that's what I was thinking, or it was an android that escaped from the CIA labs... they're making androids now to replace your children so they can spy on you. That one was obviously being tested on some lower level intelligence family to see if it worked. Apparently they haven't noticed yet.
All toddlers do this, the musical genre doesn't make a difference, my kids did the same routine to Iron Maiden. Come to think of it my kids were much better at it.
Anybody remember a film called "Killer Babies"? It was a B schlocker and featured babies being born and immediately leaping at their mothers' throats and ripping them out with little sharp teeth.
I know - not particularly believable - but it was an allegory for how the Republican Party destroys family values at the outset and because of that, was quite a good movie.
I auditioned for a part as the male midwife in that film. They wanted somebody with a big moustache and popping out eyes who could say "Oh my God! It's killing them all!"
Well, easy stuff for a thespian of my calibre. I turned up for the test in full medical outfit. Stethoscope, little weird name tag, white coat, sandals.
Unfortunately, when I was on the subway heading to the studio, a woman had a heart attack, and the people on the train thought I was a doctor or a paramedic or some shit like that. The woman must have weighed 250 pounds and she went blue in the face and started moaning, before falling to the floor and spasming.
"Help he, help her!" they screamed.
"Fuck off, I'm on my way to an audition for the biggest part of my life," I replied.
The woman died.
And, worse still, I didn't get the part because my fucking fake moustache fell off half way through shooting.
No, it couldn't be worse still, just worse. You said the fat lard died, right? Yeah, I thought so. If they all died, we could put that icon of the fast food market, the creator of fat, flab, and all abominable, out of business. (Along with the deal, we could finally eradicate that crack-head clown.)
Wow, look at that. You got me dreaming again canvck! Well, on topic, I'd say the HIGHLIGHT of the day would have been rotund corpulent and plump's death. Cheers to the survival of people that can restrain themselves!
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