What you're supposed to do is appreciate his skill. How you feel about him - and the game of golf - is entirely up to you. I just wish he didn't talk in PR sound bites.
I have played a game that has the same rules as that which Tiger Woods plays. But there the similarity ends. However, I have always had my money's worth, as I usually manage to hit more than 100 shots in every round.
Polo must be tremendous fun. Did you know that Scotland are the world elephant polo champions? True.
Google elephant polo if you don't believe me. It is currently the only sport at which Scotland are world champions, apart from binge drinking and talking shit.
OMG!! You guys, arse isn't kidding!!
There really is a world elephant polo championship.... and Scotland holds the title!! Fantastic! I must attend one of these events, I bet it's an absolute riot!
Guys, guys, let me tell you something. Skidoo racing - that's the only sport worth doing. Man, these things accelerate from 0-60mph in less than two seconds. What a buzz! I rode one through a diner in New Brunswick once. You should have seen those mothers jump! But seriously though. You can't beat an eskimo on a skidoo. Absolutely fearless. Only trouble is they can't start them up, due to the inbreeding and all. And when they do get going they tend not to know when to stop, so they just keep going until they run out of gas. Old eskimos just ride out onto the snow and die. It's not a cultural thing. They're just fucking stupid. Still, it keeps the population sensible.
What makes Scotland's achievement all the more laudable is that the championships are usually held in India, and, of course, the players don't meet their steeds until they get there, beause it is difficult to take elephants on an airplane. Unless it is a jumbo jet. Boom boom!
This is disheartening. I hope there are people more mentally tough than Tiger Woods. Seeing as Tiger Woods lives a pretty plush lifestyle. I wonder if Tiger Woods could spend a few weeks in the wilderness without losing his cool. I wonder if Tiger Woods could run a marathon. LISTEN TIGER WOODS... LETS PSYCHOKINETICALLY FIGHT, BITCH.
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