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suck one!

Canuck farted!

Thats my purse, i don't know you!!!!

The woman said: "I felt that explosion."
Yet another highly intelligent Canadian.

This bears a striking resemblance to one of my orgasms.

Hi everyone!
I'm buttocks, one of the nicest guys on Glumbert.
I sometimes fall out with people, but usually they realize I'm just being a pricksucker.
chaz, chucknorriss and throbstick are clever guys and even though they haven't come out of the closet yet, some of what they say makes a little bit of sense (if you're a retarded knob gobbler) but what the hell, life's for living eh?
Canuck doesn't like me much, but I forgive him because he's a latent homosexual , but - woah! - nothing wrong with that were all good buddies here right
The only one I'd warn you about if you're new here is Infinity/Moderator/Tyranus/Dirtbag/pinnochio/archangle (all the same guy) who is a pile of fecal matter the size of Bolivia.
Just kidding infinity, I'd shure like to lick the fecal matter off his anal warts

'Wahhh! Please like me! Wahhh! C'mon guys! Wahhh! Let's be friends! Wahhh!'

Fuck off back to YouTube, Fuckwad.

Ooh, I got one. Here's to my revenge! (until we decide which course of action is taken, I'm gonna slam away.)

Sven is going on a business trip one day, and is in the process of packing his suitcase. As he heads to the bathroom to grab his toothbrush, he yells back over his shoulder to his wife: "Hey hon, can you throw a few condoms into my bag for me?"
"Why?!" yells his wife back. "What do you need those for?"
"Just in case I want to try something different."
As he returns to the room, his wife grabs his near-full suitcase and hits him in the groin.
A few minutes later, after the pain has subsided and he has recovered most of his dignity, he yells at his wife: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!"

"Just in case you want to try something different."

kingryan is beggin' for shit pipes in his ass...

Now on to another of my favorite topics.. Chuck Norris jokes!

kingryan infinity and all his aliases can die.
i wouldnt care or shed a e-tear.

Jesus's real dad is Chuck Norris.

A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then asked the man, %u201CDo you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris.%u201D Hearing Chuck Norris%u2019 name fixed the man%u2019s sight and the first and last thing he saw was Chuck Norris%u2019 roundhouse kick.

Heehe! does that happen every time you paste something onto glumbert??

Chuck Norris can't swim. Not because he hasn't tried, but the water always jumps out of the way whenever he gets near it.

Ooh, even better idea! But I'm not gonna tell! *smiles evil-like*

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee only met twice. Both of these occasions are covered up by the government as the Bombing of Heroshima and Nagasaki.

First?

God wanted 10 days to create the earth... Chuck Norris gave him 6. On the 7th day, he repeatedly roundhouse-kicked God in the face for not creating man in the image of Chuck Norris. The result was evolution.

Chuck Norris is the father of the internet, AND Al Gore.

Marilyn Monroe died because she was giving Chuck Norris a blowjob and he cummed in her mouth.
(A few days after the explosion, a huge rock that was thrown up in the air landed near an old farmhouse. Hence Chuck Norris became the father of Superman.)

Chuck Norris doesn't need to flirt with women to have sex with them, he just says "Now."

prgmbamf, Are you a turnip then?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a urinal, he just stares at sven666 and pisses on his boot.

Chuck Norris once walked down a road in India with a boner. No one survived. (Indians aren't used to seeing one bigger than a toothpick.)

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Old Faithful= Chuck Norris' Ogasm.

When President Bush said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, he meant Chuck Norris was on vacation in the Middle-East.

Once, just to prove that his shit doesn't stink, Chuck Norris made a building out of it. It was later sold to Willy Wonka.

Chuck Norris has every single National Geographic magazine in his basement. He also has the ability to lift them all at once.

If Chuck Norris were to start helping people carry their stuff to their new houses, he would put U-Haul out of business in a day.

Chuck Norris once tried to create a dildo that was just like his own penis. The result was a baseball bat welded to a jackhammer.

The second time Chuck Norris masturbated and got three girls in the next county pregnant. The first he was visiting a friend in China and he got The "Virgin" Mary pregnant.

