Pailin is W. the second, or WII. Can't think or string a sentence together without uhhhhh, finishing the uhhhh, first part, but changing to a different uhhhh ending, but not about the first part.
I think it was made newsworthy by the fact that there hasn't been a political candidate in a long, long time like Palin, that's displayed such monumental stupidity and outright cluelessness, considering the post she's running for.
Whereas Cheney is a malignant snake who will lie, spin, obfuscate and otherwise bullshit his way out of any situation.....he remains very articulate and precise, and you'll rarely catch him sounding flustered and out-of-touch.
Actually, thanks to Georgie-Boys/McSames policies of de-regulation and having NO accountability or oversight in how Wall St. operates (the result of which is the near-bankruptcy of the entire U.S. nation because of the avarice and greed of a small group of financial elitists)......there's no goddamn way I'd join the EU. Screw that. Nope. Uh-uh.
Instead, I'm gonna wait it out, and put in bids on whatever real estate is available down there, at rock-bottom prices. Maybe even turn a state-or-two into a province. Who knows?
Personally, I have my eye on South Carolina. It has Charleston in it. Very historic; warmer climes; open-air concept; a great port; serves fantastic crab-legs in its restaurants, and a fantastic ocean-side view, which is sweeping and panoramic. Quite scenic, really.
I'll promote my cop-brother-in-law to State Attorney General; buy a colonial-style mansion in Liberty; build my own study in the Truman Library; walk around Kansas City wearing NOTHING but a Union Cavalry officers hat (complete, with the crossed rifles on the front of it and yellow tassles around it....I LOVE the tassles); confiscate my nutty mother-in-laws' house, and have her shipped to my Re-Education Camp in Charleston, S.C.----P.D.Q. Besides, their motto has always been "Show Me"....right? Well, I just killed a whole bunch of birds with one stone.
Plus, I want an option-to-buy clause, for Radio City Music Hall, in New York City, N.Y. (the Rockettes WILL be included in the package). This would make a great venue for my theatrical talents, of which will be the ONLY thing to be showcased there, for the forseeable future).
Hm, fine idea, have Canada and Mexico buy up the parts of the USA that are not already owned by the Japanese and then file a request to remove the country from the records at the UN. Kinda like delisting a company at the stock exchange...
cansuck...I hear there are some short sales in SF west of the fault line....now there is a buy opp for you. then you could go fag it up with your liberal america-haters until the next quake opens up the earth and swallows your sorry asses.
Once I become the Provisional State Governor (or Provisional Charleston Mayor), my first priority will be to round up all the religious zealots down there, and put them into Re-education Camps, where they will be subjected to a loudspeaker every hour of every day, that has MY voice blaring (in my best Edward G. Robinson impersonation---which is quite good, I might add), "Where's your Messiah NOWWWWWW????"
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