yep I was actually, not that it mattered as I kicked up a nice buck on the way in, then another on the way out! Got some great video of a hawk getting escorted off the property by a murder of crows.
Humming through a trumpet... what a concept. Probably would have won had she shaved all (and I do mean *all*) her body hair, worn a body-painted thongkini and played the kazoo.
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh'........you can quote me on that.
Actually, I went to college on an "activity scholarship" because I didn't rot playing the trumpet...tho' I was able to keep them from discovering I wasn't all that good. On the othe hand......this......argghhhhh....is god dead or is he just tormenting us?
One can NOT exist in an environment where one is oblivious of its surroundings.
This is absolutely painful on so many levels. I can't believe this bitch beat me out on the school talent contest. My slapping my belly to the tune of "Beat It" while I was blowing gigantic spit bubbles was so much better than her. And it still is. And now she is CEO of Magna International, and I the highlight of my day is when there is a new poster on the wall in the waiting room at the methadone clinic.
I fucking loved that part. The heel kick was a nice touch. She was so fluid that if you rub a little penguin shit on her the penguins will be trying to molest her.
Man, dat chick be laying down a wiggy jam! On a free jazz tip! but dat clarinet solo was a little too Klez for my dome, ya dig? And you dudes think she's blowin out of tune? Tuning, fuck tuning, its an honky mind game. No such thang as a wrong note, brothers. Know what I'm sayin?
Didn't know beauty and Star Wars geek went together?
Wait...they don't.
That was one of the most painful things to watch.
She shoulda just flopped down, thrown open her dress and lit a couple of farts. At least then it could've been a comedy bit...ON PURPOSE.
You guys are a bunch of heartless fags. You have no idea what talent is. That was very well choreographed. She did an excellent job. She may have missed a note here and there, but a fine job indeed. I'd have paid to see that.
I don't even like Star Wars (I'm probably going to be slaughtered fir saying that on here), but this was painful and a disgrace to Star Wars....and brass instruments.
.....auuuuum...crap in the way of the trumpet is she...blindfold her we should...throw trombones at her head we must.... honk on a Sith warlord I would rather...
hey , all you assholes making fun of her, you all try playing the trumpet in your fancy outfit while someone shoots lasers at you. see how well you do.
not to mention that little perv R2 whistling and beeping his nasty insults.
One of the funniest things I have ever seen online! -- Brewster Jennings and Associates, Corporate City, Lok, Chilastra Galaxy, Star Wars Galaxies OnLine.
Either she should have gone by the background music she was using or she should have had them pitch it up a notch. It sounded like she was mostly on key...it just wasn't the same key as the music.
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