell with ' break-away' undies, you get a 'wedgie', do him a "Cartman", kick 'em in the nuts!...........LOL!
1 year ago
LMFAO..............I just read the rest of this shit............whoever came up with the idea and had the time and patience to post all those brilliant alias' .....bravo, my screwed up brilliant genius/autistic human hybrid.....that be some new shit worthy of being filmed, photographed, and shared......nice.
1 year ago
why in the world would you ever make those?
1 year ago
thats why i just punched kids in the mouth . didnt waste time with the wedgie

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