I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!
Actually, some people might fear that this shows white people can't think. And in fact, some can't.........but even stupid can have abs, clear evidence that a good bod' can happen irrespective of whatever brick sits on its shoulders.
REPEAT AFTER ME, “GOD I LOVE THE RED WINGS!!!!!!!”
I wish I could see you yelling at the TV with such mixed emotions that you are yelling and crying at the same time. The worst part is knowing that you lost a bet to Douche!!!!!!
They got bitch slapped into a shut-out tonight!!!!! The ass kicking just ended!!!!!!
The 2 day total score: Red Wings 8 – Maple Leafs 6.
Who’s your daddy now?
God I can’t wait to see your repeated posts through the month of October of your new found love for the Red Wings!!!!!!!
When I said I would be more of an adult than rub the salt in the wound, I will have to regretfully detract my statement!!!!!!!!
Where ya at? Ain't no hidin' from me now. A shut-out no less!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (cough, cough) (wipes tears from his eyes) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I know I am a sorry individual for getting so much joy outta' this!!!!!!!!! But, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(walks into the room, head held hight....takes a swig of Canuck beer...the ONLY beer worth drinking....and gets it over with, because above all-else, I AM.....a gentleman who honors his debts):
The Red Wings are a talented, truly great team. They rock. They rule. I will never question their talents again. And I shall repeat this before I post anything on Glumbert, for the next 30 days. So let it be written. So let it be done.
And, of course, I will at least take comfort in the fact that most (if not all) of the players on the Detroit Red Wings team....
are young, talented Canadian boys.
If you'll excuse me now, I must go an strangle my neighbours cat.
The president of Molson, Budweiser, and Guiness had a meeting. After the meeting, they visited the local pub. Bartender says, "What'll you have?"
Molson president says, "Canadian! Because I am!"
Bud president says, "Bud! The king of beers!"
Guiness president says, "Cola!"
Bartender says, "Cola! Are you kidding?"
Guiness president says, "If these fine gentlemen aren't drinking beer, then neither will I!"
The only decent beer in the world is brewed in old Europe and even here only in a couple blessed areas. There are a few other brewers in the world who have mastered the art of making beer, but their output usually is very small compared to the amount of sewage sold under names like Budwiser (which is a grave insult to the original from Budvar in the Tchech Republic), Miller, Anheuser Bush, etc.
So if any of you fellow Glumberters from the beer deprived Americas happen to come visiting my home town Berlin let me know, i will introduce you to some real beer.
tut tut, perhaps if you like to drink warm ALE, thats fine. World Famous Fosters lager, carlton draught, TEDs (Tooheys extra dry) or Victorian bitter, literally shit on your warm lolly water.
there is only one place to drink beer and that is Germany and Belgium
do i say one place?
Belguim- Duvel , what a beer 9% and you love ever single ounce of the liquid delight!
and Germany, they have amazing beer cafes where Beer is served by eccentric waiters , the beer is smooth and fresh and served in small glasses, it is an absolute delight
there seems to be alot of people claiming to be Germa, anyone really german please confirm!!
Und bitte wie beweist man online, dass man deutsch ist? Korrekte Rechtschreibung?
The Tchech Republic, especially Bohemia, has excellent beer too, they make some dark beer you could kill for. Germany has very many quite different local beers and much of the stuff has not been tainted by industrial large scale production. Of course you can get bad beer here too, but even the bad stuff is way better than average in the USA (or Australia).
Woot! I just barely realized skid asked for people to confirm they're German. I am! Whoo hoo!! Well, I'm half. My mom came here from Frankfurt when she was about 8 years old. I'd love to go there someday. Maybe I can meet Technoviking!
auch du leibe, mein gott in himmel! For all VALHALLA, ist dat Hägar der Horrible??!! odin vill not be very pleased ven i tell him about zis! Furzermore das einheriar should only be danzing zu ein BANG of ze nordic drums razzer dan dis DOOF DOOF racket!! i musht admit he did slay ze dancefloor in front of ze ozzers und vot ein strut he has. LOL
.....well, that was supposed to be posted up where Canuck humbles himself...anyway, never NEVER let exhuberant support replace calm !assesment............OR I"LL KILL YOU
The aesthetics of the street rave were by the looks of things very accepted in the middle of the day. People celebrating life and enjoying the music, perhaps enhanced by a few chemical intakes prior to the gaytime event. I was even enjoying myself until this great brute of a man of that whom closely resembled that of nordic decent entered and took the show by storm. Flexing those biceps, triceps, abdominals, moving somewhat along the attributes of rhythm. He had the flow, articulation, regularity, proportion, repetition, alluring form and oh expressive gesture when he pointed.... FNARGHH NUURGHHHH FAPFAPFAP WOOOMSHHH SPLAT!... well that was my 'la petite mort', back to procrastinating until the next video. (or maybe not) LOL
Had the shoe been on the other foot C, you'd be laughing your friggin ass off. You would surely taunt me so that you could see me praise the Maple Leafs on each post.
I'm sure that it hurts even more since hockey is bigger than life in Canada, whereas it isn't quite as popular here.
