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Horror isn't a genre I particularly like, but many years ago I auditioned for a part in Dawn of the Dead, by the great Bolivian director Cesar Romero.
They were looking for zombies and I'd heard there were going to be about 100 hopefuls turning up for just 20 parts.
So of course I immersed myself in the role by acting like a zombie every day at work and at home. My wife quite liked it, but the prisoners weren't so sure.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I was on my way to the audition on my bicycle wearing my zombie outfit and putting a few final touches to my character by roaring and moaning and spitting blood capsules, when this asshole cop arrested me for being drunk.
So I missed the test and the opportunity to star in the movie.
But - fuck it - it was a crap film anyway.
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