I neva waste a erekshun. If I gots one I's gonna bus my load. Who gots time to run around flexin' dey leg mussels or pinchin' deyselfs anyway? But I admits I ware dem big t-shirts. Dats be da stile on da skreets.
OY OY Goldie I vish mine Abe vas alive I miss his ersctions. OY OY shame on you , take care off your husband zen he vill go to zleep happy , maybe he vill buy yous a bagel in ze morning.
We went out for dinner and a movie last night, and saw the new M. Night Shyamalan flick, "The Happening".
I gave it 7.5 stars out of 10.
The only significant criticism I have about it, is that Mark Wahlberg was horribly miscast in it; sorry, but I just can't suspend belief long enough o accept him as a high school science teacher. No way.
Other than that, I can pretty well say that this is one of the few, original terrifying films I've seen in years. Very visceral. Gut-wrenching, even.
I recently read a review of The Happening. It made the same comments as above. Guess the critic must have read the comment above first ... or vice versa ...
- isn't it a bit oxymoronic to label that essential and enormously promising experience preceding an even more fulfilling enterprise as "unwanted erection"?
DUHH !
....and who, pray tell, does one contact for "help" in such events....whomever it might be, he must be akin to the Maytag repairman - little used, hence useless.
...on the other hand, my wife has him on speed-dial (perspective is everything).
Cops are dick smoking wastes of skin, so stop your studdering and go bust some kid, stay away from the real bad guys because they'll really make you a waste, clone fucker.
One can always try titillating the missus into the required response and therefore the erection should not be wasted. Of course this is not aimed at those in college, only those living in the real world...
For the college goers I always found a quick solo visit to the restroom, a cubicle with secure lock and a couple of mins 'downtime' so to speak would sort the problem.
Or a girlfriend (altho tough to incorporate into the restroom scenario above in my day) as with modern technology and the acknowledged fact that girls take longer than boys in the restroom, the judicious use of a text message could help co-ordinate an illicit meet where both parties can return without suspicion. It's worked for me in the office so no reason it shouldn't at college
Unless everyone else knows you are both at it like rabbits on speed of course
mako.. you know i didn't mean the whole dolphin. and tuna ARE low on the food chain..or was it halibut? anyway, whatever fish you mentioned is low on the "food chain" because it has relatively no good means of defense.
Ok, ok I admit I was being a smart arse on the dolphin comment. Sorry.
But you're plain wrong on your food chain comments. Yes small tuna form a part of the chain and are obviously food for many larger fish. This is true of all animals in the sea including sharks and whales when they are young - babies get attacked cause they are easy prey.
However when the larger tuna species grow they become one of the ocean's top predators.
I'll give you some perspective...Large bluefin tuna grow to over 10 feet in length and can reach nearly 1600lb. You have any conception of how BIG that is in reality? Commercial fisherman sometimes call them 'horse' mackerel for the simple reason they are as large as a horse!
When that package is formed into one of the most hydrodynamically efficient bodies in the water, one that can do bursts of 40-50mph and swim at an average of 10mph when cruising then 'defenseless' is not a word I would use.
They are warm blooded too - in common with some shark and bill fish species (another Glumbert poster reminded me of that).
Same with Yellowfin Tuna although they are not quite as large as Bluefin
So they have phenomenal power, speed and stamina as their evolutionary advantages. Low on the food chain they are not
Halibut are predatory masters of disguise (as all flatfish are) and this link shows you a rod caught fish that was 8ft long weighing 400lb. Commercially caught fish have been netted TWICE this size.
Therefore they have size, weight, defensive camouflage and ambush ability on their side. Makes them pretty much the 'daddy' in their realm of bottom feeder wouldn't ya say? Google anything that says halibut and food chain and see the results!
Sorry to be such a pedant but have a read up on these species and where they sit in that food chain
Or make sure you have fished, kept fish, and been into all things fishy since you were 7 years of age like me :-)
i was just thinking.. that "jay leno gets the real deal on paris hilton" clip.. whoever did that..WELL, THIER SPLICING SKILLS S U C K. well, you have my opinion on the matter. lol
Contemplate how many times you'd have been a father had you not spilled your seed upon the ground. May the Lord smite you on this most sacred of all artificial holidays.
If they are quoting and or using anything, even one letter, stated by the so called "Humane Society of the United States" then the entire article has no merit or truth...period! The HSUS is one of the biggest if not THE biggest smoke and mirror organizations in America. They are in bed with domestic terrorists (ALF) actually hiring them.
The irony of which most animal lovers are unaware: HSUS raises enough money to finance animal shelters in every single state, with money to spare, yet it doesn%u2019t operate a single one anywhere.
Despite the omnipresent dogs and cats in its fundraising materials, it%u2019s not an organization that runs spay/neuter programs or takes in stray, neglected, and abused pets.
Instead, HSUS spends millions on programs that seek to economically cripple meat and dairy producers; eliminate the use of animals in biomedical research labs; phase out pet breeding, zoos, and circus animal acts; and demonize hunters as crazed lunatics. HSUS spends $2 million each year on travel expenses alone, just keeping its multi-national agenda going.
Read the rest of the "bad news" about HSUS here.............
As for the video, "unwanted erection" would that be what they're talking about in that commercial on the tube when they say, "if you have an erection lasting more than four hours..." If you can't knock it down with a stick, yep I would say so!
