Redneckbabe!
We related?
It's Ant-Bush Day everyday here at Glumbert. The burgermeister Canuck decreed it so. So, burn a flag, have sex with a member of your own sex and drink a wine cooler in celebration!
i would like for everyone to Insult qlanettint once everyday. for now on. it's easy as sticking a 9inch cock into his mother's mouth. hell even a caveman could do it.
Thanks to you all for your help.
I knew there was no substance, just name calling from the monosyllabic rabble.
Welcome, Redeye. There's always room in the sandbox for another snot-eyed yellow shoes.
Actually C called me Cletus just yesterday, so maybe he's trying to take that title away from you? But we ignorant rednecks fight much harder to defend the constitution than the liberals constantly fighting to add socialist crap, beyond the authority of the federal government.
Yup.
Rednecks have their faults...drinkin', cussin', layin' around, swearin' and shootin' stuff.
But babies, we ain't.
Libs don't have the spine to stand up for beliefs. (protests are the height of liberal courage. Op-eds being the next in line.)
Hey why fight for the Constitution, right? It is a living, breathing document that can be molded to the desires of the majority...well, if that majority is liberal.
Didn't expect that. From either you, canuck, or streamy, the "bigoted" Christian. It has come to my attention that he doesn't actually seem all that religious, given the fact that he retorts so easily. I don't think that "other cheek" has been turned once yet. If you want the truth, I'm only making fun of you because mako/pods/thebug do, and I'm bored. Hey, it's something, right?
All right, now I lost my train of thought... Oh, right: Canuck, enough already, for fucks sake! I'm not really sure exactly what I did to deserve this, leading me to think that I did nothing. Christ, all I do is try to get you and helldiver to stop fighting, and all of sudden, you turn into a great, big, ball of wrath. Torture lover my ass. For the millionth time, I am bored out of my mind. I've got a party this Saturday, and Monday I'm back in public school, and the waiting is just too much. You ought to know how impatient I am by now. The only reason my posts are so long is because I can type fast. If I typed slow, my ten-second attention span would probably limit them to a few words.
Almost forgot: Oh joy. Em25em, the most unintellectual being in the universe, has apparently returned to piss everybody off. Miter, got a shotgun handy?(And, with that, I can think of nothing else to say that will seem on subject with this post. I'm going to start typing another one now.)
I was just over in my kitchen getting myself a drink, when a loud buzzing reached my ears. I ignored it at first, but repetitious sounds tend to irritate me very quickly. Before long, I had decided to find the cause; which turned out to be a fat house fly. The foolish little creature had somehow flipped itself on its back, and was buzzing aimlessly around on the linoleum. Three thoughts ran through my mind, options on what my next action would be: 1. Step on the fly. 2. Ignore the fly. 3. Watch to see if it did anything else. I chose the last one. I watched for a few seconds, and observed that the fly seemed to buzz in either circles or octagons, and remained fairly consistent with either shape. I also noticed that it didn't seem to be interested in just giving up.
It then leapt into my attention that the small insect and George W. Bush had more in common than was noticeable at first glance. They were both relatively clueless, had no care for anything surrounding them, and couldn't undo the mistake of flopping over. I then got bored of the fly, and left. (As I was walking away, I realized that neither of them were SMART enough to get back up.)
Gee a new experence for a 15 year old , there are lots more to come. See if you stay away from face book and the porno sites you can learn so much . Good job. :)
Well damn Redshift, you left out the modern day version of the magnifying glass... get out your 200mW green laser and fry the sucker..from across the room! Freaking hours of fun if you're near qlane, the flies are never ending! Just make sure you have your 532nm LaserShades on!
I have three people to respond to here: Canuck-impostor, stop posting in response to anything I say. Your posts are worthless, and contribute almost as much as either em25em's, turd's, or this response to you, which will likely be ignored.
