Spider Mating Gets Strange

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First:missy75
9 months ago
FIRST...HAHA, LOSERS...BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT ALL WEEK! CRAZY!
9 months ago
dick
9 months ago
That was Canuck1963 trying to get a date with Ann Coulter. She blew him off, of course, like she always does with that loser. Next time she'll just eat him.
9 months ago
Just fuck her already!!!
9 months ago
It's a strange world that we live in
9 months ago
The movements were kind of cool, but the sound was terrible.
9 months ago
If that's how they go about mating no fucking wonder half the guys get eaten by the chicks.
9 months ago
At the last second he realized he was gay.
9 months ago
That was probably the bitch wanting some foreplay but it sounded like he was trying to kick start his pecker.
9 months ago
Is the female glued to a pin?
9 months ago
I've said it a hundred times. I don't care if its in the hottest club, a Star Trek convention or while standing on a piece of wire mesh: the robot dance never wins over the babes.
9 months ago
She is like a statue. Guess it turns her on as much as it does me. She probably wants a smart conversation before having sex.
9 months ago
Well if I banged my dick on the floor that hard, I don't know if I would want some action rather I'd be icing the bastid down.

Pretty bad that male spiders have to put the female spiders in a trance in order to get some, but then again hopefully when he's done she would still be in the trance; there would be no pillow talk. The lucky SOB.
9 months ago
I felt like I was being hypnotized too! How bizarre!
9 months ago
DON'T STOP!!!
9 months ago
Please baby please, please baby baby please!
9 months ago
lol towards the end sounded like someone trying to start up a rusty old car... its funny, he's exhausting himself for the sex which she isnt even bothered about, and then afterwards she's gonna flip him over and eat him. not such a lucky SOB as douchebag would have us believe. As i don't mean eat him in a good way....
9 months ago
eeewwww gross, couldn't finish this one.
9 months ago
I think they recorded it on a seismograph or a polygraph- that's how they picked up the vibes so well.. ??? maybe I think they are some sort of jumping spiders- they are really interesting arachnids. :)
9 months ago
Translated from Arachnid.. 'C'mom baby.. suck my thorax.. it's my birthday.. I would kill or die to make it with you..'

Her response (Ultrasonic) 'You'd die for me? That's so sweet.. as you're gonna be..'
9 months ago
all that suspense and we didn't even get to see the act itself? That was like a soap opera or soft porn for spiders. I wanna see the up close action!
9 months ago
Looked like she was unimpressed...
9 months ago
Even after all his begging she still dated that jerk, Steve.

He had a motorcycle.
9 months ago
Its amazing what a guy has to do to get laid. Poor little fucker.
9 months ago
Why did it cut off at the end? To give them some privacy?
9 months ago
FUCK SOFTCORE PORN god damn he cut the camera off right when they were about to FUXXX , and WTF IS UP WITH THAT NOISE?????????? FFS god damn my pinky toe hurts i dropped a pallet on it at work sunday and i can barely walk, time to file for medicare???????????
9 months ago
Honest word of advice there Ace. Soak your foot in warm water for a few minutes then in ice water as long as you can then repeat a few times. Unless it's broken this will lessen the pain and swelling.
9 months ago
thx? yea weird vid.
9 months ago
You're welcome.
9 months ago
Jokes on him...it was a mannequin spider...he was wasting his time...she doesn't have a hole to put it in.
7 months ago
that made my sis laugh but it was very intresting.....-_-
2 months ago
One spider is putting the other spider in a trans, that is so the other spider does not attack and kill the other one. My nephew has a transula and this is how I learned how they breed. Pretty kewl! It's no song and dance! :o)
6 days ago
Holy shit you better do what he says. O.o

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