glumbert

but not really...

OH MOTHER FUCKER!

no it didnt

I hope the seat is well cushioned. Crushed nuts anyone?

damn that guys is SICK!@

fifth!!!!!

He should make a pogoball video. That'd be cool. I had a green and silver one.

Now he's doing this with no shirt on but has some sort of shin guard/protection?!?!

....hey....great chance to parade my semi-bi-linguality.....

........quelle stupide ! quel stupid ! Il est sans sens.

Remember....I said "semi" "bi"....which ain't "bi".....

Its only cool if you know how to unicycle...

Kurt Cobain is probably rolling over in his grave right about now.

About to be a "eunuch-cyclist" if he's not careful.
(Bubble wrap and duct tape provide solid cushion)

How many times does Cobain yell "ANUS" in this song?

Why?

About as impressive as mastering the hoola-hoop. Circus freak!

This guy is a.......(In the immortal words of Isiah Washington) "Faggot."

I think he misses his horse....

Warriors.....come out and pllllaaaaaayyyyyy! and goodnight.

this man has no friends

Can I do this? No. Does this guy look cool by doing this? No. He's still just a turd on a unicycle.
Maybe I'm just jealous.....

Nop, still not cool

Yeah this still pretty much sucks

Jambo Glumberters!

I haf returned from mein short trip to ze Spice Island Zanzibar und haf good news!
Conchita has agreed to be mein vife! Ze Great Skvirrel came to her in ein dream und said to her: "Little Puerta Rican. You must marry ze ancient German." So, after 17 Tusker biers und four grams von cocaine she fell to her knees und pledged to become Frau Vanker. Zis is good for two reasons. First, I vill not haf to pay her for sex any more, und second, I vill not haf to pay her to clean out ze armadilloes' enclosure.
Her Latin lover Pedro is furious, but he has lost to ze better man und can hang himself vith his bolas for all I care!
Praise be to ze Skvirrel!!!!

Danke schon Herr Skidmarks!

You vill be first on ze guest list for ze vedding von ze century at mein hacienda. I vish no gifts. Instead, ein cash contribution can be made, if you vish, to ze Buenos Aires Home for Distressed und Confused ex-Waffen SS Officers.
Heil Skvirrel!

i have heard lately that the germans call their mobile phones 'mein handy' is this true heir adolf, it is rather camp don't you think?

Jawohl!

It is, as ze Englander schweinhunds say, as camp as ein row of boy scouts' tents!

And this is rather a boring vid!

Anyone seen the kid in the wheelchair who can do a full 360 when he drops in on a bmx park?

It's for real.

Gotta hand it to him coz he falls over a lot but at least he's giving it a shot. Still have to admit it makes me laugh (damn did I say that out loud?) No I typed it... oops.

Sorry

Knowing more than one guy that are hardcore unicyclists like this, I must say this is guy is pretty good, but Unicycling itself isn't that hard.

Herr Mako!

Jambo Bwana. Your vise vords on ze Tusker haf proved to be correct, und I sank you for zem. Ze Kenyans vere very nice, but ze Tanzanians und Zanzibarians demand ze "tips" all ze time und are very tiresome, especially in ze capital Stone Town. Conchita und I saw many strange sights, including ze antics of ze Red Colobus Monkeys in ze rain forest. To be honest, I am kvite glad to haf escaped ze dark continent unscathed und to be back vith mein beloved armadilloes und mein fellow Glumberters.

I'd rather have a Unicycle than a Unibrow.

He has more skill than most skateboarders.