Ummmmm.......No. I got what you were trying to say. A little grammar lesson for the beknighted.
I said, "........If I were......."
Your reply was, "Thank you.
This explains everything."
Grammar lesson. The word if implies only if I were dressed that way. Obviously, the way I structured the sentence indicates that I do not dress that way, however your inept reply assumes that I am dressed up as a turd. Henceforth, your reply doesn't make sense.
Canucks reply may well assume you are dressed as a turd... I agree
However in the interests of even handedness, the majority of your own postings seem to support not only a faecally minded dress sense, but also a faecally minded mental capacity.
I think the point Canuck was trying to make concerned the likelihood of you to 'have an attitude'
Obviously, I am dealing with the mentally challenged so I will speak to them in terms that they can understand.
You are so right, I am a giant turd. However, Canuck is the toilet bowl of love that can't flush very much water at a time. I will get caught in Canuck and because he can't swallow me he has to call in re-inforcements. In comes Mako, the toilet bowl brush, that is so flimsy it quite break it up. So here I am stuck in Canuck and Mako is trying to break it up but can't. We have a stalemate here. Unless they are able to take me down, the toilet bowl will overflow and there will be shitty water everywhere. Better hurry-up and call in the heavy duty plunger. HURRY!!!!!!!
Use of the name Useddouchebag... constant reference to turds...a desire to talk utter shit all the time....?
Hmmm. Just out of interest but I can't help thinking you seem like the type of person who enjoys lying underneath glass topped coffee table playing with yourself, whilst paying for hookers to shit on the table just above your face.
You probably wear diapers the remainder of the time so you can feel...special and secret
The great Chihuahua relocation project. I think the planes could be scrapped if we had one of those Super Guns. Just locate it a the best great circle point, and fire them into Iraq from here.
I don't think it's fake. Funny how that seemingly normal looking house had security cameras all around it with recordings... hm... I wonder what other features that house has. I'd probably throw it too. Sitll... he's an ass-hole.
Could it be that this UPS person has become annoyed with his customer? Perhaps he ought to leave a suggestive note next time that suggests the customer seek treatment for Axis II pathology.
Ha Ha Ha.... I use UPS all the time - there's a reason they are the cheapest. You know they actualy delivered an empty box last week!! You should see what we do to the boxes before UPS gets them! No wonder your crap's beat to hell!
The delivery driver is truly a unique innovator. If UPS were to go to SQM then the driver is thinking ways of saving time which tranlates into lower costs. He shook the box to determine if anything was breakable inside the box. He determined that it wasn't so he saved a few seconds by tossing the box. Brilliant.
Once did a temp job as UPS Holiday Help. Delivering packages in zed degrees to homes that don't have a light on or bother to salt down, let alone shovel their walks...well let's just say that I did say "Merry F'ing Christmas" as I slammed or drop-kicked the stupid package to the porch. Several times. Cut these guys some slack. It's just another suck ass job.
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