Miter: I have always wanted one of those lasers. Just this morning, I was thinking how cool it would be to take about twenty of them, put them in a circle, all facing the same direction, and then have them computer calibrated to all aim at the same spot, the computer adjusting the positions by means of a system used to calculate the distance they would be firing. The other advantage of having them all hooked up in a fancy mount would be the ability to use an external power source. (Assuming those lasers are ru on electricity, rather than gas.)
Streamlined: It was probably in jest, but just in case, I don't do drugs. I'm also likely going to remain straightedge, as I just can't seem to acquire a taste for alcohol. Literary skills and observations from memory: I've said it before, I'll say it again: I'm an artist. I think the ability to look at something that seems "mundane", and get a deeper meaning out of it, is something any artist can do. Even if they can't paint a picture to save their life. In this case, it wasn't a serious meaning, but rather a humorous one.
Also, thanks, I have no idea what "Shelly-like" means, and I WILL likely continue to write from time to time.
Stop calling me Redeye. (If you want something other than the user name, call me by my real name, Dan. Otherwise, it's 'red' or 'redshift'. Might wanna jot that down and tape it to the side of your monitor, mkay?)
How about the Big Red One? Reddened One? Stickshift?
C'mon Lieutenant Dan...poking fun at anonymously derived names is just that...fun.
Redeye is my favorite moniker for you.
However, if the request was an earnest one, I have no problem treating it as one.
I respectfully deny your earnest request.
Nothing is off the board for me, young man, topic-wise. You enter the arena with cut-downs and swearing and then ask to called by your name. Odd juxtaposition.
I imagine we are all having fun at each other's expense. So, get back to your homework and stay between the two big lines for capital letters and up to the dotted line for lower case.
Three things: One: I am, ironically, doing my homework. (However, I'm typing it. A report on "The Tragedy of Julius Caesar. Cake walk.) Two: I've been here for quite a while now, about a year, so I'm not just entering the ring, as you put it. Three: I'll happily keep Stweam-O'-Bullshit in place, if you like. Also, technically, I'm not really asking if you 'like'.
You provided evidence for two of your favourite tactics there Godboy.
1. Giving irritating names (I can still pick the point where I started to imply that you like to put your tongue in arseholes after you refused to use my chosen name).
and 2. Assuming that youth explies ignorance. Or, as in my case, assuming both that I was not as old as I claimed and that I was therefore stupid.
You are still a dickhead.
Well done redshift, and I liked your idea for the focussed lasers BTW. It has probably been done (like that time I invented the hovercraft) but who knows - you may get a big grant from one of the world's defence forces to develop it. Or abducted on the street to sit in a cell and develop it.
Hey Big Red...good morning, sunshine.
You are not "ironically" doing homework, son. You might be doing it as a matter of coincidence, but there is no irony in your statement.
Quick correction, since you, C- and the rest of the thinking brigade struggle with reading: I did not say nor imply that you "just" entered the arena. I said, "You enter the arena..." Present tense usage.
Stweam-o...that is one that has come from another source. Knock yourself out using it. Makes me no nevermind, as they say down here in the sticks. (However, if you want to really impress the crowd, make up one of your own. I am sure you can find a penis or poo-poo joke in the word Streamlined.)
Beakerboy! Good to hear from you.
You continue to provide evidence that you are very young or, possibly, underdeveloped. Quick point...If I use an irritating nickname, derogatory or not, for someone, it is not "evidence" that I use that tactic...it is proof. Still struggling with the difference twixt the two I see.
You aren't all that good at this. Were you one of my friends, you would likely receive a response from me stating something along the lines of "EPIC fail". Since you are (allegedly) an adult, I'll just say: Lame.
