Ten Things You Shouldn't Do Before Sex

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First:manmaid
10 months ago
Bitches!!!!!!
10 months ago
Some one call the cops I just got robbed out of a first post.
10 months ago
Ohhh Shit. Runs away in fear that Canuck may arrest me and then decide him and his cronies want to forcefully shove a broomstick up my ass!

Oh God, Oh God. PHEW! I will be long gone before it happens. (From a distance extends my middle finger on both hands) HAHA!
10 months ago
my god, you are all pathetic
10 months ago
OINK!
10 months ago
OKAY THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

I PRESSED THE GODDAMN ENTER BUTTON!! LIKE WTF MORE YA WANT??? HUH????

I MEAN......I HIT THE FRIGGIN" BUTTONNNNNNNN!!!!

(looks around for something to throw....stops....blinks)

MORNING ALL!!
10 months ago
dork
10 months ago
(peers at UDB through the smashed window)

YEAH??? OKAY FINE!! YOU KEEP YOUR SILLY CHEATED FIRST PLACE SLOT!!! SEE IF I CARE!!

(waves his broomstick around like a maniac)

SEE THIS??? IT'S RIGHT HERE!!! WAITIN' FOR YA!! AND IF I CATCH YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ASS ON THIS SIDE OF THE PERIMETER AGAIN, IT'LL GO IN ALRIGHT----

SIDEWAYS!!!

(snaps it over his knee, goes back inside, and slams the door shut)
10 months ago
Big dork
10 months ago
Please Canuck...no more wooden shampoos for me!
By the way, as long as you, Flunk, Re-Podded and the Boneless one continue to think I have an alias, it will continue to provide proof of your witlessness. (Randull needs no more proof than he has given. Chummin nailed it above. GO TEAM!-right Flunk?)
10 months ago
DOINK!
10 months ago
I am the only one happy about the replacement for canuckI963...
10 months ago
Okay, nobody warned me that I shouldn't comment when I've had a few drinks....I meant to say 'Am I the only one that is happy about the real Canuck1963 being back?'...burp
10 months ago
That better be Labatts Blue yer drinkin' there, Missy.
10 months ago
Smelled like a real beer: Guiness.
10 months ago
LOVE the Guiness, unfortunately, the Guiness don't love me.(well, at least not the last three, or four, or fif....orr ssixxxxxx stupid baloney.....ya, your momma
10 months ago
lmao
10 months ago
FFFFFFFFF...


uck.
10 months ago
10 months ago
WWWaaaaaiiiiittttt a minute....nobody told me he was from Toronto....I'm from Vancouver!!!!...I have commited a major sin supporting him....what do I do now randall????
10 months ago
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Canuck1963 is fine.
It is of my opinion that His comments are funny and full of wit .

and further more Canuck w/ the assistance of a few more(you know them by their solid and well founded arguments, also their pretty f#@ken funny!) help put Strumchin in his place, amongst the cellar dwellers and Knuckle draggers(for they never Evolved.)hence Knuckle draggers.. get it wink,wink.LOL

And ole strumchin if your not already aware posts as three people on this site!(aliases)

he was busted doing so several times and still wont admit to his deception. :(
I have now reverted to responding to him in simple form.

It upsets him immensely if your grammar is not precise. LOL
One only needs to read what his ideals are in reference to the creation of all.
And then one will understand his Closed mind policy. (Don't learn but Preach) it seems to work for him.

Well you did ask..... LMAO
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10 months ago
Thank you again, Randal. Again...too kind. Too kind.

Oh..and by the way, Randy-Man, just in case you forgot, "leafforlife" above is actually "Throbmystickhead"; I see he's still mewling at the front door for attention.

Please go out there, and put him out of his wretched misery, will you? LOL

Thanks again for the kind words.

Toodles.

C.
10 months ago
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP!

The DoucheMan has introduced a fragrance for those of you Glumberters that need a cologne that is the essence of your persona. I have specially formulated this blend of uhh, er, um, well cologne that is befitting of your personalities.

Grabs Mako. Here watch my video and I will give you a free sample as you can spread the word and once you try it, I know you'll be back:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/douchecologne
10 months ago
LOL - thanx for the pointer. I now have the perfect image to go with your online name. ROFLMFAO....

Thrush #1 you really shouldna put that one up for viewing, though I guess it was kinda pre-emptive on your part in case anyone else got their hands on it before... Wish Billboat hadda forwarded that link on a month ago!

