great fun...liked the finish...thought the boys would end up ordering pie after the gramma and grandaughter had destroyed them all, but nah ahhh... Well ahm 'bout ready foh a tastibugger 'bout nohw.
Gott in Himmel!
Zis vos kvite amusing in ein strange vay. Do zese men get paid for making zese films? Or are zey - how do you say? - talented amateurs?
Guten morgen Herr Skidmarks. Ve meet again.
I haf stood in hundscheise on mein first date mit Eva! It vos not funny. But still I laughed ven ze dog's owner vos garrotted fur our entertainment. He said he had tried to clean it up vith his poopscoop, but it vos too late. Eva said ze gurgling noises he made as ze brown shirts shtrangled him ver ze best first date present she had ever had!
So, every cloud has ein silver lining - even ein mess on ze shoe can be turned to advantage.
Und ze hund? Vell, I had it stuffed und now it now sits on ze verandah of mein house in - ach! I almost gave it avay! I must be more careful....
Good morning heir adolfvanker, i feel you and me are the early bird that caught the worm , the american people are all snoring with a half eaten burger on their belly and a shotgun in their hand.
interesting dog story, did you stuff the dog yourself, did you manipulate his frozen body into a pointer style pose, always amusing!!
In sweden we sleep with two shotguns, one for ourselves and one for the burglar, this makes for a fair fight, the half eaten burger is their for a peace offering
How generous, but here in America the burglar usually brings his own weapons. So a shotgun, 9mm is usually used. We cannot bribe him with a burger because he is seldom hungry, and only wants Crack.
As a burglar, I'd just like to reiterate what Mr. Podman stated. I am rarely hungry when performing my feats of breaking and entering, as I'm usually hopped up on the crack.
Ze pointer pose vos an option I considered, but after much sot, I decided to haf ze hund on its hind legs vearing ein sombrero. Not only does zis look kvite tasteful but it also pleases mein servants, who cheekily tickle its testicles each day before starting vork. Zey laugh as only ze Amerindians can, occasionally exclaiming - "Zis is ze dog's bollocks!"
insted i will implore Canuck to resume pounding on strummin with extreme predjudice and while catching a breather tag mako so he can fly off the top rope to increase the pain tenfold.
talk red sox trash will you.
Please don't mention anything to do with the Red Sox in my presence. It makes me want to vomit all over my Blue Jays loafers. Also, there has been a temporary lull in hostilities, whilst the last few, remaining pockets of rebels and resisters are found, and summarily dealt with. Eventually, they will be absorbed.
Because......
"resistance is futile."
(------"Star Trek: First Contact", Paramount Pictures, starring Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner and Levar Burton...directed by Jonathan Frakes, a.k.a. No.1; probably the BEST ST:TNG piece made to date)
I feel your pain (re: Blue Jays). Red Sox fans (I SAY AGAIN....RED SOX FANS) have great familiarity with losing...that's the RED SOX fans, in the event I had not noted that quite as well as I could....RED SOX...and for our slower readers....R...E....D....S...O...X.
(Hope you were wearing rubber sox...RED rubber SOX, that is).
Ripped off the name from Jules off Pulp Fiction. Just before he went medieval and he grabbed ole boy's burger and took a bite. "Now that's a tasty burger."
Whenever I think I may have lost touch with those of our community who, despite being brainless, exhibit the highest form of scatology on a consistently gratuitous basis, I can count on el doucho to bring me back to reality. Septic system used to mean waste disposal to me....now it mean douchers posts.
Like, he's an idiot savant idiot, where the savant part has been lost.
Again ENGLISH MOTHERFOCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? MAYBE I SHOULD SAY, CAN YOU WRITE IT?
You certainly have lost touch with reality. Glad I can bring you back. WOW!! An idiot savant idiot. That makes me king of the idiots. Get down on your knees you lesser idiot and polish my shoes.
Usually I feel guilty when I order the pie. Now I feel guilty that I didn't order it. However, the comments you guys made were funnier than the video. Someone answer useddoucebag's question. I have to know who said that!
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