Microsoft Surface Parody

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1 year ago
I Didn't Find it Good. But i thought The Table at the Bar was Pretty sweet, when the drink went down adn the bubbles. cooool
1 year ago
World of Warcraft calls, NERD
1 year ago
Microsoft's advertizing schemes make it's users seem as technologically inept as Mac users. Seriously.

Watch Microsoft execs be total jackasses when they try to make multi-input systems an open architecture. And their GUI has nothing on beryl.

The bottom line is that none of this is innovation. physical representations of files has been something in the works since the early 2000's, multi input devices were created long before microsoft took interest in them. In fact, microsoft didn't even make their product. They purchased it off another company. They've done very little work on actually creating applications and leave that for third parties even though they'll eventually have a Microsoft logo on them. Microsoft is basically going to fuck this technology over for everyone.
1 year ago
NERD ALERT
1 year ago
NERD ALERT!!!!!!!
1 year ago
what the f? leave him alone- grueslayer's totally right.
1 year ago
NO HES A FUCKING FAGGOT NERD
1 year ago
Ace, your comments never cease to make me want to bitch slap you back the ward you escaped from.
1 year ago
I bet ya "aceinyourface" is one of two things"

-A pukey little teenager, who runs around with his baggie pants almost to his knees, and has a cell phone growing outta his ear;

- A pukey youngish turd, who did time, and had his sorry bitch-ass raped in prison.

Either way ya cut it, he's a total fuckhead.
1 year ago
Way to go ace. The first real truth said on this string.
1 year ago
LMAO. What the hell you guys?

xD
1 year ago
NERD
1 year ago
All I know is Ace is funny as fuk!
1 year ago
This thing would ruin table dancing at bars. Knowing my luck some drunk ass buddy would puke all over the damn thing or fall through it. Of course seeing him fry like a convicted murderer would make up for it.

I think that Mircosoft execs proved what kind of jackasses they were with Vista, and I'm sure there are plenty of other examples.
1 year ago
maybe if its a table dance u can knock the sweat beads off that ass.lol
1 year ago
He wouldn't fry. The image is projected. As far as I've been able to tell, most of the inside of it is empty.
1 year ago
first!
1 year ago
Ima buy u a drank and drink it On my big ass table monitor
1 year ago
OHH Just go and ruin my fun Rhapsodisaic. :P Its not like the thing really exists. Chances are they created the images on the screen with an editing program like Final Cut Pro or After Effects. At any rate even if it was projected then he'd get a projecter up the ass. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
1 year ago
Sorry, but yes this thing does exist. Take a loot at popularmechanics[dot]com/technology/industry/4217348.html. And I agree with grueslayer, none of this is new - it's just the first time anyone's put it all together in one box!
1 year ago
That is hilarious. Can't wait to get my iPhone. June 29! WooT. Just hope it matches my coffee table
1 year ago
May be = maybe May be = maybe May be = maybe May be = maybe
1 year ago
MICROSOFT = LAME
1 year ago
I think it's a pretty cool idea. The thing is meant for businesses right now and in that role it seems great.
1 year ago
yeah i'm sure pizza huts are lining up for a little pacman with the buffet.. oh wait they had these in the '80's??
1 year ago
nanotechnology will usurp this HCI device. we'll soon have walls painted w/HD visuals and tactile inputs. after that (and some user training), infrared pickups can monitor your biofeedback, and that will become a mode of navigation.

that is, unless you're a douglas fir noggin.

1 year ago
Big ass table.

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