Slightly specious reasoning, to assume that simply because the hypothetical fake was representative of an actual species of spider, it must be a genuine IN the video.
Even if it was real, this still isn't interesting, because the spider didn't do anything.
that thing was huge. That's totally messed up. Could you imagine that thing jumping down onto your face while you're sleeping? Or crawling into your pants in the middle of the night?
I've had a few big huntsmans in my house before...... 6" across, but not quite that big.
They don't bother me much because they eat the other spiders that you need to worry about, oh yeah, and it is great entertainment when the missus comes across one!
They are placid and can be handled, but will bite if provoked.
I remember waking up one Saturday when I was about 11 years old with one about this big on the ceiling directly above me.
It's also common for them to get into cars here during summer. Especially if you park under a gum tree.
Lots of stories about people pulling down the sun visor as they are driving along and seeing one of these sitting there looking at them.
They are quite thin and crawl into the gap between the car doors and crawl in when you open the doors. Also they get into the car through the air vents.
But, as posted earlier, not very aggressive to humans. Usually use a broom to shoo them out of the house. (not so easy in a car, hehe)
Yeah, I remember having a HUGE one on my car. Looked in the rear view mirror and saw it run down the back window. Couldn't tell if it was inside the car or outside so pulled up and it was on the rear bumper.
Brushed him off and kept going.
I thought it was also funny. On the other hand, only a useddouchebad would refer to dubya as "the Bush Administration" notice the capitals. Run home to your mother you proud yankee fuck.
haha i would not be in there long enough to even pick up a camcorder, let alone press 'record' and stand there for 2 minutes flashing a torch on and off at it... haha all you'd see would be a blur as i sprinted out the ffing room!!!
Well, it's just a mosquito bite. Stay in bed for a couple of days and you'll be right as rain.
A mosquito?
Ah, yes. Well, I suppose I'd better come clean. You see a mosquito is what we in the medical profession call very very small. So small, in fact, that it couldn't possibly make off with the whole leg.
This was done by something else. What we call: Felis horribilus.
And what's that.
A Tiger.
A Tiger?
Yes.
In Africa?
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And that, dear Glumbert buddies, is where the whole scene falls down. This spider is clearly not in Africa. Must have happened on a holiday.
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