i had a goldfish when i was a kid. it jumped right out of its bowl and my dog ate it. about an hour later the dog started coughing up blood and died. i dont know if it was the fish that killed it, but i was real angry so i went to the pet shop and bought another ten fish and let them choke to death on the table. justice!!!!
He has been a member for 1 month. He is 20 years old. That's 0.6% of his life dedicated to Glumbertology. i hate glumbert all the people in this site are old and live with thier moms i get on this site in the 9th grade to make fun of any dbags who are reasdining this . any body who is reading this may be 47 but still lives with their mom. this site is retarded and a great example of how pedophiles get to lil girls and boys. COME AT ME
20 years of age and in the 9th grade, thats quite an achievement Einstein.LOLOLOLOL!!
so we have young people in a computer class with nothing to do but surf Glum, I say "kick their asses outdoors and make them play hardball"
or better yet start the draft again. Make people study harder, longer and they're never bored. See education is wasted on the young
I'm back.
Everyone say "Hooray!"
OK, keep it down a bit there. It's not that good.
Here's a joke.
An elephant seal and a honey badger are walking down the road, both deciding how they're going to kill their next victim, when a man with a fishing rod approaches.
"Hi there, animals," he says. "I'm Gymyg, and I like eating anything that ain't human."
The animals look at each other, and begin to plan their strategy for eliminating the fisherman.
But, just as they're deciding whether to roll on him, tear, slash, disembowel, eviscerate, whatever, he puts down his rod and says: "Look, I'm not a threat to you guys. It's only fish I'm interested in."
The elephant seal looks at the honey badger and says: "Well, I suppose we could just leave him alone."
Then Gymyg reaches behind his back, pulls out a shotgun, and shoots them both to death.
Boom boom.
US confession: Weapons were not made in Iran after all
(source: CASMII) Saturday, May 10, 2008 CASMII Press Release 10 May 2008 "US confession: Weapons were not made in Iran after all" In a sharp reversal of its longstanding accusations against Iran arming militants in Iraq , the US military has made an unprecedented albeit quiet confession: the weapons they had recently found in Iraq were not made in Iran at all. According to a report by the LA Times correspondent Tina Susman in Baghdad: %u201CA plan to show some alleged Iranian-supplied explosives to journalists last week in Karbala and then destroy them was canceled after the United States realized none of them was from Iran. A U.S. military spokesman attributed the confusion to a misunderstanding that emerged after an Iraqi Army general in Karbala erroneously reported the items were of Iranian origin. When U.S. explosives experts went to investigate, they discovered they were not Iranian after all.%u201D The US , which until two weeks ago had never provided any proof for its allegations, finally handed over its %u201Cevidence%u201D of the Iranian origin of these weapons to the Iraqi government. Last week, an Iraqi delegation to Iran presented the US %u201Cevidence%u201D to Iranian officials. According to Al-Abadi, a parliament member from the ruling United Iraqi Alliance who was on the delegation, the Iranian officials totally refuted %u201Ctraining, financing and arming%u201D militant groups in Iraq . Consequently the Iraqi government announced that there is no hard evidence against Iran.
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