I don't blame you for thinking that I'd put you on the grill if the shoe was on the other foot; I guess my "internet personae" would leave you to believe that. And that's cool.
But if things had turned out differently....you might have been surprised.
Even this dude had to come to terms with the awkward moment of when you have to stop dancing, what do you do just stop or slowly come to a halt it's always a tricky choice.
"WE ARE GEELONG, THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL, WE ARE GEELONG, WERE ALWAYS ON THE BALL, WEEE PLAY THE GAME AS IT SHOULD BE PLAYED - AT HOME OR FAR AWAAAY, OUR BANNERS FLYING HIGH, FROM DAWN TO DARRRK!, DOWN AT KARDINIA PARRRK!"
Good on ya CATS for that tremendous ass kicking against port adelaide power ( 163 to 44 ) for the 2007 afl grand final. who could have asked for a better finish to such a glorious season. records broken and after 44 years, we deserved the cup. way to dominate a season and wake up good old Sleepy Hollow!
Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we will drink wherever we may be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
I was drunk last night,
I was drunk the night before,
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before,
Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
you really have lost me, i returned to 'man turns himself in to TV reporter', i must say i had forgotten about that posting and i most apolgize for being rather abrupt with you sir.
From Jive to a football song that i can only imagine is from main land europa, you are mutli talented , meant sincerely , i can't work you out.
I do have a feeling that it's me an one other on here anyway, someone with a few personalities and i haven't woken up from a mushroom i ate in 1991,
First, poison the family of Skwerls livin in yer attic. (There should be no need to skin or gut them if you use the right poison)! Next, run their carcasses through one of those food processor dealies. (You know, that thing yer wife just HAD to have! Make sure to shake the dust off before using.) Throw in some wild onions, garlic and mandrake root. If'n you don't have mandrake root then use a tater I guess. Pour in a fifth of Jack Daniels or Old Crow or Kerosene (whatever yer favorite beverage might be). Blend it all together until creamy Strain out the chunks of bone and brains and strain through burlap. Mash it into a meatloaf pan and chill. Serve with saltines at the Lodge meetin.
UDB - one should always skin 'em or at least run 'em thru a sieve to remove the fur. That was the burlap comin' in I guess?
Skinnin' easiest done nailing 'em to a wall with two quick pins above the neck skin front and rear of the head followed by a nik to the shoulders and a quick rip down...Save the tail to tie flies with. Good for spring slamon...
I may be off somewhat with the skinning of small rodents, gralloching of larger prey being more my thing. Other than that, top recipe.
Other chefs may disagree...Personally I prefer Laphroig to JD but then the peatiness is a personal ideal and one may prefer to keep a quality bevvie like LP away from cooking and more for quaffing...
Hail Squirrel!
(This is obviously blasphemy but then my diety is not only my belief but also my fortitude)
PS I have never had to dress up to enjoy this dish... A Lodge meeting suggests one has to in your neck of the woods? Please enlighten us...
Good grief, C.....what did I miss? Did you have a bet with the devil?
Let me, in my role as the exoneration god, relieve you of that perceived onerous millstone.
Henceforth, the "C man" owes no servitude of any sort or variety to anyone (except, of course, to the exoneration god....which only makes sense, I'm sure you'll agree).
Soooo......CANUCK HAS BEEN FREED. (keep the applause down while he bows to the Red Sox "best-record-in-the-American-league title).
Do not mock this posting....I have your names and Paplebon will be informed of your transgressions. Keep your kids inside the house...you can not save your animals, so despair thereof...Dice K and Okajima can not be resisted. On the other hand, the "other white meat", once the fur has been removed, passes quite nicely as human fare.
The rules of my game doesn't allow me to send my messenger (you know the one with the hood and carries a sycthe) any earlier than he is supposed to.
However you will suffer in eternal damnation with a priapism, chained down so Roseanne Barr can molest you for eternity. To make it worse she will be speaking to you the whole time.
Y'know, sometimes you post something without thinking really well....my reference to two of the best pitchers in professional baseball was condescending, and gratuitously insulting.......mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
My deepest apologies to anyone offended....for someone I this is fairly intelligent, I nonetheless am capable of stupidity.
Ha ha ha! This is hilarious! I love the guy out of nowhere with the water bottle. And the water bottle was like some sort of cue to start dancing. hehe! Nice bod, Technoviking. Need to hit the tanning bed, though and those pecs could use some work.
Skid my man:
I can dig where yuz comin from. I still get flasbacks from that
Mickey Mouse blotter I dropped at Khe Sahn. So I can't get me
no job!
And whatsup wid dis squirrel thang?
Lay it on me. I ain't scared.
Anybody else notice this piece of work wearing one red sock one green sock? Right now he's ranking up there with that guy that's tattooed to look like a leapord. FREAK
I was thinkin about it some more, and somebody made the suggestion that he would be good to hire as like a doorman/bouncer type guy for rave/parties. That would so 0wn having technoviking @ your front door, watching over the pad...
This is definetely one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. The whole situation just seems really weird. What's going on here, anyway - does anyone know?
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