The Wearable Motorcycle

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1 year ago
Damned cheating ass boaters...
1 year ago
malchus - I would doubt that censorship of this man was true, except for personal experience.

I often have insomnia, and sometimes lay in bed listening to Coast to Coast AM, a radio program that has this guy on from time to time. I live in central New England, and am very close to the giant 50K watt transmitter, and the station always comes in crystal clear (like the people are in the room), with one exception.

When this guy is on there is interference, static, and fading in and out. But not during the commercials, ONLY when he is speaking. So I give his comments about censorship a 100 percent truthful rating. What he is saying about being censored is absolutely true, so perhaps the issues he brings up are true as well.
1 year ago
Obviously I'm NOT over THERE!!!
1 year ago
my friend says, "there are two types of ships, subs and targets"
1 year ago
attack ships. My roommate ran her 32' Crusers into an unlit buoy last night on the way home. Refused to turn her chartplotter on because "she knws her river". I've been running the Potomac over 10 years and STILL run all electronics. She's been 2 years. Clipped off 1/2 of the pulpit and wrecked a duo-prop. Fortunately no other damage other than a mouthful of fiberglass shards. YUM!!!
1 year ago
I want one of those!
1 year ago
Genius!
1 year ago
I don't think I like this idea....

What's to happen if my breasts come un-harnessed from my "over the sholder boulder holder"? I'd then be doomed to a lifetime of mis-shapen mammories.
1 year ago
1st you have to prove they were in great shape before the un-harnessing. Photos would be good???????
1 year ago
It would take the dips I commune with ten seconds to kill me in that thing.
1 year ago
Get one of them to volunteer for a test drive first.
1 year ago
stupid idea...1 rock flies up and you're screwed
1 year ago
Actually, huper, one rock flies up, and you'll never screw again.
1 year ago
There are likely people who will tell you that it was worth the experience anyway...
1 year ago
From "Close to the Road" magazine:

...and it was a cool but dry morning drive in my wearable motorcycle, and I was taking the curves well on the mountain road, when I hit the bloated maggot infested corpse of a some large rodent.

It was not the impact of the beast on one of my front wheels that sent me into the river below, but the splash of vile death that overwhelmed my sences and blocked my visor.

My new life as a quadriplegic should be exciting too, when I get out of the intensive care ward...
1 year ago
The guy who did this is crazy, here is more of his stuff:
http://www.greencardesign.co.uk/site/item.php?id=1210936143

I think he has a point though.
1 year ago
cool link pod
i like his 3 wheelers
they look like they would be fun.....
i mean.... until you got flattened by an SUV
1 year ago
The inventor must of watched Tron as a kid.
1 year ago
do you imagine doing 120 in this suit in the super market ?
1 year ago
July 08, 2008
re:Rasmussen Poll results

The percentage of voters who give Congress good ratings has fallen to single digits for the first time in Rasmussen Reports tracking history. This month, just 9% say Congress is doing a good job.

hahahaha ...unfukinbelievable
yesterday nancy pelosi was at a college in california trying to peddle her unbelievably shitty book "Know Your Power: A Message to America's Daughters" ...when the crowd erupted with calls for the impeachment of the bush crime family she was stunned... genuinely shocked...her reply???
"oh that wouldn't be very productive" ....
.... i really believe that she doesn't understand the responsibilities and powers that are mandated to members of congress...
it gives you a sinking feeling when you realize your dealing with someone who is totally incompetent ...
1 year ago
Pelosi does have a point, Congress couldn't impeach the president before he's set to leave. Impeachment takes too long.

That being said, Pelosi is an awful speaker and needs to go.
1 year ago
she should have done it 2 years ago....
instead she chose to abdicate her responsibilities...and became a vital component in the bush / cheney imperial cabal...
christ, she didn't even read the patriot act, prostituted her office to AIPAC, handed over everything including the war powers act to the neocons and yet continues to be baffled by the resentment of her constituency.....
....but i guess she was busy writing her book .....which debuted apx 900th on the New York Times Best Seller list...another dismal failure

the impeachment should be at least begin, just because it's the right thing to do....
hell, they're not doing anything else...
1 year ago
anyhow surfer you're right.....
it's too late...for the country
if people knew the real rate of bank failures, actual inflation, unemployment figure and the expected financial timebomb that awaits them (and their kids) they would freak....
so goodluck.....

i think that obama will get elected because the wall street good old boy network and the K street mafia want a black man behind the wheel when the bus goes off the cliff .....and let's face it they are the ones who really run things...
ask pelosi, she is the wealthiest member of congress....
1 year ago
I wouldn't exactly call Pelosi an integral "imperial component of the Bush/Cheney cabal," but more like someone who doesn't give a shit in the first place. Not exactly a component, but not exactly out of the loop either.

