it hath begun....SOON, out of the bathers and nonbathers, those withe the laughing wind and those belching forth TORRENTS, will the elected rise, from the schooboys of China, THOUSANDS of barbarians will feel the yell of our dices until HE, HE, wins, WHO will gamble their eyes like lightening?
in the last few days, there will be no clucking, no self-forgotten, no impudence from fellows imported from Africa, now the cry, dont stop! please dont stop!, then why dont you envy me? what exhibitionism
I know this was just a commercial, but I was sitting here going, "Oh No! Oh No! Say it isn't true!". LOL. Poor girl. Is that really based on a true story? Wonder if the guy called her!
I mean, really though, a girl should wait until at least the SECOND date before leaving a present like that. Or better yet, wait until she finds out the guy is a shit, and leave it as token of her feelings. Or, wait until the relationship falls to shit.
Hey, who knew I could be cynical? LOL
And I really wish I had better vids to watch and comment upon.
*note to self. Can't date FTB. Once she finds out I'm a typical male asshole, she will be hopped up on ex-lax when she leaves me my gift, unless I just go ahead and beat her to the punch.*
used, all I can say is, LMAO. That was a riot. Oh wait. It was OFF da RIM!
I'll be pumpin up da pimp juice and dropping dimes all over your whip while I'm bendin corners! LOL! How'd I do?
Dropping dimes, huh? What kinda dirt you got? I already know that Randal likes to wear womens thongs and cowboy boots while prancing around in front of a mirror, while using pliers to twist his own nipples while blazing a glass dick.
omgwtflolz> HUH?? It's a shitty comercial about a lock. What does Sherlock have to do with this, I shit you not Watson, it's elementry, you know "LOCK".
Stay with the program "Sherlock". I like your 'tard remark though. lol
No, mitercut and useddouchebag look again, very, very closely, you 'tards must be blinder then a brick-bat. In case you don't get it, I was refering to the lock or should have I been more accurate and put DOOR in front of LOCK, get it now!! DUMBASS SHITTURDS!! OH, I MEAN-'TARDS!!
I sure the fuck wasn't talking to you, you short fat pineapple eating bitch! Not only are you blind, but you are dumb as shit! Was I even talking to you?
You MUST have been talking about my comment and/or omgwtflolz' comment. We both mentoned " 'tard". By the way, I was refering to your response, just above my forth post. Details, douchebag, details, do you understand " COMPREHENSION " Let me eduh'ma'kate'cha this once, and this only one time. Three (3), I repeat, three (3) things about comprehending on what you read (or see).
1. READ IT.
2. REFLECT on it (understanding).
3. RESPOND (hopefully, truely, undertanding).
OKAY!! Alriiighty then, COMPREHENSION 101 is OOVVEERRRR!!!! YAAHH!!!!
It would be funny if I was a "SHORT, FAT, PINEAPPLE EATING BITCH" It would shock, HAHAHAHA!!!!!! (pardon my pun) the "SHIT" out of my family and friends. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DAAAAMMNN!!! SSHHIIITTT!!! U GOT IT NOW? DICKWEED!! (opps, I mean douchebag, oops again, forgot "used") my bad.
Heed your own advice dumbass. I was referring to omgwtflolz in my comment. Your comment may have been directed at Miter, but should not have included me, hence:
1.READ IT.
2. REFLECT on it (understanding).
3. RESPOND (hopefully, truely, undertanding).
Not sure if you are (a) truly a dumbass, (b) tired and groggy due to binge drinking some pineapple juice and vodka, (c) just not paying attention and letting your anger get the best of you. I hope C for your sake.
So once you reread and understand what the fuck I'm saying, then comment. Until then STF up.
I reread it and since my comment was indented to the post above the FUCKING COMMENT WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU!!!!!!!
Once you comprehend everything you will surely feel like a dumbass for running off at the mouth and were WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Who's the tard now, bitch?
I'm just curious, why did damnhawiian use "my bad". I know I've seen that here before. Riza, I think miter too. Is it a common phrase? If so, what does it mean? And why are so many "different" people using it? Just wondering!
Hey !! used, I finally had a chance to really study the comments, MAJOR MISSUNDERSTANDING, I see that my first post was just on the video, I didn't read any other posts, my second and third posts reflected on each other, I saw the owg's post, commented, then miters post, commented, then your post and when I saw the remark about being a short fat pinepple eating bitch, I had to laugh, I laughed a long time before I wrote back, I love humor, I write to get reaction. Yes I missread some of the postings, and I APOLOGIZE. I hope that in future posts we'll get to know each other better, you seem to be a cool person. Anyway, MELE' KALIKIMAKA and HAU'OLI MAKAHIKI HOU. HAWAIIAN FOR MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. I really am Hawaiian, some haole' (whiteman) friend gave me that nickname. Take care now, EH! 12 /2007 into 2008 shaka(peace)
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