glumbert

first!

Whack my Stack. BFD.

That's not a baby. That's one of the dancing midgets....or is it dwarfs? Knee highs? Halfies? What is the current PC term?

Fake.

All toddlers do this, the musical genre doesn't make a difference, my kids did the same routine to Iron Maiden. Come to think of it my kids were much better at it.

Where is arseface when you need him?

Ici.
Drivel.

'ave it

That was awesome.

This baby rocks! I wish my little ones would do that.

How cute. I don't think he was dancing as much as he was signaling to his parents that poo was imminent.

It's how I do it.

kids been sipping on empty beer cans;

Where is his hair?!

Hey hey hey!

Anybody remember a film called "Killer Babies"? It was a B schlocker and featured babies being born and immediately leaping at their mothers' throats and ripping them out with little sharp teeth.

I know - not particularly believable - but it was an allegory for how the Republican Party destroys family values at the outset and because of that, was quite a good movie.

I auditioned for a part as the male midwife in that film. They wanted somebody with a big moustache and popping out eyes who could say "Oh my God! It's killing them all!"

Well, easy stuff for a thespian of my calibre. I turned up for the test in full medical outfit. Stethoscope, little weird name tag, white coat, sandals.

Unfortunately, when I was on the subway heading to the studio, a woman had a heart attack, and the people on the train thought I was a doctor or a paramedic or some shit like that. The woman must have weighed 250 pounds and she went blue in the face and started moaning, before falling to the floor and spasming.

"Help he, help her!" they screamed.

"Fuck off, I'm on my way to an audition for the biggest part of my life," I replied.

The woman died.

And, worse still, I didn't get the part because my fucking fake moustache fell off half way through shooting.

This is not techno. This is epic Trance, and it is total shit.

Fucking Europe ruined edm.

The first time glumbert has mentioned a member's name on the intro home page!!!!