Spanish for your Nanny

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6 months ago
6 months ago
Adolf-- is this Conchita? She is a very wise woman, and has a lovely sense of humor.
6 months ago
good looking too
6 months ago
How do I get a housekeeper? in wmass, there are no mexicans, no one from central or south american, I don't trust the yankees in my neiborhood. Can I import? Maybe Canada.
6 months ago
I would like to learn spanish like this!
6 months ago
joder, quiero follar todas las wapas ahi. specialamente la rubia. ah siiiii senor, que sea bien con ella. tengo k irme, la polla necesita attencion. hasta pronto mis chamos.
6 months ago
you do and you clean it up!
6 months ago
we dont want yur kind in our country
6 months ago
That was funny as hell. I only wish they showed the aftermath.
6 months ago
Fraulein Goldbardeb!

Nein, zis is not Conchita. But she played similar tricks on me for a vile.
If I vos unsure of ein phrase, I vould ask her und she vould tell me vot to say.
Vonce, ven I vos going to meet ze Lady Mayor of Buenos Aires at ein civic reception, I asked her vot ze Spanish for "I am delighted to meet you. I am Adolf Vanker from Berlin."
After ze armed guards had thrown me out of ze reception, I discovered I had asked ze Lady Mayor to peform fellatio on mein chihuahua (ze von zat looks like Condoleeza Rice).
Conchita vos thrashed soundly for zis joke.
6 months ago
LOL
6 months ago
HELLO Adolf I have been trying to trace you for years its good to finally track you down, I very much look forward to catching up with you!
6 months ago
Hey Glumbert, how come I can't watch the video again? Instead, the screen is blocked by ads. I know you have to generate income, but don't completely fuck the site up.
6 months ago
By a MAC!!!!
6 months ago
firefox and one of the adblocking plugins work wonders
6 months ago
HA! HA! HA!

I can think of a lot of people posting here who need this lesson.
6 months ago
Clarification - who post on Glumbert in general.
6 months ago
How do you say "Learn our language and adapt like our ancestors did or get the fuck out of my country." ?
6 months ago
I hear ya brother
6 months ago
Are you referring to the ancestors that already spoke English, came over here and took over the land and made the locals adapt to their will?

Hypocrite much?
6 months ago
Herr Mossadagent!

Guten Morgen. You are velcome to visit. I vill prepare ein special chili for you. Vy not bring ein friend?
see www.adolfvanker.com
6 months ago
Thanks for the invite been there and enjoyed it (your pict blows your cover) good luck in the Wyoming State Championship Chili Contest.
6 months ago
Herr Vanka

Vun must be careful ven inviting members of zis most esteemed organisation to dinner. Ven zey begin speaking of 'completing zee circle' I vud set Bill Frontal Lobotomy upon zem immediately.
6 months ago
HAHAH this is great! Do you know why servants steal from you? because you pay them shit wages.... I was born in Africa and our servants were all poor uneducated black women. They loved us and never stole from us. In fact when we left we gave them all of our possessions in the house. We paid them 15-20% more than what other families paid their servants. For that they were gracious and treated us w/ respect, and vice versa.
White People: if you treat your servants like "servants" they will stab you in the back. ... i'm asian btw.
6 months ago
bubejunkie so youd be an AfricanAsian. screw me dead and call me rigid thats messed up.
6 months ago
What the hell is a "servant"?
6 months ago
Bube's right! Had a nanny called Rita and her hubby James was our gardener when we lived in Kenya. They lived in their own place next to the house and as kids we would play and go to school with their kids. They were effectively family... Still, the idea of having a 'servant' is still anathema to many and I can understand that too... some countries still have that mindset that's all, and it can be a big proportion of employment

My old man was in Ghana on business some 16 years after we left and got into a hotel lift. James was the bellboy - fucked up coincidence or what!!

It's the same out in Asia - many people employ servants. Nothing seen as wrong with it. I have a maid coz I fucking hate ironing, can afford to pay her well, and I don't want to lay the burden on my partner as she also has a job...
6 months ago
I used to have a butler, but I got rid of him when buttling went out of fashion.
6 months ago
very funny just the way it should b!!! hahah
6 months ago
"Are you referring to the ancestors that already spoke English, came over here and took over the land and made the locals adapt to their will?"

Markerbull, No offense to the 'native americans' (whatever that means, in that none of the ancestral tribes of the continent had bothered to record any of their given history, nor did they find the time to unite, develop any sort of common language, produce anywhere akin to the output of tribes, collectives, or other bipedal primates (you, dummy) found elsewhere on the sphere at the dawn of the 16 the century. But thanks for weighing in from the depths of your ignorance with more of that feel-good PC upchuck.
6 months ago
buckcronkite, I agree with all of what you say,but didn't the ''natives ''pass their history to the younger generations through dance & initiations of a youth to manhood . Didn't the elders over see these ceremonies?
3 months ago
I have 2 jobs. On the weekends and summers, I work with several women who speak English to me and Spanish to each other. They laugh often. I am a selfcentered white chick. I am sure they are laughing at me and yet they claim they are talking about clothes or dances. Mi Espanol as muy mal. Yo no tango idea what the hell they are saying. One amigo wanted me to teach him English so he could speak better. His favorite thing to tell me was, "Jen, I love you too much." I told him he already knew too much English.

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