Become A Virtual Alcoholic

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First:em25em
1 year ago
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lame
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huh? i don't care. i only do it cuz everyone else does. so you see, i don't care. from now on, i ignore you.
1 year ago
oh this vid is BRILLIANT.
(*hey arse, now is where you say "drivel".*)
1 year ago
(and i say i agree)
1 year ago
BUT I LOVE YOU.....OR MAYBE ITS YOUR CLONE THAT I LOVE?
1 year ago
Bah Humbug
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I have no problem with drinking, I drink, get drunk, no problem;
1 year ago
PERFECT REASONING......PASS YOU A PINT
1 year ago
I bought my boat to get away from drinking in my neighborhood bars. And turns out there are 3 at my marina and 1 more at the gas dock. Who needs therapy. The real thing so much better...
1 year ago
Sounds like a solid plan, Gymyg. My method is similar, except I keep falling down!?! ;-P
1 year ago
just what an al'cy needs, smell, look at but no touch, WTF?
1 year ago
THIRST QUENCHING
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Kinda like a strip club.
1 year ago
I got a buzz watching this, is that supposed to happen? I'll watch one more time.
1 year ago
BACK TO AA FOR YOU....
1 year ago
Damn i need a drink lol
1 year ago
hic!
1 year ago
speaking of pints, where DID i leave my beer?
1 year ago
It's on the bar. Weren't you wondering why it was a little warm and slightly yellow before your last mouthful?
1 year ago
UMMMM FROTHY
1 year ago
Next they should work on a virtual reality for all the morons on this site to actually have a chance at having a life.
1 year ago
YOU ARE INCLUDING YOURSELF, YOU DO KNOW THIS, RIGHT MORON
1 year ago
The fact that you replied so quickly and the fact that your comment makes little sense says you should be 'Guiney Pig Number One'.
1 year ago
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So defensive! You must have assumed I was talking about you. It's too bad you consider yourself a moron with no life...
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If this comment was meant for me, YOU were the one who first started talking to ME. Plus, you sound like a someone EVERYONE is just dying to be friends with. And, that's not me licking your balls, it's your mother.
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WOW, ANOTHER UNIMPRESSIVE REMARK......SHOWS TRUE INTELLIGENCE.
1 year ago
Just trying to fit in on this site. I must be doing good.
1 year ago
YOUR BECOMING A PRO...
1 year ago
Praise like this from the King of the Morons! I think I just wet myself. Next, I need to learn to type in all CAPS...
1 year ago
Booger, it's doing well
1 year ago
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You had to invent a new alias, just to TRY and insult me? That's low, dude.
1 year ago
HUH???
1 year ago
When I looked, Shocker had been registered for a whole five minutes. Hmmm...
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WOW, YOUR FRIENDS SURE DO LOVE YOU
1 year ago
Nice tactic in taking the caps lock off for your alter-ego: SHOCKER. And speaking of friends, how is your mother?
1 year ago
THINK WHAT YOU WANT, I AM WHAT I AM, THE SAME NAME FROM THE BEGINING. FIND ANOTHER REASON WHY PEOPLE IN GENERAL JUST DONT LIKE YOU
1 year ago
Counting you and shocker, that makes 2. That qualifies as 'in general'?
1 year ago
This software isn't very realistic. If it was, there would be virtual reality "acting like an a$$hole" and vomiting on the carpet. Well, at least for me it would.....
1 year ago
Hahaha.
"Sorry I puked on your carpet mannn... It'll only stink for like a week and a half, it's cool..."
1 year ago
If it's a pizza puke, I'd give it 2 weeks!
1 year ago
some people see thing as they are and ask,"why"? some people dream of things that never were and ask "why not"?, some people have to go to work and don't give a shit.
1 year ago
Nothing beats a real pint, the future of beer drinking is in trouble, f*king computer engineers, can't take the real thing.
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Everyone knows the real thing cannot be simulated on the computer....or can it?!?
1 year ago
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
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12 yr old nows it all
1 year ago
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
1 year ago
That's great. And true. lol ;-P
1 year ago
ah huh
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...and one of my all time favorites.....

YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers..

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
1 year ago
don't even bother reading the post i put below|
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1 year ago
Funny.
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LOL!!!!
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BIG BUMP, EH?
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hehhe
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have at ye.
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NEVER KNOW TILL YOU ASK....
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em25em, 10 out of 10 shrinks say those who use caps in all their posts are trying to compensate for a very small penis. Hmm, I wonder?

