That's his jaw. STFU!!! Just a good shot to the temple. Fucking JAW, who you kidding?! If it's any part of his face then whoever made that FACE grill (see the point) shouldn't supply headgear. Where's the blood anyway!!! This is shite, if you wanna see a more taxing game with headshots, go watch cricket. 96mph from 22 yards coming at you from various elevation from the ground. Cricket rocks, this is as you would say, 'lame'. Just check it out, cricket kicks this sport up the music filled, wipe the bases ass.
since the maternal half of my family is from belize, i actually got to see a game of cricket played by some of my family and s few of the locals in a small town called rancho while i was on vacation a couple of years ago. you better belive those balls go fast, and alot of the time they don't have any helmets or protection whatsoever. talk about dangerous. things can get ugly real fast.
I'm pretty tired of the useless comments. If the video sucks, then I want to at least see funny comments, but I guess everyone's having too much fun being retards.
Baseball is a cretinous game. Nothing about it is ever amusing. They make movies about baseball - can you believe that. They always have some pathetic underdog winning and fulfilling the American Dream.
They make basketball movies too, where a Catholic priest in a ghetto gains the trust of huge black men and smashes a drugs ring, as well as winning some meaningless championship. Robert de Niro lookalikes usually play the lead, and someone like Samuel L Jackson on stilts is the anti-hero. Oh, and there's a cute little white kid with curly hair and callipers who has a pet dog.
Baseball and basketball - more boring than cheese rolling.
Drivel, drivel, drivel!
....and, while I'm on the subject of useless North American sports -
Ice hockey? Christ almighty - team squash on steroids. How the fuck are you supposed to see the puck or whatever it's called? Why don't they just send the teams out and let them have a good fight? Forget the drivel.
American Football? Bollocks! Quite big guys wearing padding that makes them invulnerable. Idiotic bimbos jumping up and down waving tickle sticks at every opportunity. Unfathomable rules and all geared up for tv advertising.
.....and Nascar racing? Round and round and round on a banked oval with suspension set-ups that would allow even a total imbecile to corner at 200mph. So simple that the least talented Formula One dropouts can enter and win easily. Complete drivel.
arseface, greetings!
Perhaps you are watching sports for the wrong reasons. Try to be a little more creative with these so called sports.
NA$CAR is a delightful sport if watched with the right spirit.
For instance, it helps to first pick a favorite driver. One you love OR love to hate. However way, it's all good. If the your driver you "love", then the object of the sport is to have him win; if you love to hate him, don't be afraid to cheer on a passing driver and hope for a horrific accident. Swearing is always encouraged!
Once you've advanced to this level in watching the race, you can prceed to have both favorite and hated driver at the same time, thus cheering for your favorite to wreck your hated. Add a few drinks, and WA-LA ! It's party time on Sunday morning!!! (Later I can teach you a drinking game that goes along with this-and it works for horse racing too). I hope this has been of some help. Tally ho!!
It's not a question of being "anti" American sports. I'm not "against" any of them. If people enjoy them, so be it. However, it remains the case that American games are absurd.
By way of contrast, it's worth noting the marvellous games we have in the UK - cricket, rugby, association football, netball, shove ha'penny, cheese rolling, tossing the caber, dwarf throwing, girning (in which discipline I am a national champion due to my face looking like an arse), twit baiting, tug o' war, quoiting, homosexual bashing, etc etc.
In North America - log rolling, tree chopping, bull riding, steer roping, indigenous people slaughtering, negro burning, third world country invading. The list just goes on!
Whereas in the UK we have - mocking poor people, looking down our noses at foreigners, setting fire to tramps, selling fighter jets to mad Arabs, breeding dogs that look like sponges, toadying to aristocrats, behaving like total arses on holiday, etc etc.
Makes you proud to be British!
Baseball fights are entertaining. I find them funny, filled with all the commotion of a brawl yet nobody ever seems to get hit. Maybe it could be part of the game, as in hockey....not ice hockey, just hockey. Arse, I disagree with your opinion of hockey, being born in the UK and growing up w/ foota, hockey is its closest rival.
Cricket........Correct me if I am wrong but isn't there vast periods of time where batsmen prance from crease to crease after a gentle redirection using a rather large hunk of willow. Or is there another reason the matches go on for days?
Cricket played properly - in other words by drunk, fat, unfit, middle aged and middle class tossers is a fantastic game. It lasts all day and allows plenty time for shagging behind the marquee or pavilion. The score can be kept on the back of a fag packet because nobody ever gets more than two runs, and nobody cares who wins and who loses.
Cricket played professionally is a huge pain in the rectum. It is played by super-fit, overpaid men in pyjamas who spend hours trying to injure each other.
Shinty!
Now there's a Scottish game to curdle the blood. A bit like hockey except you can flail the stick about above your head and crack skulls with impunity. It's played by very angry Highlanders who drink at least three bottles of whisky each prior to taking the field of play. The reason they are angry is that they get paid bugger all for playing what is a skilful and very dangerous game, while professional soccer players get paid vast sums of money for poncing around, kissing each other, and falling down pretending to be injured.
The Irish have a game called hurling which, according to reports, makes cage fighting look like a Sunday School picnic.
I'd like to see some of the so-called stars of American Football trying it.
By the way skid, I have eaten in Mr Miggens' pie shop. She does a nice line in cocaine-filled sausage rolls.
A little known fact is at the signing of the 1781 treaty with King Geroge lll , after the defeat of Cornwallis at the siege of Yorktown!
it was stipulated no person or persons in and on the Island (England)or around abouts in the UK Will Ever field a 8 man team to play the game of baseball!
Its also stated, the losers will of the great conflict will forever roll the ball on the ground and swing a short bus bat at any object hurled in such a motion at them, or near abouts?
Now most of these particulars were lost when the King, having time to think about what he actually had committed to became so angry in 1814 he sent his boys back over to burn down Washington. Hence the wart of 1812.
Then succeeding on the later, they torched any formal documents that could prove my former statement true!
Tho ....during the second WW, F Roosevelt got giggie wid it and re did the whole blooming thing. Only to store the actual papers in a vault somewhere in Cuba?
How did I come about with this information you might ask? Well lets just say a little birdy told me so!
HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP! arseface is on a rampage!!! jeez, and i had heard that you were eloquent and sophisticated. screw that, all ive heard is a bunch of tripe about american sports. all you seem to be is a stupid hot-headed british wanker. -.- grow up, and stop insulting people that don't drink tea 50 times a day.
unarmed? ok, watever. imposterkiller says ur not that bad just pissed, because of certain a-holes like qlanettint and bigbadskullcrusher. i believe him, but don't try to prove him wrong. ok?
goldbardeb -
Cheese rolling is an ancient and somewhat stupid traditional game played in some English villages around midsummer. The men of the village take large cheeses to the top of a hill and roll them to the bottom. The winner is the man whose cheese reaches the bottom first.
Exciting! Well, no. But, as in Nascar racing, if you have a a favourite roller, you hope they will win. Horrific acidnts are infrequent, although small children are sometimes struck by a plummeting cheese and may require a cuddle from their mothers.
The whole thing is something to do with pagan fertility rites - a bit like mud wrestling I suppose.
we are considering to get rid of the monarchy in Canada. It is about time.
Baseball is a great sport, play it you will see . Nothing better than the ninth inning tied two outs bottom of the inning 2 men on base and -------------------. Fan- tastic!!!!!!!!!!!!
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