This device makes proper placement of your IED much easier for inflicting maximum damage on unsuspecting foreigners trying to save your sorry-ass country from your stupid selves.
strange and odd at the same time, you profess that you have the cognitive abilities to recognize "simple".....That can't be, you have shown the very few that read your comments, that you you don't even have the cognitive ability to know when to run if someone lit a match under your remaining ball. I mean really! The cognitive jump from what you now possess, to knowing what "simple" is, would be like a hedgehog being able to comprehend the phase's of the moon. Go back to your porn surfing, the mom-boy sites miss loading your computer with spyware.
aliashar - simple doesn't begin to describe your thought process. no, wait a minute, maybe you're kinda complex. yeah, inferiority complex, oedipus complex etc etc etc.
but then again, simple's maybe it. you and the nuck should get together and save the world.
haw haw haw!!!
Save the world? Don't know about that, although canuck and I surely could save a major waste of resources not to mention glumbert, how? Simple...canuck (the brains) spots and plans and me (mechanized cold death) I'm the trigger man. BANG!! zzzziiiiiiipppppp BOOM!! No more back woods he haw qlanettpip...alias piece of crap!
Just for laughs, ever seen what a .50 cal can do at 1000 meters!
LOL LOL LOL, the string of events would happen like this.....
Canuck, with his unbelievable powers of long range target acquisition, along with his keen ability to "see" the air and humidity (even without his cigarettes), directs me where to aim, in this case, a sulking lump of a man/boy called qlanettpimp masturbating profusely with pig shit as lube, 1,963 yards out in a liquid manure cart. Canuck confidently calls out "one up, four left"! First I load a round of .50 BMG incendiary into the chamber, slowly pushing the bolt forward to it's locked position, I line up the mil dot, then correct per canucks instruction, take two deep breaths, let out half of the second, hold, then slowly squeeze the trigger till effect. As the projectile arrives at over 2950 fps and upon impact with the metal manure cart, the incendiary composition bursts into flame, literally exploding the chicken choker behind it in a mist of red vapor and flame. Canuck calls out, HIT!
One shot, one kill. Hows that for a fantasy, freak case! Damn it's good remembering the good days gone by!
Damn infinity...uhh..err..I mean A.H.....thats really telling him off, man oh man a hope you don't come after me like that........mmmmm...wait, I do enjoy fantasies......especially when they come true!..Oh joy what fun they are!
LOL LOL LOL Well that dog don't hunt! Sorry canuck, sorry infinity, didn't mean to belittle y'all by having this pantie stain accusing you two of being me. Funny though LOL LOL LOL!! Got the bitch all uppity heee haaaawww!
Ironic too since I'm an alias, so in all fairness;
Go fuckmyself asshole alias, I need to get some balls and quit hiding behind that aliasharraser alias misspelled fucked up name, I suck!
Now that that's cleared up
qlanettclot alias fuckbag, stop for a minute tossin that salad, wipe your chin, look up in the mirror, there's sad, low life bitch! LOL LOL LOL
a retarded person mentally equal to a child between eight and twelve years old: an obsolescent term now considered offensive
So this is how you treat me, even after I made a video for you?
OK then, it just snowed like a bitch last night and it's still coming down, it's just above freezing and I'm weather blocked from work. To recover from your devastating insult, I might just have to roll up another snowqlaneman and give it to him, but good, this time! I have several sticks of dynamite left in the storage magazine...naw saving those for a real need. Maybe a tannerite bomb is in order hmmmm.....
sorry miter. i just can't help myself. there's some kinda sick gene in me that makes me call everybody morons. my mum, dad, brothers, sisters, the local priest - you name them, i've called them morons.
don't take it personally. you are probably the best moron on glumbert. blow me up big boy!
haw haw haw!!!
jurassic thinks he's smart. i know he's not. he married the ugliest woman in the world - even uglier than mrs canuck. i know where he lives.
haw haw haw!!!
canuck is on the ropes! good news. notice how he's becoming even more desperate to get allies? he's lost it big time. even his wife's refusing to listen to his juvenile rants. just remember canuck - we're watching you. we don't like you and we are beginning to find out where you live....
haw haw haw!!!
Sooo.....Ned came over last night...ummmm how do I say this, you know when you put a cig out in the ashtray, an the butt wrinkles, bends, and gets black ashes all over it. Thats what canuck calls his "manhood". Connected right between his legs, a fucking diseased looking cigarette butt! No wonder he is such a miserable puke. Not only does the guy live in canada, but the poor bastard a small cigarette butt for ah dick.
Sooo.....Ned came over last night...ummmm how do I say this, you know when you put a cig out in the ashtray, an the butt wrinkles, bends, and gets black ashes all over it. Thats what canuck calls his "manhood". Connected right between his legs, a fucking diseased looking cigarette butt! No wonder he is such a miserable puke. Not only does the guy live in canada, but the poor bastard a small cigarette butt for ah dick.
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