glumbert

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Bitches again!

Glory is mine!!!!

The lumpfish (#2) looks like my current supervisor.

arseface u made # 5 this year!!

Believe it or not, a list of ten ugly fish was just what I wanted to see today. What luck.

Ugly fish?! Who the fuck cares?

I'd like to see those southern boys stick their hands in an angel fish;

Hey hey hey!

This reminds me of the time I auditioned for a part in "The Abysmal", an underwater movie starring some wop actress whose name I can't remember and James Woods.
I was trying out for the role of "The Subsea Alien". So of course, meticulous as ever, I "immersed" myself in the character. I practised holding my breath underwater in the bath for weeks, and eventually I could manage more than four seconds - pretty fucking impressive, eh? My wife said that if I gave up the cigarettes I might have managed even longer, but what the hell.
Anyway, I turned up for the audition wearing speedos and flippers with a snorkel and face mask on, hoping I'd impress the producer.
Sadly, a security guard thought I was a child molestor and refused to let me on the lot.
Not wanting to waste the day, I went for a swim in the Hudson River, stupidly forgetting that I couldn't actually swim. I had to be rescued by a passing stockbroker who gave me the kiss of life and ten dollars for letting him stick his tongue down my throat when I came round. So it wasn't a completely wasted day.

#10 looks like GWBs neighbour and #6 reminds me of the income tax...

some of thoughs i thought were pretty cool looking.

They forgot gefilte fish.

HELL.... ALL THOSE FISH ARE BUTT UGLY....