New meaning to the term waterbed

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3456 cellphones replaced.
1 month ago
I have a waterproof cell phone, (not for this, for rainstorms but it will work for this too.) I don't know why they aren't more common...
1 month ago
BB, where did you get the phone and who makes?
1 month ago
second second
1 month ago
why is this on glumbert.....this video is older than me!!!!
1 month ago
Ancient drivel.
1 month ago
Quite a disappointing day here on Glumbert as far as the vids go. Let's talk religion!!
1 month ago
OH GOD NO!
1 month ago
Oh hell yes!
1 month ago
Unbelievable!

This site is in Limbo
1 month ago
wait, there are fat people in Germany? I was sure it was an American thing.
They all seemed to take it pretty good, must be a shortage of lawyers.
1 month ago
Are you kidding me? You can get a meal there with 5 kinds of meat on one plate. Then add a liter stein of beer. It is really noticeable when you come from a country like Italy into Germany - you know right away you are in the land of chocolate, beer and sausage, man.
1 month ago
lwboy I think you have a point the only times that I have seen a lot of really fat ginneys have been in countries like the US, Canada, Australia, UK and so on.

It must have something to do with the diet that has been adopted they also have a higher rate of diabetes, heart disease and cancer in those countries.

So I guess you could call them "Ginny-Pigs".
1 month ago
GINNY PIGS!! LOL!!
good one, backbone!!!
1 month ago
Guinea Pigs are a major part of the south american diet. Ok, maybe only in Peru...Perhaps we have a solution to the world's impending food shortage:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/19/super_guinea_pig/

Herr Vanka - a substitute for zee armadillos farming perhaps?

By the way has anyone else enjoyed the delights of smirnoff black copper distilled vodka?

Wonderful stuff, made better by the total lack of hangover after consumption of the best part of a litre.

(This police station has good bandwidth)
1 month ago
Its something to contemplate with beef running 8 to 10 dollars a pound. It will be a better day when 300 lb Guinea Pigs are roaming the American prairies.
1 month ago
Oldddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Jesus..H...bush!!! A Couple a hotties!!! I'm talking about the two real heavy gals at the end!
1 month ago
yeah where'd they get off thinkin that any.. I mean ANY water bed would support that? It's not like they were in a testing lab at NASA.
1 month ago
Grindin' at 1:18
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Isn't this a repeat???
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Seen it already.
1 month ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
ZEE German humour is zee best no
1 month ago
Danke Schon Herr Skidmarks.
Some of our Vestphalian stand-up comedians are kvite amusing. Zere is for example Hairy Helmut. He tells ze mother-in-law jokes vith balloons on both his ears. He is very popular vith ze Christian Democrats.
Und of course ve haf "Ze Pride of Bavaria", Little Villy Vroom Vroom. His act features him standing on von leg in ein bowl of marmalade und reciting ze Gospel According to St Mark backvards. Vot ein laugh!!!!
Heil Skvirrel!
1 month ago
I liked the two at the end; kiss it all day and never hit the same spot twice!
1 month ago
They must have edited out the ones who got pissed. I would have, and it's pretty hard to piss me off. Out shopping, end up soaking wet, for a joke? I hate getting wet. I hate swimming, I hate walking in the rain. I must have been a cat in a previous life! LOL! Hey, how about another cat vid? (sorry Canuck, just kidding).
1 month ago
C'mon, we all pee in the swimming pool...This is just a smaller one.

Let loose a little sprinkle for the store to explain later.

By the way is that urine detecting dye in swimming pools a myth? I think so. I've tested it constantly and gotten away with it.

:-)
1 month ago
I never get away with it.....maybe I shouldn't stand on the diving board.
1 month ago
Hmmm. If you can dive at the same time you might get away with it. You just need sufficient bladder control...

Of course you may have problems with your prostate later in life but I think it's worth it for the image you portray.

Ha-pee diving.
1 month ago
I saw a sign once and loved it "Welcome to our ool notice there is no p in it lets keep it that way"
1 month ago
the water must smell of vaginas.
1 month ago
that's fish you idiot
1 month ago
mako -
I shat myself in a public pool in Prague once. The water turned brown.
1 month ago
If you'd followed the czech rep de rigeuor you would not have been caught out

Speedos, Garbage... Speedos. The catch all for piscine feacal issues

Of course exiting the pool to empty is sometimes a problem.
1 month ago
Used to wear speedos until a woman told me I looked like a child molestor. Now it's wide angle shorts for me, unless I'm doing some serious swimming.
But thanks for the advice.
1 month ago
The last time I saw this, I was taking my pet dinosaur for a walk.
1 month ago
LOL!
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Still makes ya giggle though.
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though giggle ya makes Still
1 month ago
hehe the fat lesbians at the end .Oh glory be .

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