glumbert

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First of all, Moped racing!? really? get the f*** outta here. Dude give up on life, your moped racing and second you suck at it.

closest to first I have been in a long time.

Athough I'm too big for that it looks like it would be fun.

Something for Mitercut, when he finishes putting up that buck.
http://television.aol.com/tvtop5/vigilante-justice-boston-legal/2269234/BOW

Isn't souping up a scooter for racing, like stabbing someone with a ear of corn.

I think he might be brain damaged from a prior wreck ... poor fella.

Hello kiddies, just dropped by to say howdy. Hope all the good Glumbertians are well, and all the miserable whining tools are as unhappy as always. Stay cool, all well in Bill world.

BTW, Pacmansex, you are one twisted little lady. Tres kewl!

Haha, thats what he gets for moped racing...

wasn't that one of those chimpazees that rides a bike? Vespa fags should stay at home watching kiddie porn where they belong, and wearing black.

Hey hey hey!

If I didn't know any better, I would say this reminds me a bit of quite a few movies I've... almost been in.

Come to think of it, this particular little clip does bring one specific scenario to mind.
A while back, there was a series of videos called Extreme machines.
Yeah, one of those movies that has no attempt to be interesting added at any point whatsoever, but rather takes a weak stab at being educational in a fun way for the kiddies. And of course, you can't forget that guy with the big voice that talks for the entire duration explaining god knows what to an audience that probably doesn't give a flying fuck anyway.

Anyway, I'm guessing you guys wouldn't be interested in all the fine details.. let's just say that you should never arrive on the set after a drinking contest.
That fuzzy guy in the folding chair will probably be pissed off.

Hey, Glumbert!
May I suggest adding a captcha somewhere on the sign up page?
We've got two bots on this website so far, and I think thats enough.
There's probably like a cutomer service feature or something here on the website;
But I'm too lazy to look for it.
You probably won't get a chance to read this...
Oh well.

*customer*.. I'm going to blame that on the fact that I was up till 3:00 last night.
Yeah.

None of this is of any concern to me. I have genitals the size of Poland and no worries about anything. The election is a sideshow, the world economy a minor irritation.

Anyone with huge private parts - male or female - should join me by phoning 07833552104

Good luck with coming to terms with your miniscule members!!!!

By the way.......

Happy Thanksgiving Day to the fellow Canucks hereabouts.

Hope all is well with you and yours.

SPECIAL MESSAGE TO BILLBOAT:

Bill......could you please come up with a way for me to contact you? If you can make a trip to the GTA this week, I think you'll get a kick out of it.

canucky you got to give 1396 points for being funny ,Happy thanks giving guys and gals in Canada. Celebrate by bringing some food stuff to the food banks we need your help .