Hold your hand out in front of you, with your palm facing you
Now the thumb represents your erection capabilities in your 20's , your next finger represents your erection capabilites in your 30's , the next finger your 40's and so on.
I recently read a review of The Happening. It made the same comments as above. Guess the critic must have read the comment above first ... or vice versa ...
I wish I knew how to post links to secondary news sources and then claim to have an original thought.
The above comment and links belong on a news board, not here.
Check this out.
There's ONE ingredient in this column, that sent me into fits of laughter:
My breakfast:
Total Fat 6g
Saturated Fat 3g
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsaturated Fat 0.5g
Monounsaturated Fat 2.5g
Cholesterorl 0mg
Sodium 360 mg
Potassium 85mg
Total Carbohydrate 26g
Dietary Fiber 5g
Sugars 0g
Protein 19g
Give ya ONE guess as to what it was (hint: it has the word "sugars" in it.....LOL!)
Take a good long look at yourself throb, time to wake up and smell the coffee. You are so above all this, it just doesn't make sense! Unless of course, you are simply failing to achieve some form of intended humor.
Actaully, Miter, that's all I've BEEN doing with The Dummy.
You'll notice that after awhile, he starts to get progressively worse, and more so when other folks in my circle say nice thing about me (he can't stand that, no matter WHICH "alias" he's using at any given moment).
But don't sweat it , Miter! Radio silence shall continue as prescribed, from my standpoint.
this video is shit and so are all the comments. not one of you has anything of interest to say on this topic. i used to be quite a nice guy but i've now lost my temper. for fuck's sake, let's have something original. here's my offering and i don't give a fuck if i'm inappropriated - if you get a hard-on just jerk off or if you can't do that go to sleep. if you're really lucky find a woman (or man) and stick your cock up her/his ass until the sperm flies.
Ya mon, you be needn ta chill, bad karma be comin from ya mon, I be wantn to bake a stickybud splif witcha mon, den you be good red and happy, den go be witcha ya woman, ha ha haaaaaa oh ya mon it allllll be good den!
feel better now you guys have calmed me down. still, what the fuck is an "unwanted" erection? i always want an erection. it's better than not having one. ask any woman.
sticky - i'd love to share a spliff with you.
canuck - canadians are so perceptive!
mako - let's go for the brown zone!!!!
Taking things on a complete left turn....................
Has anyone read about this "Great garbage patch" in the ocean, aka "The Pacific Gyre"?
It's the size of Texas, containing approximately 3.5 million tons of trash. Shoes, toys, bags, pacifiers, wrappers, toothbrushes, and bottles.
Plastic doesn't biodegrade, it photo-degrades, a process in which it is broken down by sunlight into smaller and smaller pieces, all of which are still plastic polymers, eventually becoming individual molecules of plastic, still too tough for anything to digest.
It has been documented that there are 6 pounds of plastic for every pound of plankton in this area. Plastic polymers are sponges for DDT, PCBs and nonylphenols%u2014oily toxin's that don't dissolve in seawater and since Plastic pellets have been found to accumulate up to 1 million times the level of these poisons that are floating in the water itself, it's easy to see we are in big trouble!
Probably why killer whales off the californian coast have flesh which is officially considered worse than the definition of 'toxic waste' coz it contains so many pcbs, mercury etc
A combustion engine that works on plastic should be invented (tho god knows what kind of catalytic converter you'd need on it to clean the waste gases)
Or everyone start refusing plastic bags when they buy the smallest item at the 7-11
hi mako~~
yes, the refusal of plastic bags at the grocery store has caught on famously in my small town. We can hope that this is at least a small start to saving our waters.
We have a large amount of rivers and streams here in Washington state, and helping to reestablish spawning grounds for Coho and Native salmon has become a large motivator for most of our residents. : )
you know one of the best nights i ever had? i met a girl in a bar. took some coke, some ecstasy, smoked a little dope, drank a few beers. had a couple of my old man's viagra pills. if you know a better way to spend six hours, answers on a postcard please.
yes, i do- to make it better, simply do two things:
1. find a HOT girl, preferably one that was recently dumped.
2. have the girl take said drugs as well (excluding viagra)
if you do this, i assure you it will be twice the night that last one was.
somehow qlane, that doesn't sound very...appealing? maybe you like it, but last i checked, there IS a difference between a civilized people..and barberians. (like yourself) lol
poor blighter..must have gotten chased all the way back to his cave after that T-rex got sick of having a caveman pulling him off while he was sleeping.
Don't need it (yet) but I tried Viagra once....LOL oh man was that an iron soldier! I could have hung a 40 foot ladder on that sucker! But the resulting heart burn and headache was definitely NOT WORTH IT!!! (my girlfriend may not agree) Maybe when the ole soldier can't salute any more it would be.
yes goldie, real folks. folks that are pissed because you won't talk to them. talk about hit-and-run. except this time we add a: and-doesn't-come-back.
Miter, just a point of correction: Big Head had not been "ignoring"; several unsolicited comments were made to which I refrained to respond. Regrettably, they continued, so here we are. Above all this? But of course!! - that's what makes it so much fun.
Ahh, Big Head is back to the alias accusations. LMFAO. Interesting that Big Head refers to it as 'his circle' of folks. Need I even go there. I love it.
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