Mel Gibson wanted to make a movie about Chuck Norris. When Norris refused, he made the next best thing: The Passion of the Christ.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TORNADOES. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was too easy.

Haha, it's so funny watching you. It's like looking at an ant farm, then one of them gets loose and decides to bite you for keeping it cooped up. You then proceed to step on it. And of course, tell it's dead carcass a couple Chuck Norris jokes. I love retards, they are so funny! Looking down on you, just always looking down. And not seeing a thing!

It's-it's fascinating the way things are resolving themselves around here! I-I never would have suspected anything like this when I came in!

I see someone is of the Ritalin again....

I'M BACK!!!!!!!


YA MISS ME?!!!!!!



I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK!



WHO THE NEW ASSHOLE?


KINGNUMBNUTS

SOMEBODY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS BACK TO MAYBERRY!

Now as for the video.....there is nothing quite like a propane explosion! The intense heat that's felt for miles away is almost scary. This type is known as a BLEVE, "boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion". The process goes like this....first you have a pressure container filled with a liquid petroleum substance (like propane) The substance is stored partly in liquid form, with a gaseous vapor above the liquid filling the remainder of the container. If the vessel is ruptured due to corrosion, failure under pressure, puncture, fire, etc., the vapor portion will rapidly leak, lowering the pressure inside the container and releasing a wave of overpressure from the point of rupture. This sudden drop in pressure inside the container causes violent boiling of the liquid, which rapidly liberates large amounts of vapor in the process. The pressure of this vapor can be extremely high, causing a second, much more significant wave of overpressure, an explosion like all get out! You wouldn't want to be anywhere near one of these babies! If the shock wave doesn't get you, the shrapnel surely will, and if that doesn't get you, it won't be fun running around with your skin melting off you like cheese on a pizza!

Finally a video I like! Miter gives it five stars, on for the shock wave captured on film, one for the fact it was night, one for the panic heard on audio (cussing in awe, cars screeching), another for the ensuing blackout, and last but not least, because I just know Canuck either heard, watched, felt, or was otherwise impacted by this wonderful sight!

One sad side note: the only casualty, a brave firefighter, died of a heart attack because of this incident, my condolences and heart felt sympathies go out to his family and friends.

What is a firefighter?

He's the guy next door.
He's a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams.
Yet he stands taller than most of us.
He's a fireman....
A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men.
He's a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death.
He's a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control.
He's responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again....
He doesn't preach the brotherhood of man.
He lives it.

The video is intense though hey?

A short public announcement, your attention please!

Will the obnoxiously retarded please leave the site immediately?

Thank you!

I have my revenge! (See profile for details.)

Yeah, I'm gonna take a break for.. a few weeks. Perhaps some people will grow up, ryan will stop posting CN jokes, and (a bit wishfully) maybe fartknocker will leave. That being said, it won't.

FX by Miter

Saw that from my window.

OK. Here's the deal.
archangel, kingryan, fartknocker, prgmbamf etc are a bunch of boring, unfunny, up their own ass morons.

Hello.
I'm a British homosexual who has just discovered Glumbert on the recommendation of a dear friend. Quite a good selection of videos, although I confess I have seen most of them elsewhere. My pal suggested this might be a good place to move beyond the normal "video comments" and engage in some witty banter with our transatlantic cousins.
I have to say most of what I have read so far is a bit discouraging, as the majority of what has been written appears to be of an insulting nature.
Never mind. By the way, are any of you gay? And if so, would you be prepared to communicate on a personal level?

Hi Pelegrino.
I'm a poof too and am keen to communicate. What's your email address.
Incidentally, I'm 5'11", suave and up for anything.

Oh golly.

Looks like Georgie-Boy has tapped into a whole new way of doing business:

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/08/military_contractorstroops_iraq_081208w/

I think we're ALL in the wrong job here.

