I bought my boat to get away from drinking in my neighborhood bars. And turns out there are 3 at my marina and 1 more at the gas dock. Who needs therapy. The real thing so much better...
If this comment was meant for me, YOU were the one who first started talking to ME. Plus, you sound like a someone EVERYONE is just dying to be friends with. And, that's not me licking your balls, it's your mother.
This software isn't very realistic. If it was, there would be virtual reality "acting like an a$$hole" and vomiting on the carpet. Well, at least for me it would.....
some people see thing as they are and ask,"why"? some people dream of things that never were and ask "why not"?, some people have to go to work and don't give a shit.
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers..
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
Herr Norriss! My deepest gratitude. Allow me to refer you to other items of interest: Randall B. Woods' biography of LBJ has a fascinating account of the new President's strange behavior on the Air Force One return trip to DC from Dallas. And it is a known fact that Nixon was at Love Field in Dallas that fateful day. Further reading should include: Anthony Summers' "The Arrogance of Power." a thorough chronology of Nixon's lifelong perfidy, and Mailer's "Harlot's Ghost". A long slog, but very much worth it. Good to hear from you, and thank you for your kudo regarding the JQP scam! All in good fun, pip, pip!
Myself I prefer Mount Gay, the true sailors rum. Ya ya, laugh all you want at the name, but it's damn good rum. Pusser's is good too but too damned expensive.
em is it true zou have a small dickie OY OY . If zou eaten ten bagels shmired wis chichen grease ze will grow. Be happy eat a bagel Oy OY I even make beer bagels OY OY!
Golden buby are ze being a goot goil? OY !OY!
Cannabis!! Since when is cannabis addictive! This guy works for who and he's a researcher!! Maybe he should get some virtual education. Job creation at it's finest!
I want to take the virtual tour of the Cannibis "Treatment"
maybe some Purple Haze or some Cush.....
Been awhile since I've seen or smelt that...........................
Wall Street analysts say Anheuser-Busch is likely to strenuously resist any bid by InBev, maker of Labatt Blue and Beck's, to seize control of the iconic American brewery.
I do believe that drink has a lot to answer for, i would say that if drink wasn't invented, we would all be happier, this is my opinion, however i did drink 8 pints of ale and eat a kebba last night, seriously
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