What If Starbucks Marketed Like A Church?

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First:psytoxic
11 months ago
ZOMG
this film sux0rs!
11 months ago
First?
11 months ago
If there's anything I hate it's them selfrighteous motto spewing coffee zealots. I mean, I like coffee and all that, but those block heads who just think they have the TRUE coffee, and YOU DON'T....man, that just jams my shorts.
11 months ago
hahaha, jams your shorts... I wanna know what that looks like. Post videos, please.
11 months ago
It's a super-wedgie, and I tried to take a shot of it but couldn't get a good angle myself, and the wife refused to hold the camera...can't imagine why, but she's funny that way. So use your imagination.
11 months ago
Java-lujah!!! hahaha!!!
11 months ago
not sure if Starsmucks or the Cult of Christ got it worse in that one.
11 months ago
I prefer milk in my coffee, not Christianity
11 months ago
They "don't water their coffee down, just pure coffee", that's rough, consuming the dry grounds, or perhaps chewing your own beans, but from pain shall come the cleansing of the spirit, and the colon.

Praise the Mighty Bean!
11 months ago
I am a tea drinker. CHAI Means Canadians Help American Imperium
11 months ago
Starbucks and Clusterfucks. Now that would be a great combo...
11 months ago
They worked hard and spent a lot of time in production, casting and editing ...

Its just not funny? Sorry, just my opinion.
11 months ago
You are not alone.
11 months ago
That was a complete waste of time.
11 months ago
there is no starbucks in franklin cnty mass.
11 months ago
'Latte' the righteous word flow free! (let)

'Java' think about what's out there? (d'ya'ever)

Mocca me not for I am the second coming (mock)

Oh, and can I have one of those ham and cheese quiches please

Here's my loyalty card...

(hint, ten consecutive turn-ups to church and you get a free 'BELIEVERS LATTE' might work)

Or not if Stream'O'Bullshit's preaching
11 months ago
Who can afford Starbucks coffee? I think its $6.00 per cup. I can only occasionally pay $2.00 for equally good Dunkin coffee.

As we head into this deep recession only the recipients of our taxpayer bailout money will be buying coffee at Starbucks.
11 months ago
11 months ago
The style, the way the whole thing is done, reminds me of that Jedi Academy clip a while back. I'm thinking same producers.
11 months ago
Coffee is lame
11 months ago
I do like coffee better than church.

But if there is a God, maybe I should be thanking him for coffee beans?
3 months ago
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3 weeks ago
JAVALLUJAH!

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