Surfer Dude Gets Mad Eloquent

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First:crazy4u
2 years ago
i realy had no time to look at the video , you see i was try'n to be firrrrrrrrrst
2 years ago
boy,i realy do need a job!!!!!
2 years ago
Yeah, you do. I tired of sneaking through your back door to get at your wife...
2 years ago
ya , ya i know its spelled ( really) . but i was in such a hurry.
2 years ago
I can see the conversation before hand:
"Yo, dude, go get Cazy Mike, have him smoke this and then tell him to go get interviewed!"
"Dude, totally!"
2 years ago
dude, dude that was sooooooooo gnarly dude..........
2 years ago
Ohhhh did any one notice Jillian Barerie at the end of the video? She's one hot news chic in LA! Loves to show cleavage on TV every morning! Hmm... I haven't been to LA in a long time...
2 years ago
Once again, Fox covers what's really important.

Hey, Fake News, did you get a chance to blow Occupant Bush today?
2 years ago
can't tell by this short clip, but it looked like the area was flooded. that's news. why they interviewed that guy about it i have no idea.
2 years ago
i think they wanted to highlight the need for more funds for education in southern orange county......this fellow is still stuck at 3rd grade elocution levels
2 years ago
hey damnthattojeda, Fuck You Bitch! Fox News is good! Fuck You Cunt!
2 years ago
Fuck You damnthatojeda you Cunt!
2 years ago
OK, so surfers have their own dialect? I didnt understand a word that young man said..
2 years ago
No, we don't have our own dialect. I'm a professional and I go surfing all the time. That's a stereotype.
2 years ago
See Mr. Douchebag.

He's the "stereotyping" expert.
2 years ago
High on crack surfer dude that is
2 years ago
dude, ya git the best barrels ever dude, just like ya pull in, an ya jis get spit right out of em, ya jis drop in, an jis smack the lip, hoahpaa, drop down, sahpaa, an then after that, ya jis drop in, an jis ride the barrel an git pitted, so pitted, like that!
2 years ago
Dude I'm like totally with ya. This was the like the most radical thing you have ever said.
2 years ago
Go fish!
2 years ago
Ah, go easy on the guy, it sounds like he just figured out sex.
2 years ago
If you're having sex with barrels, I suppose.
2 years ago
ya well he's ahead of me then!
2 years ago
I did not authorize this news story. But I do understand that young American (I used to get pitted frequently, yeah dude!).
2 years ago
So after you get pitted, does your sphincter return to a normal diameter and tone or does it stay dilated like an olive's?
2 years ago
He's hot and apparently retarded, but that's a good thing. Most retards are hung like horses and you can talk them into just about anything.
2 years ago
The subject does appear to be under the influence of some sort of a controlled substance. Possibly a depressant, hallucinogen or simple excessive alcohol consumption. Only a thorough field evaluation along with a urinalysis test would ascertain the substance of choice. O.K., back to my donut.
2 years ago
What??
2 years ago
BEST BARREL ROLL
2 years ago
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
2 years ago
The only way I figured out that this dude was a surfer and not Canadian was the lack of "Eh's."
2 years ago
Cool.

Thanks for the "stereotype".

And ya wonder why you're such a dufus.

Jayzus.
2 years ago
This post was especially for you, eh.
2 years ago
Very special, Mr. Bunker.

Tanksalot.
2 years ago
oohhh he went All in the famliy on ya LOL
2 years ago
Think he has been dumped and hit his head on the sand a few too many times......
2 years ago
o...m...g...
2 years ago
lmfao. Wow.
2 years ago
Come on, cut the dude some slack. He's the world's only living brain donor.
2 years ago
shut up billboat i hate you
2 years ago
alias!
2 years ago
No, say it ain't so, say it ain't so. I see the old Throbber has pulled all of his out of retirement to back him up. Talk about an army of one.
2 years ago
But RF, that was poetry. So eloquent. A thrust and parry to rival the best. I am mortally wounded.
2 years ago
Yeah, I think so.
2 years ago
LONG LIVE SPICOLI!
2 years ago
LOL was that the guy ridgemount high ?
2 years ago
"Wooh...it's cool. My dad's got a bitchin set of tools."
2 years ago
We need another Vietnam to thin out his ranks a little. Oh, wait.

Tasty waves in Iraq, brah!
2 years ago
Charlie don't surf!
2 years ago
Sir! isn't it a little dangerous for R
2 years ago
Hes gotta be fuckin with the reporter.
2 years ago
reporter? id be fuckin the newscaster mmmmmmmmmmmmm blondes so tasty and low in cholesterol
2 years ago
Whaapacck!!
2 years ago
Whoa, whata bust! Only thing good bout this vid was it's in Huntington Beach, CA, which is my hometown. I grew up in the days of the longboard... my first was 9'4".. a virtual PLANK~! LMAO.... took two of us to carry it.. i was only 13... and the only girl at the time to surf with the guys; can you guess my nickname then??
But of course... Gidget! Wow... the good ole' days! California Dreamin.... la la la
2 years ago
Sapaahhhhhh!!! Classic!
2 years ago
Why judge his form of expressing himself? He is high on the power of the ocean and the wonders of nature. When he is surfing it is most likely the only time he is NOT high on crack. He expressed himself well. Sometimes words just don't convey the emotions people feel. It is nessary to moved around, and make sounds, in order to share the fantastic (to him)experience as he felt it. It affected him...let him have it!
2 years ago
DON"T hate... What is the demographic group commenting?
2 years ago
i totally understood him. I'm fluent in surfer, jive, and pig latin. And I'm on the 3rd cd learning spanglish.
2 years ago
Quite commendable, but can you speak Beatnik,
or the secret slang of English poets who perished at the Somme?
I'm learning Urdu from the workers who harvest my poppy field.
Good luck in your future efforts to communicate with your fellow humans.
2 years ago
I,m bilingual.........english.....and foul
2 years ago
This STILL cracks me the fuck up.
2 years ago
same here. this is the funniest i have seen
2 years ago
Fuck You damnthatojeda you Cunt!
2 years ago
snappy comeback 5 days ago
2 years ago
Fuck You Cunt! You Cocksucker! Fuck You Bitch!
2 years ago
can you spell IQ?
2 years ago
he was fucking around. It's so obvious... his buddies were probably giggling off to the side.
2 years ago
Zis young man looks like he was in the Waffen SS. Do oyu haf his telephone number?
1 year ago
first
1 year ago
My penis is truly huge.
1 year ago
I thought that was my old roommate!

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