Ooh, I didn't notice the above post. Hmmm... Where should I start... I know, how about with correcting me? Don't do it. A wise man receives correction, and a foolish man ignores it. I'm just gonna sugarcoat it and say I'm not wise, mkay? =D Next on the agenda is... I do NOT struggle with reading. But, as I've stated a million (make that a million and one) times, I have a very short attention span. It ain't ADD, but I tend to read over posts as quickly as possible, often skipping the longer ones in the process. The only thing you can get me to read both quickly and attentively is a good fantasy or sci-fi novel. However, if I can put words in your mouth, change things you've said, etc, etc... I will. Much to my irritation, this appears to be an ineffective tactic when dealing with you. Your name: I find Steam-O' amusing, and that is the only reason I use it. Unfortunately, there really isn't that much that can be played off your name, and still not require any thought to understand. I'm sue I could find something, but by the time I had finished explaining what it meant, it would no longer be funny. "Beakerboy". THAT was funny. Well done, that is the third funniest thing I have seen today. (The first being my little brother eating a pretzel, and holding a 6" peice of a tape measure in his hand. He went to bite the pretzel, bit the tape measure, and it snapped shut in his mouth. I laughed so hard, I literally fell of my chair. I also now forgot what the second funniest thing was.) In closing, bigoted, Buy-Bull thumping, hypocrite you are, I have decided to call you a friend. Now stop calling me Redeye, ya' dumbshit.
Oh, right, bucketboy, for you, from earlier, and I've used enough commas now: You know what I was REALLY pissed about? About five years ago, I had had an idea that a car could be run on electricity and water, the electricity splitting the water into hydrogen (fuel) and oxygen (exhaust). The system was a WIN-WIN in general. The exact OPPOSITE for the environment compared to the cars we use today. And I came up with this when I was TEN. Then, last year, my friend sends me this video about some forty-year-old dipshit who had actually built the system. And let me tell you what, I was, and now, thinking of it, still am, ENRAGED. Of course, my friend had no idea about this when he sent the link, because I don't tell anyone but my dad my ideas. Heh, the only reason I mentioned the laser thing is because it is so fucking obvious, I'm not scared of having it stolen. If the military DOESN'T come up with a Humvee mounted anti-infantry system by the time I graduate high school, I will be very disappointed. (This posted late, because the Glumbert server was apparently down earlier.)
redshift - you are a philosopher! pity you're also a spineless, creeping, degenerate spastic, along with canuck, miter, fartknocker and anyone else who agrees with them.
I'M WONDERING IF JUST FOR ONE DAY PEOPLE CAN DO THE FOLLOWING: 1. NOT TALK ABOUT POLITICS IN THEIR COMMENTS ON THIS SITE 2. STOP INSULTING EACH OTHER ONLINE AND ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE A REAL FIGHT WITH SOMEONE INSTEAD 3. SEND GLUMBERT SOME GOOD VIDEOS TO SHOW
But yeztaday B all about da politicks. King Obama dun bin ushured inta da Whitey House. Pimpz like mee B happier dan a piromaniac wit a match. I feelz like singin' a song . . .
Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
Daughter of Elysium,
We enter fire imbibed,
Heavenly, thy sanctuary.
Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.
Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.
Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.
Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.
Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
Daughter of Elysium,
We enter fire imbibed,
Heavenly, thy sanctuary.
Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.
Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.
Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.
Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.
Joy, daughter of Elysium
Thy magic reunites those
Whom stern custom has parted;
All men will become brothers
Under thy gentle wing.
Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.
Joy, beautiful spark of Gods!,
Daughter of Elysium,
Joy, beatiful spark of Gods!.
I just quit a fight club . This let me release emotional baggage and made me feel great . Now I workout ,but its not good enough so I'll just do my fighting on line now.
pimp.....I'm not smart enough to know who you are quoting, or if this was your own work. Be nice if you could elaborate. Interesting post...artful, even.
Of course, it stands as evidence of intellect regardless....hardly what your personna has championed thus far.
Chaz, that was Ode To Joy, by Friedrich Schiller. It was originally in German, perhaps why you aren't familiar with it. I'm not sure where you can find the original, or where a translation can be found.
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