I didn't know about Pelosi's AIPAC deal.

Pelosi's constituents are some of the most liberal in the country. Which is partly why she got elected. Nevertheless, no one can please everyone all at once. By saying this I am by no means defending Pelosi.

And you think Pelosi's bad...just read up on other members of Congress especially the Republicans. Can you say the former Rep Tom Delay? I think you might gain a greater appreciation for her. Regardless she still sucks ass.

The only real person on tv that I hear bitch about the unemployment, immigration, and other crises and wars on our middle class is Lou Dobbs. And even that cat isn't entirely straight.

K-Street just wants to make money, they could care less about who wins the Presidency and who gets "blamed" because in the end both candidates will be in their pockets. And then they increase their profits.

If people in this country weren't so consumed by SELF INTEREST maybe the US of A would be getting places. But self interest is the highlight of the free market system. But are we really free? I don't think so.

What we need is a true mixed economy system but Wall Street won't do that because of the globalization of the free market along with competitors like China and India...who have torn this country into literal shreds...with the help of Bush selling jobs to them. Go figure.
1 year ago
Hey hey hey!

This vid reminds me of the time I auditioned for a part in the ground-breaking 1960s road movie Easy Rider - you know, the one starring Jane Fonda, Dennis Weaver and Jack Black? Music by Howling Wolf?
What a movie! Absolutely brilliant and memorable.
Well, the producers wanted a pretty zany wild looking guy to play one of the bikers, so of course they thought of getting a Canadian. I turned up for the screen test on my 125cc Lambretta Hog (all chrome and tailpipes) and I cut a pretty cool figure, I can tell you!
I had one of these polka dot crash helmets with Viking wings, cut-off Levi shorts and big studded gauntlets.
But do you know what the bastards said? They said I looked like a faggot! Can you believe that eh? I stamped my foot pretty damned hard, jumped on my bike and roared off. But some wiseacre asshole had chained the back wheel to a bollard and I had a pretty nasty accident.
Fuck them - it was a shit movie anyway.
1 year ago
you are a breath of fresh air
1 year ago
Fucking moron.
1 year ago
I remember seeing Dennis Weaver limping to his chopper, yelling sheriff! Da!
1 year ago
I agree. That movie was slightly about culture but it was the most absurd thing and longer than shit. I had to watch the damn thing over 3 times because I kept falling asleep.
1 year ago
Stop it! You're killing me! ROFLMFAO!!!!

Canuck? Your alter ego is something else. Be a man and give him a big hand. (No, not a punch!)
1 year ago
Agreed. The comments are interesting. But this person should get their own identity, rather than riding on coat tails.

Jeez Arse! I'm about to say something to you that's reserved for the teenagers that come here and think this is a chatroom.
1 year ago
Incidentally, does anyone smell a large rodent by the name of A. Vanker somewhere here? I could be wrong......
1 year ago
yep
1 year ago
as they say in the great north, "for sure".
1 year ago
I wrote on his blog to come back to glumbert. Gotta miss the dude.
1 year ago
Could be arse.
But then again - I could be Vanker. It's a bit like Spartacus.

But of course, I have an enormous penis and it doesn't really matter who I am, because you don't have issues like that when your dong reaches down to your knees.
1 year ago
I AM ADOLF VANKER
1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOT!!!!

ho ho!
1 year ago
Wish I'd never mentioned it.
1 year ago
Hey hey hey!

All this talk of Nazis reminds me of the time I wanted to audition for a part in the smash hit movie musical The Sound of Music. Yes -THE The Sound of Music!! Starring Ursula Andress and Christopher Walken and a lot of little kids whose names even my phenomenal memory can't recall.

