Valedictorian Gives Unforgettable Speech

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1 year ago
Me, AGAIN?
1 year ago
impostkiller did nutella in is jocks then ate it.
1 year ago
Wow, that's deep. What are you, 4 years old?
1 year ago
firts
1 year ago
1rst!
1 year ago
Infinity = qlanettint
1 year ago
hahhha!!!!
1 year ago
technically 2nd, i call 1rst!
1 year ago
Way to go.
1 year ago
grrrr
1 year ago
anatano puidoru tono sei kankei wo yuusu ru
1 year ago
the gods of glumbertania could have done better.
1 year ago
his hair looks like a bloomin onion.
1 year ago
LOL!
1 year ago
Later. Gotta go. Be good.
1 year ago
that was uncalled for.
1 year ago
be good? no.
1 year ago
Oh, lighten up. I'm just kidding. I do actually have a sense of humor.
1 year ago
are you SURE?
1 year ago
testing testing........ testing 1 2 2....... 2 ........I think think ....he wasn't being ing ing funny.... shame.....shame....ame....
infinity not bad---me make mistake you get free smash to my skull---you come to my cave we drink mastadon brain wine and smoke the funny flower I smash some dinner for you and your harem then we go see grundd he can make fire!
1 year ago
lol i don't really want to bash anyone's skull. please, though, if you were a caveman you wouldn't be ysing a computer. anyway, could you please speak normal english for a little while?
1 year ago
Infinity = qlanettint
caveman? ha ha I get it I never thought of that------whats a computer I have magic window---speak to who? whos normal english? have to go now need to hump something stinky
1 year ago
it really does.
1 year ago
Infinity = qlanettint
1 year ago
go away twowords
1 year ago
shame theres nothing under it.
1 year ago
Infinity = qlanettint
1 year ago
qlanettint = twowords
1 year ago
Incorrect, shithead!
1 year ago
Good thing this video is forgettable...
1 year ago
...but at least it's a video...a bone to a starving audience...a diversion from the insipid, at least for a moment....................
1 year ago
anatano inu ga tsui teiru anarusekkusu de juuji suru.
1 year ago
Chaz.. you're right man I%u2019m glad they did post something new.. Gave me a reason to come out and post but i will continue to lurk in the shadows of glumbertania or whatever the hell they're calling this place now. I see it's filled vagabonds and transients and what..who.. A fucking caveman.. It's comedy central over here now.. but no one is laughing.
1 year ago
Attention seeker! Not a bad speech for a high school class clown, it does take a certain amount of courage to make public speeches. It is the #1 phobia. Although valedictorian candidates who include racist and sexual remarks shouldn't be considered, someone who has worked and proven themselves should. I went to school in the UK in the 1970s and if this fellow would have spoken in such a way then, he would have been removed by the ear lobe.
1 year ago
i liked his hair
1 year ago
Valedictorian's are elected????? By the student body??? That brings it down to a popularity contest of your peers. I thought if there were those with the same GPA, the teachers decided who was valedictorian. You can have 20 out of a hundred with 4.0's and go from 20 in the teacher's eyes to 1st in your class. I don't know, this doesn't make sense to me. At first I thought the video was mislabeled and that this was an election for student body president (another popularity contest). But hey, maybe this is one of the schools that doesn't have grades......okay...then this makes sense...no..not really.
1 year ago
cajun smells used underware
1 year ago
douseiaisha dearu
1 year ago
No, not me, not that I have anything against them. Just not my type of cheero. Unless you were talking about a1bix. And isn't it douseiaisha de aru? instead of dearu?
1 year ago
funny, but of no consequence
1 year ago
just like your post
1 year ago
He's a bit boring, I'm sure someone else won. Someone who didn't get stoned before he/she went on.
1 year ago
lol. or soemone that doesnt like his teachers.... milk jugs
1 year ago
lets all get stoned and drunk
1 year ago
I enjoyed his ability to get above the typical jitters accompanying such occasions...he's a born something-or-other, whether comic or politician, I'm not sure.