Superb :-)
10 months ago
You seriously couldn't have missed the point...................Ahh, you probably did.
10 months ago
ROFLMFAO

Bilebag and his new cologne!!

For those of you wishing to see the type of man Douche represents...look no further than the above link

Superb mate. No point missed at all.

Still LMFAO

:-P
2 months ago
they named the bag after you
10 months ago
(*yawns*)

Morning all.

Sorry about your misfortune Riza, about being in Vancouver and all, but I still forgive ya for it. Toronto is, after all, the center of the universe up here, as well as All Things Good.

(sips his coffee)

I see we're all still stuck at stupid animal videos.

Cute.

Oh well.

Still waiting for the next "Adventures Of GWB" installment.
10 months ago
Mate, you are such a tosser.
10 months ago
That's MISTER Tosser to YOU.

Capisce?

(phonetically pronounced "KA-PEESH")
10 months ago
BTW...

With a potty mouth such as yours, you really should suck on some bog roll more often...ya know?
10 months ago
Such wit slays me.
10 months ago
It don't slay you enough, I guess.

You're still yapping.
10 months ago
I deserve that...like I said I had a couple of drinks or more, I think, uh maybe three...anyhow thanks for not slaying me yet ( I am a masochist at heart, after all), you're up there with Randal, luv ya.
10 months ago
Ten things you shouldn't do before sex,

Number one "Hi, I'm Throbstick"
Numbers two through ten, pretty much the same as above
10 months ago
Canuck worshipper, shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let me tell you a little secret: most folks don't use these screen names in real life. Perhaps it's time to leave granny's basement and breath some real world air.
10 months ago
How 'bout this, go out and RENT yourself a sense of humor man.
10 months ago
No go, L
10 months ago
He can't afford it.
10 months ago
Not one comment about the stupid , poorly done, barely funny (and only on that grade 7-8 snicker 'bout anything sexual ,way)waste of time video...

*sigh*
2 months ago
you mean the video on throbstick
10 months ago
Getting under peoples' skin again throbber?! Love it!! Unfortunately, I'm just a weekend warrior these days, but I'll do my best to oblige.

I see that canuck has a couple of MAJOR groupies in the form of mako and lordandmaster. Step right up boys and get down on your knees.

It was only a matter of time before a REAL acquaintance of canuck's (see above) actually found him out. Can't believe cancuk is actually bragging about his glumbert escapades at work. How pathetic. I bet he's the laughing stock. He also seems intent on labeling anyone with a negative thing to say about him as an alias while he himself has proven to be the alias master. Is there a doctor in the house? Can someone help this twat?
10 months ago
mumble,mumble...mutter....poor bodily hygiene...bad manners...unpopular...

Thrush #3 speaketh...
10 months ago
blah blah blah..................you can guess the rest
10 months ago
Glumbert awards are now posted under the

"First Person in The History of the World to Dance" thread.
10 months ago
Ooooh...my fingers are crossed. I am all a-tingle.
Did I win the Wish-I-Could-Not-Be-Found-Stupid Award? (I hope I hope)
Or, even the Dazzle-'em-With-DooDoo-When-Devoid-of-Smarts Award. (Tough one--probably going to Mako)
Or, maybe I am in the running for the Spelling Bee Chump...dangit...probably not now.
Perhaps the Sycophant of the Year (I know it's between me and Podman.)
Surely, there's something there for me...because like all the winners, I just want to be in the circle.
10 months ago
Actually, you might be surprised.
10 months ago
That was SHIT. Raise your fucken standards Glumbert !!!!!
10 months ago
I heard that, when taken in small doses over time, one can make oneself immune to certain poisons. Perhaps Glumbert is the over-the-counter equivalent, when it comes to stupidity...wait....immune to intelligence, is what I meant...see? I've already been too exposed.
10 months ago
this only kind of works because of the British accent
10 months ago
Guten abend Glumberters!

Zis is ze most stupid video I haf ever seen - including all ze vons about cats und dogs. Zer is nozzink to do before sex except pump up your villie und sing ein old drinking song. It never fails vith ze ladies, I can tell you!
10 months ago
Yankees!
6 months ago
ha, ha, hee, hee, ho, ho, to the funny farm......they're coming to take me away ha, ha.....they're coming to take me away hee, hee, ho, ho, ha, ha.............etc. etc.

love ya!
6 days ago
Riz, Funny Farm is one of my all time favorite Dr. Demento Show songs.
6 months ago
yea, cool video. I may introduce it my friends on casualpal.com, I'm sure they will enjoy this!!

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