glumbert - Stomach Party

Did you get the t-shirt that says:
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor?

Now that Goldie & Gym have mastered tequila, they qualify for the
next level - turpentine!

goldbardeb

3 months ago

Turpentine... hmmmm.

I don't know about DRINKING it, but I bet miter can teach me some fun explosive tricks to do with that normally stinky liquid.

I'm thinking something kinda "fall-ish".... Halloween is coming up...

jurassic

3 months ago

We always put on a show for the neighbourhood kids on Halloween. Usually involves a human 'sacrifice'. The kids love it, though we got a visit from the cops last year.

Some moron actually thought I was killing someone with a chainsaw......in front of 30 witnesses!

ratbastard

3 months ago

We couldn't imagine a lady like you doing something stupid like that. Did you wake up in the back of a pick up truck without your underwear?

jurassic

3 months ago

Sticks and stones%u2026..and car crashes, plane crashes, falling buildings, Godzilla, base jumping, dating Rosie O%u2019 Donnel, giving the finger to Hells Angels, walking a tightrope, jay walking, skiing, Osteoporosis, etc, can break my bones, but ratbastards can never hurt me

turbocop99

3 months ago

Fake.

obxsurfergirl

3 months ago

I knew tequilla was a bad idea ... why does it always seem like a good idea at the time???

thebug

3 months ago

Tequila is not the bad idea, the results are.

ratbastard

3 months ago

you should try mescal a true i dont know why i fucked that------------------

sven666

3 months ago

RB, you aren't old enough to fuck anything. I have this supreme worry that you will post pics of your pubes when you get them.

datelinepredator

3 months ago

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.

mako100

3 months ago

...or the doomsday briefcase in the hands of a Bush aide.

shakarra

3 months ago

HAHAHA!

surferbum22

3 months ago

A better version of that routine is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0AJPqKybs

skidmarks

3 months ago

Surferbum, from that link i ended up on this link regarding meths, had no intentions of trying it, but this would put you off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvcxo8p5XAk&feature=related

surferbum22

2 months ago

yeah skid that is a fucked up video.. I'd never do drugs...they're fucked up. P.S. that band that is playing in the background sucks.

chaz

3 months ago

Funny stuff, video and most of the posts.....

Martini's do that to me. Tequilla? Only once, and that was in Tijuana....ran into a "special" there one day - a bar was selling tequilla along with lunch, at half price, AND two for one...sooooooooo, it was like four shots for the price of one, and man, do I love a bargain! Took advantage of it several times during what was supposed to be lunch....don't recall much about the rest of that day, but it sure was a cheap meal.

While I was there, I bought a for-by-god-real Rolex too, yessiree, absolutely genu-wine $6000 Rolex, on sale, of course. Like, for $20. Lots of shops were selling them. Could have had probably 40 more tequilla shots for that, but then, tequlla can't tell time. Of course, neither could I by the time I finished "lunch".

Many years later, I still have the watch, sort of a memento of my tequilla encounter...and it still runs pretty good. Actually I never actually wore the thing....just showed it off to my work associates...remarkably faithul reproduction of the real thing. Runs a little slow, tho'...loses about a day a week, but what the hell, I'm retired and nobody expects me to know what day it is anyway.

Now, excuse me while I frost up a martini glass....it's half-past Thursday, and almost cocktail hour.

jurassic

3 months ago

LOL! Good post chaz!

gabehorn

2 months ago

I saw this bit live at the Improv in Tempe, AZ......in 2001. Glum diggin in the archives I see.

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