But it was fun to watch.
1 year ago
he is a born shit like you
ha ha ha
1 year ago
hai osu n niwatori no kyuuban kono nouryoku ido wo eran dedekiruyoudearu.
1 year ago
This guy has a good way of entertaining the crowd ... I love how he feels so confident up there and just throws arrows here and there. I would have voted for him !

Oh yeah I forgot ... I love nice racks too !
1 year ago
1 year ago
budweiser is shit so are u
1 year ago
Ted - do you do this professionally?

Did Bud pay you to seed?
1 year ago
Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe!
1 year ago
(fucking close to water.)
1 year ago
Drivel.
1 year ago
yay arseface is back. just wondering, do you ever make a comment related to a clip other than "drivel"?
1 year ago
Thought his speech was pretty funny - delivery was good and he sounded pretty articulate. Don't see too many kids his age able to carry this off without sounding contrived or mawkish

I would vote for him unless there was a chick with a nice rack seeking erection...sorry...election
1 year ago
Arse, come on drivel? not that bad, i couldn't do anything like this, public speaking is tough, bestman once for my friend, couldn't eat with nerves until the speech was over, it's not easy.

ted1080 is on a salary, there's some pretty hot x rated bud ads doing the rounds on the black market..
1 year ago
OK, he is confident and appeals to his audience. But I'm afraid I find him irritating in that smart arse American way. Do you know what I mean?

More importantly - what is this ted1080 all about? Glumbert should be monitoring backdoor promotions on this site. What next?

COME TO ARSEFACE'S GARAGE SALE ON TUESDAY!
LOADS OF BARGAINS!
I'M SELLING MY WIFE FOR £1!
FREE BEER!
1 year ago
ok..that's disturbing..your a girl AND you have a wife...
1 year ago
1 year ago
Good morning Skids ,Mako, AF...I've seen high school students, and in comparison, This kid was pretty sharp.

Remember he's in high school still.

Sounds Canadian?

Well,I'm off to court to plea insanity to some judge, Perhaps a reduction in a speeding ticket? lol
1 year ago
i can vouch for the insanity if needed in court !

just found myself dancing to some old rave music in my office, now is this the equivalent of seeing my dad dancing to status Quo or led zeplin in the 80's, it's a worry
1 year ago
Just get the court to read your Glumbert transcripts and they will admit your insanity plea no worries! :-)

Best of luck mate!
1 year ago
Welcome back!
1 year ago
hi skidz
Thanks to the internet there's actually plenty of high school arrogant fucktards like this who think they're hilarious.
1 year ago
im a "fucktard"? ok, whatever.
1 year ago
Randall you never answered my question..man..
1 year ago
skidmarks its worse than seeing your dad dance because you know its wrong in the first place.
1 year ago
konnichiha watashi ha hokano tameno ooku no ten wo yuushi , watashi ni onaji wo atae rukotowo nozomu
1 year ago
Just rub some cream on it. It should clear up
1 year ago
hey, mako's back too!
1 year ago
good afternoon infin
1 year ago
hey skid..it's morning here, lol
1 year ago
This kazuki character has the potential to become one of the most annoying shits on Glumbert.
1 year ago
I donno arse, the competition for that position is intense lately.
1 year ago
originnaly the M.A.P. was supposed to be either me or bigbad, but i stopped and bigbad..well, lets forget about him for a little while. so yes, that leaves either qlanettint or kazuki.
1 year ago
1 year ago
drink all day! be sick on your bed!
(i hope qlanettint falls and breaks it's head.)
1 year ago
(and dies)
1 year ago
qlane.... every thought of some funny jokes?