Lemme get this straight: The U.S. Department of Defence pays an average of $160.00 - $190.00 a day to its uniformed personnel.......but pays about $1,220.00 a DAY......to private mercenaries (i.e. Blackwater)? I guess Georgie-Boy is taking a page out of ancient Rome, i.e., having a 'Praetorian Guard', acting like an 'Emperor', and generally just shitting all over the Senate and Congress. Plus, weren't these mercenaries prowling the streets at home, in New Orleans, after Katrina hit? Yes....I think they were.

But, sadly.....we all know what happened to Rome.....don't we? (Not to mention ALL empires throughout history).

That is NOT a swipe at our Yank neighbours, by way of me saying that; rather, I was actually kind of hoping the United States would prosper under EFFECTIVE, JUST, COMPETENT and SOUND leadership. If those four qualities were in place, I could easily accept that kind of an 'empire' (hell, I'd even support it).

Oh well.

Maybe Barack will swing things around.

I like to believe he will.

mr russel. I don't believe you are sincere.
However, Canuck1963 sounds like an interesting chap. You are not by any chance an aficionado of the chocolate starfish, are you? I've always found Canadians to be sensitive anal lovers.

Rule #1, #3 and #7: NO POOFTERS!!!!!

Mr Canuck. Thank you for your honest reply.
Mr Web. Are you by any chance a homophobe? If so, what are your grounds for this stance?

Hey badlywipedbuttocks, I never said I was funny. I just said I want to watch the videos and comment on them. Thats it. Oh yeah, buttocks, I take it you hate inf too? Check my profile out!

(MY response to ALL insults shall here forth be CHUCK NORRIS JOKES, which I have found to be excessively annoying.)

Well, good bye. I'm outta here. It's a great morning, so I think I'll go swimming. See ya later guys!

web -
the world would be a better place if you and peole like you kept your so-called "views" in the closet.
I am a rampant fucker, but what you consider normal is neither here nor there.
Grow up, live and let live and stop being such a fully paid up member of the cretins' union.

kingprawn -
you wouldn't know irony if it bit you in the ass.
Thanks for posting my comments by the way.
You are new meat for me and my like-minded Glumberters - a true, unadulterated moron who can be wound up easily. Stay, please!

By the way pig features, I was addressing the cretins' union remarks to web, but if you want them too, you can have them.
HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wondering buttocks, does it feel like a knife in your gut, a kid that is more mature than you? Or is it water off a duck's back? If it ain't bugging you, a clash of titans like this is gonna drive everyone off glumbert. You can call quits now if you like. Either way, I don't care. I love fighting.

Either way, either way, it's always either way. There's always a choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_BnsrWMnI

here ya go, girls....

(and no I'm not into poofing or however you say it... the only thing I've ever "poofed" was my hair back in the 60's)

How long does it TAKE you to come up with a riposte? What, searching the internet for an appropriate reaction?

Be right back, I'm going afk for some popcorn. Seeing as this takes SO freaking long, I think I'll enjoy the time in between. Think I'll watch Shooter.

This is why Keith Olbermann rules:

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v4337583P3me3aZM

No wonder I never see any of Georgie-Boys pals on his show (they go to their Safe Place....Faux News).

They're scared, because they KNOW Olbermann would gut them without even breaking a sweat.

Pukes.

Ryan, you refer to kids, that's a mistake. Spend the next few days with Mom, buy your school stuff and get ready to give up your lunch money to that big bad wolf (bully).
Fucking dodge ball? WTF, you trying to scare people with a rubber ball, lame.
My last gym class was running in rice paddies and is wasn't from rubber ball, you're a dink.

Wow, the insults throw at this place are REALLY first class. One more thing to add to that list: As if sexism and being a bunch of racists wasn't enough, you're all a bunch of ladyboys. Hey, I know where that wuss buttocks went. Old ladies have problems with incontinence. She went to change her diaper. If that's done, then she's probably on her way back to the computer. I'll wait a couple hours, if she isn't back by then, we can assume she some slipped and broke her neck. And of course with that assumption we can throw a party.

I'm Infinity. Come fuck me!!!

Behold!

King Prawn is on a roll! We should be grateful for his pearls of wisdom and scintillating wit.

Methinks infinity needs to find something else to do in his spare time.

Come see www.PORNOHOUSE.b-w-h.com for real movies!!!