At one time, they were thinking of having a monk instead of the head nun, and that was the part I was after. Not a huge part, but it would have been a leg up in my career.
Anyways, I immersed myself in the part for months before the screen test. I joined a Trappist monastery in Michigan. The only problem was - and I hadn't realised this - nobody's allowed to speak atall if they're a Trappist, so it kinda limited my acting practice, but I got pretty damn good at sign language.
I had to leave after I was masturbating in my room one night and couldn't hold in my scream of ecstasy. "Mother of God!" I yelled. Unfortunately this attracted the attention of several of the brotherhood, who burst in and found me cracking off on the vinegar strokes. I never realised quite how strong monks were, or how determined they can be when they want to throw you down a flight of stairs.
So I never did get a chance to star in the greatest musical of all time, but I did learn quite a lot about myself during the long hours of silent contemplative meditation.
1 year ago
excellenta
1 year ago
4 fukin stars
1 year ago
More!
1 year ago
Whoopieeeeeeeeeeeee
1 year ago
It's like deep thoughts with Jack Handy but fulfilling stories.
1 year ago
Truly outstanding. A joy to read.
A book next please.
Glumbert is enhanced by these ramblings, whatever anybody might think. People pay money to read stuff of this quality.
1 year ago
Government Building 7 collapse report:

http://news.aol.com/article/feds-say-theyve-solved-911-mystery/143502?icid=100214839x1208147293x1200441530

This is Howodd Lieman, reporting from NY :)
1 year ago
Well glad that's been put to bed!
1 year ago
bet chuck doesn't aggree
1 year ago
fascinating...and quite well known.. inexplicable ....
BBC Reported Building 7 Collapse 20 Minutes Before It Fell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SwOT29gbc
1 year ago
Check this out our freind canuck1963, he has put himself in solitary.
Hope he didn't forget the keys. LOL
1 year ago
Oh yeah. You're a fucking moron too.
1 year ago
sven66 you want to be my freind toooooooooooo
1 year ago
Your right sven I read your moronic [as the prison guard would say] shit for brains postings.
1 year ago
I'm not right. Everyone thinks you're a fucking moron.
1 year ago
sven, I love you.... do you need a hug?

oh, and canadaman? I enjoyed canuck's posts. He always had something interesting to bring to a sometimes boring and childish string of thoughts called Glumbert. A passionate man and I miss him.
1 year ago
he doesn't miss glumber t his budddies
1 year ago
goldie you are one of the passionate poster here ,you are kind , intelligent,friendly and you have a great cleavage . Who could ask for ANYTHING MORE! I enjoy your musings.
1 year ago
goldie , I have one hour to play on the computer every day that gives me fifteen minutes on glumbert .
I enjoy the anonymous conversations like everyone else here.
There is a thread here, everyone wants to be seen and noted . Some as deviates , morons , aggressors,cards,copiers,friends and some just want to belong to something.
Canucky is different . He wants his opinions to be validated by this group . If you don't agree he returns to an overly aggressive grown up child . [ in my opinion this is why he is a prison guard.He follows the rules and makes others follow. He out of his experience feels everyone is a prisoner . I don't know why . Maybe he should read more or have an open mind on others experience . I learned about prisons through some of the men and women that I gave employment too . A new start in life . Some are still with me and have changed their lives with the help we provide them .]
His minions follow his lead . Why I don't understand why.

I enjoy his creative writing and a lot of his thought processes,but enough is enough. This is my opinion and that and a buck can get you a coffee .
So sit back with a cup of java and enjoy the summer .
Peace be with you sister { i hope you are first always} you are a very enjoyable poster here.
1 year ago
Hey hey hey!

Speaking of passion - I auditioned for a part in Mel Torme's memorable film The Passion of the Christ.
They wanted two guys to play centurions who beat the crap out of Jesus (played by Jim Carrey if I remember right) with whips and sticks. I figured my background in the prison service would stand me in good stead for the part.

The screen test involved hitting a big punchbag as hard as we could while shouting "Ha ha to you, the King of the Jews!"
They wanted close-ups of our faces to see if we looked nasty enough for the role. The other guy got the part. I was told I looked like a "little girl who's lost her doll".
Fuck it. It was a total shit movie anyway and Mel Torme is an anti-Semite bastard.
1 year ago
Fake.
1 year ago
Okay I'm officially sick of those "live video" advertisements to the right of the posts that have the man with the exploding muscles and the fat fuck. GET SOME MORE ADS GLUMBERT
1 year ago
I couldn't possibly ride this machine, for obvious reasons.
1 year ago
you could just ram your enormous penis up your own ass ... 1. it would be out of your way ... 2. you would derive pleasure from it ... just a suggestion

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