I mean the wife jokes arent funny anymore and all you can talk about is her stench.. Try a new line of material... Give Pauly Shore a call i heard he's got some new jokes for ya..
1 year ago
qlanettint because he ccan'r be nice to save his life..and kazuki because he hasn't yet spoken english. bigbad still has pottential, being that he can't just type without saying utterly retarded tripe that sounds like it's from the stone age.
Type? whats that? I just grunt at my magic window and you talk back--- I already ask you if you want to smoke the funny flower the we both be in stone age
1 year ago
now i know ull be ticked at me imposterkiller, but i must say it. arseface is a cunt. worse than qlanettint.
1 year ago
the most annoying on glumbert is either bigbad, arseface, qlanettint (who is an imposter and highly vulgar) or this new "kazuki" guy who can't even speak english. time to vote:
1 year ago
Well, you know my vote, and leave Arse out of this. He's a good guy, just a little frustrated with recent goings on here I imagine.
1 year ago
yeah, ok fine. actually, i dont know your vote. please clarify.
1 year ago
and don't you mean "she"?
1 year ago
Qlanettint
1 year ago
ok good
1 year ago
backbone -

save some others the trouble.
1 year ago
This was Funny........The Pittsburgh Penguin shirt made it that much better to.
1 year ago
hey imposterkiller, i got the song "bring it" working, as well as adding bring it on by godsmack, if you want to hear either one (bring it is from Snakes On a Plane.) but now Mr. Hahn isn't working, the first one on the list and my original favorite sing =P at least bring it on by gossmack will partially make up for my loss.
1 year ago
strange...3 hours and no one has posted ANYTHING. this place has been like a ghost town.../website
1 year ago
Perhaps your presence here has had something to do with that. Between you, the incredibly coarse qlane, and this impossible kazuki person, well, who the hell wants to join that septic session.

Clearly, you are looking for an audience. Don't complain when your adolescent posts fail to draw attention. Ask mom and she'll probably tell you that you'll get better after a while. That's what moms always tell their idiot children.
1 year ago
dammit, i said id quit. holy crap, talk about holding a grudge.
1 year ago
because of all the boring shit for brains that starting puking on a fun site . i for one don't mind some one that objects to what i post, but to puke all over everything is plain childish and not very bright. keep it up and no one but idiots will be posting here.
If you must do it do it creatively.
1 year ago
canadaman...even as you posted your comments, I did mine. We may not use the same vernacular, but we are of the same mind.

If they must be incessantly critical, at least do it creatively, humoresly, interestingly, and so on. 'Cheers, Canadaman...from Chaz
I grunt to that! canadaman must be big man north of snow line---must have many in his harem---know puking shit for brains when he see it---bet canadaman smash many mastadons with his fight club---all puking shits listen to canadaman or he bash your skull with his fight club
1 year ago
seriously, if anyone needs to leav glumbert it's qlanettint and (kazuki? kazuka? kazoo?. oh well, ill get it.)
1 year ago
canadaman - that tripe coming from you makes as much sense as entering Steven Hawking in the 100 meter sprint at the beijing olympics.
1 year ago
this movie should be called " Unvale-dick-tory-an(us) gives hopefully fogetable speech."
1 year ago
il admit, that was bad. =P
1 year ago
Not bad, not bad at all.
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
Infinity -

You are a tedious, stupid, unremtting little gobshite.
1 year ago
yeah? well ur a cock-sucking, shit-packing, masturbating fuckhead.
1 year ago
eat that you peice of shit.
1 year ago
end of conversation.
1 year ago
Your conversation ended a long time ago, you unconscionable, unutterable, uncultured moron.
1 year ago
fuck you
1 year ago
Deathless prose as usual unfantile.
1 year ago
unfantile? thats not even a word. dickhead.
1 year ago
infantile.
1 year ago
canuck's wife is a better person than Mother Theresa, and much better looking. he's a very lucky man.
1 year ago
qlanettint, thank you for your heartfelt comments. i assure you, with me this will make a difference. no more shall i continually berate you for your lack of feeling for other sentient beings. if this is indeed a genuine change, it is for the better. keep it up, perhaps an end to the flame wars is near!
(now to eradicate that unsightly blemish we all know as "bigbad".)
1 year ago
He thinks he's a lot funnier than he actually is.
1 year ago
Ich denke, wir sollten alle nett zu einander und zurecht, ja? ^ ^
1 year ago
This is mindless BS.
1 year ago
A Roundtable discussion. Pip, Pip!
11 months ago
Typical Canadian - pointless.

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