A Warthog Emergency


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First:chaz
4 months ago
Helloo
4 months ago
whats up, hows the cape, nice and empty?
4 months ago
yo gym - yeah, it got a lot quieter around here after the long weekend. But too many people are discovering that September is the nicest month of the year here on Cape. It's now called the "shoulder season", as more people are arriving earlier (May) and leaving later (Sept.). Fortunately, the kids have to go back to school, so family vacationers are pretty much all gone for the year.

We are actually renting a place on the outer Cape, in Truro...on the water, close to Provincetown and its great reataurants....quiet, gorgeous sunrises and sunsets (both - the Cape is very narrow out there).

Hope your summer has been good.
4 months ago
Congrats chaz
4 months ago
Nova Scotia's beautiful in the fall. I took a bike trip through there a few years back. Friendly people too. Just got back form New England. Just as nice but would've been better in the fall.
4 months ago
Hillarious !
4 months ago
see jurrassic only in Canada. Pity more people from your wonderful country should visit us friendlies north of you.
4 months ago
Crap!
4 months ago
...if real, and if not, still a funny joke.
4 months ago
Sweet, I'd drag her over to oak street too.
4 months ago
oak spelled oka; that was from the hilltown for sure.
4 months ago
shuttup. That was me. It ain't wasn't ectilly a wart-hawg thet attacked her... it was me, but since I used a pick, and ya no wart hogz have horns well it kinda looks like it was a wart hog and sinz I cudent spill that uther tree name well I figgered oke street wud werk jist az will.
4 months ago
I have wart hogs flying over my house all the time, but so far no one in my neighborhood has been injured. I think they only injure people wearing a throbe, while carrying a RPG.
4 months ago
Check your windshield. Those blobs aren't tree sap.
4 months ago
OMG! First of all, he can't spell the street that he LIVES on! Second of all, she got attacked by a warthog???? WTF? What kind of neighborhood is this?
4 months ago
...girl -

Being from NC, I'm surprised you didn't think more locally....the warthog is the state bird down there, I'm told.

Up here, it's prized to live on Youkilis St., warthog or not.

Go Sox.
4 months ago
Makes you wonder if that warthog has any dignity to attack someone in such a part of the city...
4 months ago
One that is not in Canada , we have bears ,moose,walruses,seal,cod, salmon but no warthogs no mam no warthogs. LOL
4 months ago
What a redneck loser, he cant even spell eucalyptus, so he would rather go drive a little ways so someone can pick her up. I wonder if he can spell oak.
4 months ago
they are probably related to chaz
4 months ago
Well, after all, RB is Ryan. And we all know what a piece of shit he is. Ten years old, and nothing to do but piss off adults.
4 months ago
Who is the loser, the callers that can't spell eucalyptus, or the dispatcher that can't? I mean, you've got to expect that sort of thing from the general public, but the dispatchers should be expected to have a certain level of competences....

However, they don't. At least in Portland, the 911 operators only need a house number and the software automatically narrows them down to the half a dozen possible streets that have that number on them. Once they have a quadrant, (NE, SE, etc,) they typically only have one (but sometimes two) possible addresses to look at. After all, you are dealing with people that may not be in the best frame of mind when they call in, and making them spell out Chautauqua, (the Indian word for summer home,) especially if it isn't the street they live on, tends to cost lives...
4 months ago
I think this is a joke and not a real call.

Just like the thing with the two police man on patrol who find a dead body in front of a gymnasium and start on the paperwork when one of them asks the other if he can spell gymnasium, the guy relies: "Let's drag him acrosss the street to the post office".
4 months ago
Well if this were to happen who would man the granulated sugar powered water weasel.
4 months ago
Sven, can you please listen to me? I don't know why I'm doing this, but I can tell rat-b isn't kingryan. He might be fartknocker, or perhaps infinity. Although of the two, he acts more like fartknocker. I suppose I feel sorry for the poor kid. He may have annoyed you guys, but he WAS only a kid. He can't be expected to be mature. That being said, we all have our moments.
If you could do that, it would mean a lot to me.
Maybe you noticed, but with school back in session, Glumbert is nearly back to normal.
4 months ago
And I think you are infinity.

PS. I like your new persona!
4 months ago
Sven, please don't do this. If you start calling me that, I'm ruined on this site, and some of the people I don't even know here mean a lot to me. If you knew anything about me, if you had a heart at all, you would let it go.
4 months ago
I don't think you are an alias.

As for RB I don't care if he/she/it is an alias, I actually don't care at all for that dipshit, got better things to do with my time :)
4 months ago
Maddie, don't worry about it, alias's are over rated, we all have them (?) Now please put a band aid on the lip photo.
4 months ago
Thanks guys...
4 months ago
gymyg, do you mean everybodĽ is supposed to have an alias? I don't...
4 months ago
finally you little prick head sven and me agree wiccanmartyr is infinity.yes he is powerfull detective work little prick head sven


to the bug who every gave a flying fuck what you said no one cares.
4 months ago
i am not all of the above i have chosen to write you dumb fucks because of you worthless chatter and worst jokes .
it is a shame you dumb assholes don't realise how stupid you appear.
I took up the glove not only to smack you across the head but to give you an anal test before hand . You only seem to see everything from this side of the Atlantic .
Ask your leader gymyg he will tell you what life is all about because you can see he has been close to dieing .
The rest of you keep guessing maybe i will tell you who i really am . clue one shit for brains.
4 months ago
4 months ago
"It will take time to restore chaos" - George Bush
4 months ago
Skidmarks- Sarah Palin is McCaine's running mate... I think she'll make a great Vice, (Womens rights activist an all,) and there's a good chance she'll run for president if McCaine lives through his term. I'm not in agreement with a few of McCaine's dealings in the past, but I definitely think he'll do a better job than Obama would.
4 months ago
(I apologize for any mistakes in there, politics isn't my strong point.)
4 months ago
My favourites are "They misunderestimated me" and "There is no doubt in my mind that we will fail".

If there ever was a dumb plank...
4 months ago
One of the biggest problems with McCaine is that he is not much more competent than GWB. And even though the majority of the US Americans choose to believe otherwise, your relations to the rest of the world are important. If the USA are not going to change their foreign policy radically we will slide into another cold war and several hot ones.

And I don't see McCaine or his super mammy go there at all. The thing you should not forget is that McCaine is too old to actually move things, he will never make it through two periods in office and Palin is a very conservative governour of a very conservative and insignificant state of the USA. I think she would not pass a basic test of international geography, let alone international politics.
4 months ago
Jimmy- RB= ratbastard. Watch for it's (?!) posts. You'll see sooner or later.
4 months ago
wrong little pussy wrong again
4 months ago
Hey hey hey!

Thias reminds me of the time I auditioned for a part in a film starring Robin Williams called Chamagunja.
It was about a guy who fell into a board game and got chsed by all sorts of weird animals. I was trying for the part of the warthog. Now, no amount of method acting can prepare you for getting inside the head of a warthog, so I decided to think "Charles Laughton as Cap'n Bligh in Mutiny on the Bounty" instead.
I mean, have you ever seen a human that looked more like a warthog than that?
I kind of substituted grunting noises for "Mr Christian Mr Christian" and I thought I'd got myself pretty well prepared for the audition.
But I hadn't reckoned with this asshole from Montreal who had hired a full warthog costume. I have to admit he was awesome, even though he couldn't act for shit. He got the part, and good luck to him. If you look carefully exactly on 87 minutes, you can see him being eaten by a leopard.

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