You're being a very boring poster,try a different approach.
1 year ago
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I love picking sides,
1 year ago
You're very good at it.
1 year ago
Sad. So this is what Glumbert has become:
a dumpster for witless postings and adolescent jousting.
1 year ago
The enviornment you are in may not change, but you can change your enviorment. Long Live the Glumbertarians!!!!
1 year ago
Herr Norriss!
My deepest gratitude.
Allow me to refer you to other items of interest:
Randall B. Woods' biography of LBJ has a fascinating account
of the new President's strange behavior on the Air Force One
return trip to DC from Dallas. And it is a known fact that Nixon
was at Love Field in Dallas that fateful day.
Further reading should include:
Anthony Summers' "The Arrogance of Power." a thorough
chronology of Nixon's lifelong perfidy, and Mailer's
"Harlot's Ghost". A long slog, but very much worth it.
Good to hear from you, and thank you for your kudo
regarding the JQP scam! All in good fun, pip, pip!
1 year ago
stutz , you've gone from chive to toff ! excellent
1 year ago
My coping skills are all taken up deciding to get my rum at Dang's liquor or OD's liquor....

I prefer to OD
1 year ago
Well Dave, as long as it's not Cruzan rum (worst crap I've ever tasted), any rum in a storm.
1 year ago
Hey Bill,

I prefer Capt. Morgan's Private Stock. Smooth, mellow, then knocks you on your ass!
1 year ago
Myself I prefer Mount Gay, the true sailors rum. Ya ya, laugh all you want at the name, but it's damn good rum. Pusser's is good too but too damned expensive.
1 year ago
billboat is right......any rum in a storm is the correct answer to all of lifes questions....as long as it is not virtual rum
1 year ago
This just in....."Canucks' 21-year-old Luc Bourdon was killed Thursday when his motorcycle struck a tractor-trailer"

My sympathies!
1 year ago
I think everyone should stop a moment whenever a 21 year old is killed. Actually, I think everyone should stop a moment whenever anyone is killed.
1 year ago
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em is it true zou have a small dickie OY OY . If zou eaten ten bagels shmired wis chichen grease ze will grow. Be happy eat a bagel Oy OY I even make beer bagels OY OY!
Golden buby are ze being a goot goil? OY !OY!
1 year ago
Adolph junior?
1 year ago
Not even close

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No BillB, I firmly believe the Prober is, in fact, the very same creator who brought us all the late, great Adolf

;-)
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"I think that will hold up when they're out in these real situations in the real world"

like learning how to seduce women in a dating sim, teaches you actually how to seduce REAL women.

or how playing dance dance revolution makes you dance well.

yes. this is the best plan ever.
1 year ago
seduce women......what a concept......think of the money I could have saved
1 year ago
Cannabis!! Since when is cannabis addictive! This guy works for who and he's a researcher!! Maybe he should get some virtual education. Job creation at it's finest!
1 year ago
Wake and Bake!!!
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I want to take the virtual tour of the Cannibis "Treatment"
maybe some Purple Haze or some Cush.....
Been awhile since I've seen or smelt that...........................
1 year ago
Bitter takeover battle brewing?

Wall Street analysts say Anheuser-Busch is likely to strenuously resist any bid by InBev, maker of Labatt Blue and Beck's, to seize control of the iconic American brewery.

Got this off the news a few minutes ago
1 year ago
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....

Scared the shit out of me.

So that's it!

After today.... no more reading.
1 year ago
I am a drunk.

I am not an alcoholic.

Alcoholics go to meetings and do shit like this...
1 year ago
Amen

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1 year ago
Oui, Mako. The French, wine bibbers all, refuse to use
the vile term "alcoholic," preferring the much more poetic
"drunkard"!

"A drop here, a drop there: I drink, and all because I'm afraid of death."
"Just drink all the time, and you will never die"
-Francois Rabelais

Cheers!
1 year ago
Alcohol......the cause and sollution to all of life's problems.--Homer Simpson
1 year ago
so true
1 year ago
I do believe that drink has a lot to answer for, i would say that if drink wasn't invented, we would all be happier, this is my opinion, however i did drink 8 pints of ale and eat a kebba last night, seriously
1 year ago
skids....

what's a kebba?... (I don't get out much, I guess.)
1 year ago
stick with food on it, primitive
1 year ago
...primitive yes, BUT, with the possible exception of an attractive and drunk woman, maybe the single finest addition to a pint of lager ever devised
1 year ago
'Anyone who drinks is hurting'

quote Cherie Blairs dad , can't think , what's his name, anyone?
1 year ago
Who ever he was, he owes us an apology.
1 year ago
I feel his pain
1 year ago
Don't hurt my drink
1 year ago
it hurts when the bottle is empty...

...especially when a rare single malt is gone...
1 year ago
Tony Blair???
1 year ago
you might as well spend all your cash now very soon it wont be worth a godamn thing
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a7EKKQuCqhUA&refer=home
1 year ago
Coming soon is the virtual coke party and virtual meth lab...virtual rehab sold separately
Anthony Booth. Scouse git. Left wing activist, alcoholic. One-time foil to Alf Garnet.
1 year ago
yes and yes
1 year ago
Drivel.

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