Tongue Painting

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First:infinity
4 months ago
first lol
4 months ago
yeyah baby thats 3 firsts in a ROW!! haha pwnage!!!
4 months ago
im sure that doesnt taste very good, lol...
4 months ago
I wonder what kind of paint he is using?.... it's pretty good work considering his tool.

(oh geez..... I'm gonna regret that.)
4 months ago
Yep, you are. I use a paint that is fluorescent. I got hooked on that when my wife came home with 'glow in the dark' underwear.
4 months ago
And she keeps saying I need a bigger tool. What does that mean?
4 months ago
s~~~

maybe your wife needs a smaller canvas...
4 months ago
Try spray painting...
4 months ago
I don't even want to hear the word "spray painting"! I just finished up spraying 65 gallons of barn red paint..on a barn of course! Oh can't forget the other 5 gallons of white! I wonder how many bats are red and white out there now, I know of at least 3 LOL!
4 months ago
Drivel.
4 months ago
Fluorescent paint, glow in the dark underwear, or just the vid?
4 months ago
Literally...
4 months ago
hey, canuck, if sven was really intelligent like you say he'd know how to drop a grudge and quit squabling like a fucking 2 year old.
4 months ago
infancy, opps, infinity, say something funny, say something other than trying to get C pissed, I know you can be funny, come on I need a laugh about this time each day.
Thanks
4 months ago
Didn't this guy die last week from lead poisoning;
he has talent, what else can he do with his tool?
4 months ago
Its disgusting.

I hope he uses a lot of Cadmium Red. That will put an end to it.
4 months ago
I'd like to see him paint a vagina!
4 months ago
lol :P
4 months ago
I like the finish it comes with
4 months ago
hey, gymyg, im not trying to get canuck pissed. i am merely correcting him on the fact that he was wrong; sven666 is a dickhead after all.
4 months ago
I"M taking a shit
4 months ago
OH NO....My other shit went missing, too.
4 months ago
(wonder what happens when that guy has to swallow?)
4 months ago
Tasteful art...
4 months ago
well put.
4 months ago
put well
4 months ago
well'ly putt'ed
4 months ago
weld putty?!?
4 months ago
he must go cross eyed a lot
4 months ago
what's Mac trying to says?
4 months ago
guys, lets burn this noob, if he posts one more huge bump like that...
4 months ago
can we do something like kill his kids?
4 months ago
OK, the video's drivel, but it put me in mind of a game we usewd to play years ago.
Anyone remember Jenga? Build wooden blocks as high as you could without them falling over. Very popular.
Well, we got bored with the standard finger technique, and gradutaed to "nose Jenga", where the blocks had to be removed with - yes, you've guessed it - our noses. Quite amusing, and the guy with the longest nose usually won.
When we tired of this, we went on to "Genital Jenga", which involved knocking the blocks out with our penises. This created something of a stir when anyone entered the room unannounced and saw various naked arses sticking in the air above the table. I only ever tried it with an erection once, and of course the whole tower tumbled down, but it was a good laugh.
4 months ago
You sure have strange persuations...
4 months ago
"Genital Jenga", I would be at a serious disadvantage playing that...you know, kinda like using baseball bats for chopsticks!
4 months ago
LOL I guess tht could be the new standard; "what's your Jenga rating?"...4:1, 2:1....
4 months ago
The video,

I have always wanted to paint with explosives. I know they tried something like that on Myth Busters, but they were trying to paint a room (they should have consulted me for better results LOL) anyway my "want" is to do it in a more creative way, with a resulting canvas that can be framed. I should get on that.....why oh why are there only 24 hours in a day!
4 months ago
rotflmao!!!

Miter, you're so damn creative. I bet you could sell at least 10 paintings done with explosives. LOL!
4 months ago
the most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment; t h white
4 months ago
destructively creative or creatively destructive?
4 months ago
Canuck is a total prick.
4 months ago
Fake
4 months ago
Nope.

I'm here.

(sighs)

And I'm so freakin' tired, I'm heading out.

You have my written guarantee that I'll address EVERYTHING you just wrote, tomorrow night.

By-the-by......have a great long weekend (it IS a holiday weekend for you guys down there, ain't it?---Memorial Day...right?).

Anyhoo.....T.T.F.N.

(last one out, shut the damn lights off)
2 weeks ago
hes gonna die early

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