The Life of Snails

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First:nerfzilla
1 year ago
kinda look and move like are current white house administration, but these guys are a lot cuter and faster...........oh and fir..........never mind.
1 year ago
Even though it is one of the most boring videos ever posted, I still had to watch it until the end expecting something to happen....... but alas, no.

Seeing them all disappear suddenly (notice the dog eyeing them with 7 secs to go) or having a brick coming down from above wouldn't have made it a complete waste of time.
1 year ago
did he killed them?
1 year ago
it looks like he either heated them or poured salt on them.
1 year ago
Look at that 'S' car go!
1 year ago
Someone HAD to say it.
1 year ago
Oh my God! That was the hottest orgy I have ever seen. That got me so horny! I'm going to assume they were all male cause otherwise it would ruin it for me. Now I'm going to have to get naked, rub salt all over my big fat penis and anus and go in the garden and find me some love snails!
1 year ago
Great... a snail orgy. Yay.
1 year ago
Yum, just need some garlic and butter! Oh and iluvballs, all land snails are hermaphrodites..don't know if that ruins it for you or not.......but have fun with the salt anyway!
1 year ago
I just watched this whole thing, I still dont know the meaning of life.
1 year ago
I can't believe he killed them. That's mean.
1 year ago
next week you see them dance when they heat up the plate
1 year ago
man, snails are stupid, they totally coulda got outta that pan.
1 year ago
Wow. Thanks a million glumbert.
1 year ago
Oh boy-oh-boy-OH BOY!!!

Lookiee here! LOL The two shit-stains are at it again! Oh well, hell with it, time for the Glumbert Roll Call Of Idiots and Intellectual Inferiors:


Barney: : Tool

buyamerican: patriotic, flag-waving republican Tool

jesushbush: stupid, ridiculous name = nutjob Tool and intellectually sub-par

douchebag: same as previous

pcracist: same as previous

Throbmystick/susanvi: A dumb Plank (made to be drilled/screwed by said tools)


And on a brighter note....the Glumbert Awards for Wit, Creativity, Humor and over-all constructive contribution to any given topic/thread:

Randl: Keeps me in stitches

Billboat: Dry wit, coupled with sincerity when opportunity requires it

Podman: Good use of sarcasm at times in getting his point across, writes from genuine belief

streamlined: completely opposite views to most of this site, BUT, has and CAN put forth a decent argument for his point of view; provided a terrific fencing-and-jousting competition; tended to slide a bit into the name-calling territory, but avoided it overall. Very enjoyable.

imthebigbadwolf: Decent-sounding fellow; focussed viewpoints; not contributing as often as I'd like to see.

mako100: relative newcomer to my attention; demonstrated a good-natured sense of humor; logical, concise arguments, based on apparent well-travelled experiences, and varied observations from same; seems to have to ability to parry-pivot-and-thrust as good as anyone.

leafforlife: relatively recent to my attention; seems a decent enough sort; already has posted rebuke to one of the Tools; gets kudos for that alone.

aceinyourface: actually cracks me up at times (a pity his profanity gets in the way; makes trying to figure his viewpoint a little harder...but still...very funny sometimes)

canuck1963: A nice guy; a swell guy; a smart guy; what's not to like?


Okay. That's it. Show's over. Gala winners to the Party Room, and bring your awards.

The Tools can basically make for the exit, and scram.

I'm sure there's a basket-weaving contest happening out there somewhere, that will be more suited to your.....ahhhh....intellectual levels.

1 year ago
I hear a broken record.....
1 year ago
Nahh.

It's the voices in your noggin, talking to you again.
1 year ago
333
1 year ago
Oh, my bust. Thanks for clearing that up.
1 year ago
Of course.

I am here but as a humble servant....merely to guide.

Mi casa su casa.
1 year ago
Hey..wait a sec...did I even comment on this video??

Hey! I didn't!

THIS IS THE GROSSEST, SLIMIEST, MOST USELESS VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON HERE!!

Okay.

There.

