Star Wars Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It

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First:em25em
10 months ago
FIRST
10 months ago
dang it!
10 months ago
the only people who watch star wars are fat pathethic losers like qlanettint and his star trek buddies.
10 months ago
infinity was banned from the local petting zoo
what a sick fuck
10 months ago
No way, Star Wars was way ahead of its time. My kids loved those movies today. And I don't care if that makes me a geek. Its just the fall of the roman empire, with spaceships.

Ok, the plot was completely repetitive, I mean two death stars destroyed in 3 movies? What the dark side can't do a fucking FMEA after losing the first one? And Jar Jar Binks was completely fucking gay, and should have died a horrible death.

Star Trek, while actually more believeable, is infinitely more gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
10 months ago
Seeing as how you've got Anakin, "the chosen one", born of a virgin, seeing as how Mos Eisley looks like Jeruselem/Bethlehem, and seeing as how stupid people all over the world love it, you would think Star Wars would be adored by people like Stream-O'.
The part I love is when The Chosen One goes to the dark side.
10 months ago
Yes redshift, there are lots of Judeo-Christian elements in Star Wars. Also western themes, hero and anti-hero themes....I will readily admit that I love Star Wars, as do my two children.
9 months ago
Did you pick up on my slam there?
The Chosen One, i.e. Jesus..
My favorite part when he goes to the dark side..?
Damn, I hate it when my jokes get missed..
9 months ago
I see the Roman reference, but I think your Jesus reference is a bit lame. When was Anakin born of a virgin? Anyway, at least its futuristic, so his momma might have been artificially enseminated.

How does Mos Eisley look like Jeruselem/Bethlehem? Did the Jedi robes confuse you? Was it them Jawas Jewing Luke down on his landspeeder? Or is Jawa really just a clever term for Jew? Hmmm....

And I caught your slam, but when watching movies with your kids, the level of enjoyable movie stupidity goes down considerably. It was either Star Wars, or Barney.

But you've sided with Canuck, so perhaps you've also gone to the dark side?
9 months ago
I got your joke red, don't worry....

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