Don't get cocky. You'll have a FIRST hangover tomorrow and the last thing you need is some idiot creating a name like justj_ and writing posts like "I so do love to have anal sex".
Hawaii is filing a protest and is considering ceceding from its union with a nation that tolerates such trampling on tradition. by its across-the-Atlantic neighbors.
The legal representatives of both Don Ho and Arthur Godfrey are considering a class action suit leveled at these soulless Brits who so sully their honored histories.
Finally, all unregistered ukeklele's worldwide are subject to customs recall by the state-nation of Hawaii, a defensive action taken to preserve their freedom from random acts of ukelele assault.
No action is contemplated regarding the obvioustly buzzed-out guitar player at the extreme right of the offending gang, as it appears he was merely a dupe in this outrageous attack on the sultry attractions of our Pacific people of peace.
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