a scooter is any two-wheeled vehicle with an automatic transmission, so far as i can tell. i do know that a moped is similar but has bicycle pedals on it. you can either pedal un-powered or use the pedals to start the moped.
Wait....have you had your meds? "closest to first...", hmmmm.......seems like you've relapsed. Desire for first? Wishing for first? Hoping for first, even knowing once you've gotten your first it will diminish you...make you hollow....a person with no further goals....! ! !
Good grief man, get hold of yourself...! ! !
...well, you probably don't want to get too close to canadamama anyway...unless you've had your shots.
I see you are familiar with my history on the subject of first. Yes, I flirted with the thought, the hunger awoke. I have it back under contrl. thanks for your concern. I mean, big deal, getting first. Who needs it.
I called my sponsor, bigtimetom. He helped me through it (and he got another first whilst I was distracted by the conversation).
Hello kiddies, just dropped by to say howdy. Hope all the good Glumbertians are well, and all the miserable whining tools are as unhappy as always. Stay cool, all well in Bill world.
If I didn't know any better, I would say this reminds me a bit of quite a few movies I've... almost been in.
Come to think of it, this particular little clip does bring one specific scenario to mind.
A while back, there was a series of videos called Extreme machines.
Yeah, one of those movies that has no attempt to be interesting added at any point whatsoever, but rather takes a weak stab at being educational in a fun way for the kiddies. And of course, you can't forget that guy with the big voice that talks for the entire duration explaining god knows what to an audience that probably doesn't give a flying fuck anyway.
Anyway, I'm guessing you guys wouldn't be interested in all the fine details.. let's just say that you should never arrive on the set after a drinking contest.
That fuzzy guy in the folding chair will probably be pissed off.
Hey, Glumbert!
May I suggest adding a captcha somewhere on the sign up page?
We've got two bots on this website so far, and I think thats enough.
There's probably like a cutomer service feature or something here on the website;
But I'm too lazy to look for it.
You probably won't get a chance to read this...
Oh well.
None of this is of any concern to me. I have genitals the size of Poland and no worries about anything. The election is a sideshow, the world economy a minor irritation.
Anyone with huge private parts - male or female - should join me by phoning 07833552104
Good luck with coming to terms with your miniscule members!!!!
canucky you got to give 1396 points for being funny ,Happy thanks giving guys and gals in Canada. Celebrate by bringing some food stuff to the food banks we need your help .
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