1 year ago
This video is more on your academic level. I am suprised that you find this disgusting. I thought you might be aroused watching this video yet you bewilder me again. You have stepped from the depths of being a slug, but not quite to the level of coakroach crap. Keep striving to be your very best. I know you can do it!
1 year ago
i think i would actually rather watch, maybe some dude cannibalizing some hot chick, or eating a fetus right of a womans asshole. =/ or something more "interesting" cause, i mean snails are like fish. they dont do nothing, actually! there more like MEXICANS! all they do is fuck all day and lay around like snails! HA!
1 year ago
Oh.

Mah.

Gawd.
1 year ago
this "song" - i guess you could call it, is quite disturbing...i was looking around for satan to pop out any minute.
1 year ago
"all they do is fuck all day and lay around like snails! HA!"

That doesn't sound like a bad gig to be honest with you.
1 year ago
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1d71c315a2

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 year ago
still isnt funny!!
1 year ago
Reminds me of the 1st office I worked in, everyone screws eachother and nothing gets done.
1 year ago
It wasn't the Oval office was it?
1 year ago
the snail trail is the nickname for the road that leads from high school to army sign-up in canada. there are few on it and those that are move exteremly slowly
1 year ago
You really just attention don't you boy. Anything to get a rise. Sorry, not biting.
1 year ago
Coming from somebody who I'm 99.99% sure has never even trained with or even seen a Canadian soldier...........
1 year ago
(snaps off a respectful, crisp salute to devious, just for that remark alone)
1 year ago
The real question is has a Canadian seen a real Canadian soldier? Maybe an oxymoron.
Muck the mollusk...
1 year ago
WTF?
1 year ago
worth a try. knew you were online. worked last time! :)
1 year ago
why even talk to these fags dude?
1 year ago
alright, bed time
1 year ago
Next time. Long day, no fight in me. Later.
1 year ago
well then goodnight u vag.
1 year ago
When you go to bed give Canuck a hug and kiss from all of us.
1 year ago
and please clean your dick off this time!!
1 year ago
Why do people who come off as so anti-gay spend most of their waking hours talking about dicks and describing various homosexual acts?
1 year ago
Ummmm...I think that is what's called a "rhetorical question."
1 year ago
I have a new stance there Canuck. People with intellect this meager no longer warrant a response. Let them piss and moan at the wall. Makes you realize that old throb ain't that bad. At least he's got something to add to the conversation other than grade 3 insults.
1 year ago
slow day at Glumbert?
1 year ago
does it get you me what the hell im so mixed up . why would that video get you ran.......... oohhh randy i get it.
1 year ago
Randal, like your posts bud but sometimes you lose me. I'm thinking I'm probably just not up on text lingo. Dumb it down a bit for us oldsters to enjoy.
1 year ago
does this video get anyone else randy, or is it just me?
1 year ago
that was ment for here.
dam when jokes attack.
1 year ago
oh, i just read the comment left by iluvballs. a friendly word of advice, mr. iluvballs... if you aren't careful with your comments, people may start to think you're gay.
1 year ago
iluvballs might be gay!!!!!!!!! is that the scuttelbutt ? hhummmm its all starting to add up now he wants penis in his rectum. also in his mouth he would like many more placed.............well cut my dick off and call me shorty, he may well be
( scratchshe might just well be

[ no penises were cut off or otherwise hurt in the making of this reply]
1 year ago
Looky, looky....all of a sudden I've become Mr. popular! I love it! Oh and darlings, I am as gay as they cum! The more cocks the better, but only BIG one's.

I've been reading all these boring threads the last couple of days and it has really got me out of the mood. Why isn't there any new gay video posts?

And canucky, you're starting to lose your sex appeal honey.
1 year ago
love balls would and will be no balls if i ever got hold of them cut ya like a bull hahahahahahaha
1 year ago
i believe thay have abandoned this site .........am i mistaken or was that a tumbleweed crossing this thread ? oh look a roadrunner!
1 year ago
beep.......beep
1 year ago
Randal, I think we're on our own. Let's all go bitch slap the kiddies on YOUTUBE. They'll never know what hit them.
1 year ago
i posted a video over there, somthing about al jazeer got some hate mail so quickly, that i pulled them off lol thay wer'ent that good anyhow. over there my name is
( imrandalflagg) i was just there i have 1 fave. bill are you sighend up over there?
1 year ago
hey fag im going over there to check then wreck your world hahahahahahaha...
1 year ago
snails are TWATS!

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